Being Convinced Your Keys Are In Your Backpack Because When You Shake It You Can Hear Them But Upon Closer

being convinced your keys are in your backpack because when you shake it you can hear them but upon closer inspection it's just a really small foley artist imitating your keys with a piece of glass and a crumb

If life is a never ending loop of dirty dishes and laundry then that means life is a never ending loop of home cooked meals and comfy clean clothes

Gustav Klimt, The Kiss // Robert Winthrop Chanler, Leopard and Deer

i think we all need to complain about LED headlights more. please can we all complain about them more. night driving is nearly impossible for me to do now without having to white knuckle my way through a thousand evil suns. every time i see those headlights in my mirrors i take 2d6 radiant damage. i want to destroy every single LED headlight under my feet like they’re goombas

Not a big fan of what melatonin has been doing to my dreams lately.