Normal Brain: Playing Pokemon B/W As A Nuzlocke Or Efficient Playthrough Proves N Right Because You Turned

normal brain: playing pokemon B/W as a nuzlocke or efficient playthrough proves N right because you turned your pokemon into tools for your own personal gain

galaxy brain: playing pokemon X/Y without using mega evolution proves Lysandre right, because you are presented with a scarcity scenario with the mega ring and you use your strength to selfishly decide that nobody should have or use one

universe brain: Resetting pokemon D/P/Pt proves Cyrus right because you have full control over the game’s universe and can freely remake it in your image on a whim.

So I was drunk on snapchat last night crying

ITS FUCKING JULY 13 WHY IS THIS IN MY FUCKINH DASG

every time i listen to “you’re a mean one mr. grinch” i can’t help but sit there and think “what did the grinch do to hurt you?” because dude just stands there for 2 minutes and 58 seconds and drags the grinch into the dirt

HONESTLY—

the minute I got back into RSE, I was like "archie and maxie are nice" and then BOOM—I literally became hardenshipping trash and i cry everytime im reminded of it

If you ever feel bad about yourself just know that I dropped down 19 layers of hell from the average tumblr loser and became literal hardenshipping trash in a span of 2 days

Idk how but these two are definitely related