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Writing Resources
Since I’ve been getting a lot of questions about writing and such, I’ve deiced to put together a resource post for you guys!
General Writing Help:
Writing Tips
Ambient Sounds
10 Ways to Start Your Story
10 Ways to End Your Story
Ways to get Un-Stuck
Getting Out Of The Comfort Zone
Alternatives To Said
Avoid Saying ‘Very…’
100 Ways To Say Good
Avoiding Unfortunate Implications
Begin A Novel
Finishing Your Novel
Creating Conflict
Show Not Tell
Words For Emotions Based On Severity
Pacing Action Scenes
Writing Races
Using Gender Neutral Pronouns
Dos and Don’t of Writing
General Writing Tips
How To Avoid Tense Change
Character Help:
How to Develop Your Characters
Introductions
Ways to Get Inspired to Write That Character
Writing a Relationship that Readers Will Ship
Character Names
Character Name Resources
Surnames Masterpost
Write Real
People Generator
MBTI Personality Test
MBTI Personality Descriptions
123 Character Flaws
Character Trait Cheat Sheet
List of Personality Traits
Types of Voice
55 Words to Describe Someone’s Voice
Showing Character Emotion
Character Motivation
Writing Characters Of Color
More On Writing Characters Of Color
Describing A Character’s Skin Color
Avoiding LGBTQ Stereotypes
The Roles Of Characters
Creating Fictional Characters From Scratch
Creating A Strong, Weak Character
Writing Characters Using Conflict And Backstory
Writing A Character Based On Yourself
Switching Up A ‘Too-Perfect’ Character
Help I Have A Mary-Sue!
Over 400 Words to Describe Hair
Men’s Haircuts and Styles
Describing Skin Color
500 Character Quirks
List of Virtues
List of Vices
Phobia List
9 Fundamental Fears
How to find your characters motivation
7 Tips for Clear Motive
Character Goal Generator
36 Core Values for Characters
Dialogue/Body Language Help:
Dialogue Tips
Realistic Dialogue
Flirty Dialogue
On Dialogue
Don’t Be Afraid of Mixing Dialogue and Action
Some Words When Writing Things
A list of body language phrases.
Words Used to Describe Someone’s Face or Facial Expressions
Body Language Cheat Sheet
Importance Of Body Language
Non Verbal Communication
Body Language Of Flirting
Flirting 101
Kissing
Sex Scenes
Friends With Benifits Relationships
How to write a kiss
character facial expressions (writing reference)
Setting:
World Building 101
Bringing Settings To Life
Creating A Believable World
Mapping A Fictional World
Mapping Your World
Revision/Editing:
General Revision Tips
Cliché Finder
Reading What You’ve Wrote So Far
— club ardor masterlist
ot7/reader | smut, fluff, angst | fake dating!au, date-for-hire!au
ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ: a new dating service opened up in seoul. it’s rumored to be exclusive to the rich and elite. the most enticing part of the agency is its seven dreamy bachelors. for a small price, you get to be with the man of your dreams. only for a night.
ᴄʟᴜʙ ᴀʀᴅᴏʀ: 𝐎𝐏𝐄𝐍 ᴜᴘᴅᴀᴛᴇᴅ: 𝟏/𝟏/𝟐𝟎
— date for hire: the boyfriend type
GOOD TO ME — coming january 19, 2020
kim namjoon/reader | fluff, smut
synopsis: club ardor holds a special raffle for a free night with a man who will supposedly be the boyfriend of your dreams. you definitely don’t expect to win.
what to expect: the boyfriend service offers an ideal boyfriend companion. namjoon will take you on a date in a believable boyfriend scene.
*perfect for beginners just starting out in the dating-for-hire service!
— read here
— date for hire: the romantic
MINE FOR TODAY — coming february 16, 2020
kim seokjin/reader | fluff, smut, angst
synopsis: deciding to snag a date with a bachelor while an incredible deal is going on, you wind up with every waking moment being plagued with the thought of seokjin. there’s just something about him that you can’t let go.
what to expect: if you’re a hopeless romantic, Seokjin is perfect for you! expect the ideal love and romance it seems only girls in fiction get to experience! it’s hard not to fall in love with this handsome man.
— read here
— date for hire: the cold type
HIGH HOPES — coming soon
min yoongi/reader | fluff, smut, angst
synopsis: you meet a kind man at the cafe you work at and he leaves a card for a “free date” with yoongi from club ardor.
what to expect: sometimes a man just has a way of making you feel small, like you want to open his shell and make him love you. yoongi’s a hard case to crack. his sharp gaze will leave your cheeks burning.
— read here
— date for hire: the playboy
ONLY ONCE — coming soon
jeon jungkook/reader | fluff, smut, angst | college!au
synopsis: jungkook’s scenes are legendary for being hard — some women can’t even get through it. you’re convinced to take the date with him, completely unaware of what you’re getting yourself into.
what to expect: if you like the chase, jungkook is perfect for you. in a perfectly cultivated scene, you’ll feel the competition of trying to win the heart of a seemingly unattainable man.
* recommended for a girl with thick skin.
— read here
— date for hire: the soft type
SOFT LAUGHTER — coming soon
jung hoseok/reader | fluff, smut | neighbor!au
synopsis: after an ugly breakup with your (ex) boyfriend, who leaves you insecure and hurt, you find a free voucher for a night with “the soft type” from club ardor.
what to expect: hoseok has a way of bringing brightness and happiness to those around him. if you find yourself in need of a man who will make you feel like the center of the universe, call on him!
— read here
— date for hire: the bad boy
SEOUL RUSH — coming soon
park jimin/reader | smut, angst | street racer!au
synopsis: wanting to spice up your suffocating lifestyle, you decide to try a night with jimin of club ardor — a man notorious for his adrenaline-run life.
what to expect: if you have a need for excitement, jimin will certainly give you a rush. scenes with him are exhilarating and wild. he’ll have your heart racing and leave your body wanting more.
— read here
— date for hire: the alpha male
YOU MAKE ME WANNA — coming soon
kim taehyung/reader | fluff, smut | rich!au
synopsis: you meet the most exquisite man you’d ever seen in your life. he leaves you breathless and wanting more. when you gather the courage to ask for his number, he gives you a strange card with instructions instead.
what to expect: scenes with taehyung are intense. his controlling hands and deep voice leave you bending to his will. don’t let your eyes wander, he’s more than willing to show everyone you’re his.
* best suited for experienced clients
— read here
© httpjeon 2019. do not repost, modify, or translate.
Favourite Fics of 2019
So…I thought that I’d give you all a list of my favourite fanfic’s that I read in 2019! I’ll include the description that was given by the author and then give a brief commentary of my own! Please make sure to not only read the fic, but give it a like and reblog! Give it some of your own comments and too, and follow/tell the author!!
Authors - I’ve got some authors repeated so you might have more than one fic here!
Readers - …there’s a lot of fics here lol
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summary of jungkook in 2019; aka the most handsome face in the world of 2019 ♡
If you could ask each member a single question (different for each of the boys) what would you ask who and why?
Hmm… I think a key distinction here would be whether I am asking these questions in private or in public. I really wish they would let ARMY conduct some of their interviews so we stop getting the same boring questions about collabs and favorite foods. But the questions I would ask if I was allowed to interview them are different than the questions I would ask if we could just like get a drink together. (Sidenote - I have a note page on my phone dedicated solely to questions I want to ask the boys should the opportunity ever present itself - so I don’t get caught unprepared, haha).
Okay so…
Namjoon
Public interview question - You often get asked the same few questions repeatedly. What questions do you wish interviewers would ask you instead?
Private question - Have you ever read any of your fanfiction? Does it bother you?
Jin
Public interview question - Your singing voice is incredible and has improved so much since your debut. Your dancing is also terrific and has improved tremendously. How do you approach learning and improving at these tasks so effectively?
Private question - When you talked about disbanding, what concerns were leading the members to think about disbanding? Why did you all chose to stay together anyways?
Yoongi
Public interview question - How do you choose who to work with as a producer? Is your choice to work with mostly women intentional?
Private question - This lyric from Cypher Part 3 - “Whether it be men or women, my flexible tongue movements will send them to Hong Kong.” What does it mean, Min Yoongi? What does it mean?
Hoseok
Public interview question - Your styling has changed a lot over the years, both in hairstyle and dress. How much of that do you have a personal say in?
Private question - Do you know that you are incredibly, ridiculously sexy? Cause sometimes it seems like you know and sometimes it seems like you don’t. But I need you to know that you are absurdly attractive.
Jimin
Public interview question - Your dance style is so beautiful and so unique to you, even when performing the same choreography. How did you create it? What influences do you draw from?
Private question - What does your tattoo mean to you?
Taehyung
Public interview question - Tell me about your art. What’s your favorite medium? What artists do you most want to emulate?
Private question - It seems like there is a lot of pressure to appear unattached and romantically available. But your fans want you to both be happy in your private lives and have long careers, and family seems really important to you. How might you navigate being married or having children and still being BTS?
Jungkook
Public interview question - Why do you take out your in-ear at the end of truth untold? Is it a singing technique? Or is it to hear ARMY?
Private question - Please tell me everything about the tattoos. How many are there? What do they mean to you? Why did you decide to get them in such a visible place knowing you would have to often keep them covered?
Definitely stretched the rules on one question each…
the equation of love pt. 10 (PREVIEW)
pt. 1 | pt. 2 | pt. 3 | pt. 4 | pt. 5 | pt. 6 | pt. 7 | pt. 8 | pt. 9
→scenario: When you met Yoongi in a club, you thought it was fate that brought the two of you together. But after you walked into your college math class for the very first time, you weren’t so sure anymore.
→genre: smut | fluff | angst
→a/n: so bc ive taken over a year to update this series (which i am SO sorry about) and bc i love you guys so much… i decided to post a little preview of the finale for you all to read :”))
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Mischievous Maintenance (M)
Summary: You have an eventful Monday, thanks to the ever-resourceful head maintenance technician who works in your office.
Pairing: Jimin x Reader
Genre: Smut
Word Count: 6,913
Warning: MaintenanceTechnician!Jimin, workplace hookup, sexual themes, dirty talk, rough sex, oral sex, profanity
Series: Working Man Bangtan
A/N: Hope you enjoy this quick and dirty oneshot!
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End of the year ask game - 2019
1. Favorite book you discovered this year?
2. Favorite movie that was released this year?
3. Favorite TV show you discovered this year?
4. Favorite artist you discovered this year?
5. Favorite music album that was released this year?
6. If you are using a music streaming platform that provides you with stats about this year, post them!
7. Favorite memory of this year?
8. Favorite song this year?
9. Post a selfie from January of this year and one from today.
10. Favorite travel destination of this year?
11. Did you make new friends this year? How?
12. Did you loose a friend? Why?
13. Any deaths in your social environment this year?
14. Any newborns in your social environment this year?
15. Favorite concert you´ve been to this year?
16. Favorite festival (music or other) you attended this year?
17. Did you quit a job/an education this year?
18. Did you start a new job/education this year?
19. Did your relationship status change during the year? If it stayed the same, did your perception of this status change?
20. Any new piercings this year?
21. Any new tattoos this year?
22. Any other body modifications this year?
23. Favorite clothing item of this year?
24. Favorite person this year?
25. Favorite place to be this year? (can be a city or just a place like a library, home, a certain forest and so on…)
26. Any dreams you fulfilled this year?
27. Which was your happiest month? Why?
28. Which was this years worst month? Why?
29. Anything you started this year? (sports, drawing, tarot…)
30. Did you move this year? If not, did you change anything about your place of residence?
31. Did you change anything about your look or your style during this year?
32. On a scale of one to ten, ten being the best: how would you rate this year?
33. Any political scandal in your country this year?
34. Any global event that happened this year that had a strong impact on you or your way of thinking?
35. Anything you did for the first time this year? (Bungee jumping, drinking alcohol, traveling by plane ….)
36. Any big mistake you made this year?
37. Favorite Youtuber this year?
38. Favorite music artist this year?
39. Favorite hobby this year?
40. Relfect on the year: what are the strongest memories?
41. Which goals that you had for this year did you reach?
42. Which goals that you had for this year did you not reach?
43. Any injuries or major diseases you had this year?
44. Did you have to go to the hospital this year?
45. How much/how often did you travel this year?
46. Did you spend most of your time alone or with others? If with others, who was/were this persons(s)?
47. Any new blogs you made on tumblr?
48. Any blogs you deleted on tumblr?
49. Any social media that you started with that year?
50. Favorite food this year?
51. Favorite sweets this year?
52. Favorite drink/beverage this year?
53. Any celebritiy you really looked up to this year?
54. Tell us a quote that inspired you during this year.
55. Any new device you bought this year?
56. If you are wearing makeup: Did your makeup style change during this year?
57. Are you looking forward to next year?
58. What are your goals for next year?
59. What would your biggest dream for next year be?
60. What do you hope will change on this world withing the next year?
61. Any changes within your own life you have planned for next year?
62. What are your fears about the next year?
63. How and with whom are you going to spend new years eve?
64. Any song that is connected for you to new years eve?
65. Any new years eve traditions you practise?
66. Any travels planned for next year?
67. What do you want to focus on more during the next year?
68. Any release you are looking forward to next year?
69. Any behaviour you want to get rid of during next year?
70. Do you think this year changed you? Why?
71. Do you think next year will change you? Why?
72. Any changes planned for next year already? (moving, job change etc.)
73. What major changes happend for you during this decade?
74. Post a picture of you from 2009 and one from 2019.
75. New people that came in this decade into your life?
76. People you lost during this decade?
77. Dreams you fulfilled during this decade?
78. Favorite music artist of the decade?
79. Favorite movie of the decade?
80. Favorite TV series of the decade?
81. Favorite book of the decade?
82. Favorite music album of the decade?
83. Favorite celebrity of the decade?
84. Favorite author of the decade?
85. Celebrities you admired that died this decade?
86. Favorite actor/actress of the decade?
87. Favorite travel desitnation of the decade?
88. Any changes in believe this decade?
89. Did your main occupation (student, working fulltime etc.) change during this decade?
90. Favorite memory of this decade?
91. Hobbies you gave up upon during this decade?
92. Hobbiey you stared during this decade?
93. What new did you learn during this decade? (Languages, arts, crafts…)
94. On a scale of one to ten, ten being the best, how would you rate this decade?
95. Favorite quote during this decade?
96. Which body modifications did you get during this decade?
97. New dreams you gained during this decade?
98. Dreams you gave upon during this decade?
99. Worst year of this decade? Why?
100. Best year of this decade? Why?
Bts with Kids is the content with need... tae and jimin were so whipped 🥺. Anyway the boys Christmas song performance was so good, whoever chose the subunits needs a raise cause all of the subunits did that. Jimin’s soft voice paired with joon deep voice a masterpiece , and the end performance Jin ate that shit up. Jin invented live singing, I swear this man only eat CDs.
PLEASEEEE 😭
A Very, Merry Fic-Mas!
‘Tis the season to collaborate! Join @lamourche @kpopfanfictrash @kittae @underthejoon @hobidreams @floralseokjin & @winetae as we deck your dash with seven festive fics. We ho-ho-hope you enjoy!
Christmas Is Waiting For You
Author: @lamourche Summary: Being home for the holidays surrounded by your well-meaning family isn’t that bad. All you have to do is (1) survive the Andersons’ annual Christmas Eve party, (2) avoid all questions about your job, and (3) avoid your high school nemesis and crush, Jeon Jungkook. Posting: December 16th
The Holi-Date
Author: @kpopfanfictrash Summary: When your ex-boyfriend becomes engaged to his new girlfriend at your annual Holiday party, you admittedly are not in the best place. Which explains why you down six shots of alcohol, enthusiastically drop it low on the dance floor and – oh, yeah – tell everyone you are also dating someone. The only problem? You are obviously not. Good thing your neighbor happens to be cute and in need of a ride to work every morning. Posting: December 17th
A Midnight Miracle
Author: @kittae Summary: The night before Christmas is said to hold a certain kind of magic. Old dreams become new, lost hopes reemerge and even the most wooden amongst us can be breathed into new life. You have never been one to believe in magic but this is precisely the reason it chooses you. Posting: TBD
Not Your Average Holiday Hookup
Author: @underthejoon Summary: Fresh off a big campaign, your schedule allows for you to spend a few weeks visiting home before the holidays. Sure, you could have gone on vacation somewhere a little more exciting. You could have stayed in a nice hotel rather than your childhood bedroom but quality time with family is just the thing you need. And no, it has absolutely nothing to do with the secret your best friend just told you about her older brother, Namjoon. Posting: TBD
Matters of the Heart
Author: @hobidreams Summary: It seems not even the passage of half a decade can diminish the hold of Mr. Jung’s charms on your heart. But the rumors that welcome you home speak of his imminent marriage to an heiress, one who bests you in every infuriating, ‘ladylike’ fashion. Just how, then, are you meant to interpret the undeniable sparks of desire in his eyes? Posting: December 20th
First and Last and Always
Author: @floralseokjin Summary: You and Yoongi broke up two months ago. It was mutual, you’re positive, but there’s one teeny tiny issue… You never told your parents, and now they’ve invited you back home for Christmas. Both of you. You can’t say no, but you also can’t bear to go alone, so you do the only thing you can think of, plead with Yoongi to come with you and pretend like everything’s okay… Posting: December 21st
The Age of Romance
Author: @winetae Summary: It was a terrible idea. Your worst one yet. No sane person would go through with it. Everything about it promised heartache and unsolicited flashbacks to a better, happier time - yet here you were, sat across your ex-boyfriend, waiting to board the 2 pm flight to Paris on what you had once imagined to be the most romantic trip of your life. Posting: TBD
Week 1: Masterlist
To celebrate Jungkook’s birthday, this week’s category is a special edition: your favorite characterizations of Jeon Jungkook in Tumblr fics!
Criteria for recommendations:
Jungkook must be an active part of the fic. Whether this is as a side character or the main one, it doesn’t matter! Either way, he has to be in it.
Fics recommended by followers:
NSFW ONE-SHOTS
After Dark by @seokoloqy | vampire + knight
Bad for You by @yoonia | stripper
Caught Me by @jeonshome | roommate au
Microwave Misadventures by @bymoonchild | roommate
One Time, In Your Room by @lunyua no longer available
Play Pretend by @seokoloqy | soccer player + fake dating
Rebound by @ropeseok | enemies to lovers
Rottenfolk by @junqkook | faerie + royal
Ruin the Friendship by @kpopfanfictrash | friends to lovers
Since Day One by @gukgalore | werewolf + boxer + tattoo artist
Sleepy by @floralseokjin | domestic
Something in the Water by @vankoya | camping + friends to lovers
Sugarcoated by @guksheart | bakery + neighbors
Sugarplum Elegy by @bymoonchild | college + friends w/ benefits
Waves of Fate by @ttaekimm | lifeguard
SFW ONE-SHOTS
Date in a Box by @jimlingss | dating service
NSFW SERIES + TWO-SHOTS
About Time by @yoonia | time travel + soulmates
Animal by @cutaepatootie | boxer
Blackjack by @kpopfanfictrash | mafia
Bunbun by @jungkookienoona | hybrid
DNA by @btssavedmylifeblr | dystopian
Ego by @suga-kookiemonster | college + fratboy
Falling Skies by @fortunexkookie | friends to lovers
In Motion by @yoonia | masturbation club
Mirrors by @yoonia | friends with benefits
Paralian by @kpopfanfictrash | pirate + merfolk + royalty
Ramen by @dark-muse-iris | professional dominatrix
Room for Dessert by @avveh | waiter
Thesis It by @xherxx | college + roommates
The Turing Test by @fortunexkookie | android
SFW SERIES + TWO-SHOTS
Arranged by @minyoongijjangjjangmanboongboong | arranged marriage
Bangtan Romances Anonymous Part 1 by @uwugalore | idolverse
His Name by @jimlingss | multiple personality
Moonlight Melody by @gukyi | fake dating + college
Take a Chance by @crystaljins | hanahaki
Unexpected by @you-know-bts | idolverse
Thank you to everyone who recommended these fics!
Join us for our next round of recommendations on Monday. Recommendations will open at 8am KST!
He knows he is heartbreaker💓💓
PART 1 PART 2 PART 3
EVERYTHING IS JUNGKOOK X READER
Guess who had too many links in the first JK fic recs? Yes, that’s me and that’s why THIS IS PART 2!
And as usual:
⌜(m) = smut, mature
(f) = fluff, cute shit
(a) = angst, sad stuff or action
✓ = finished
** = a favorite
oneshot = story with only 1 part
series = story with more than 1 part ⌟
sorted by word count,
last updated: 13 October
Cafune (f) (m) ✓ **
[19.8 words] series pt.1 pt.2
“Talking to Jungkook about your feelings and making out for like 8k words. It’s, like, slowburn without the slow.”
THE WRITER > @daffodilon
Énouement (a) (m) (f) ✓ **
[19.5k words] oneshot here
“War is Hell, but it’s what you had to do to take your brother’s place. Of course, between the days of Hell are little slices of Heaven you’d call your Captain, Jeon Jungkook.”
THE WRITER > @littlemisskookie
A fallen bookmark on a Thursday afternoon (a) (f) ✓ **
[19k words] oneshot here
“He came to you like the air comes into the train station after the fast arriving of the machine. It comes fast and unexpected, making you hoist your head to look at the long vehicle and the people inside. It is so fast you can’t even distinguish the different wagons. As the train comes to a stop, the wind that it creates plays with your hair, leaving you breathless.That’s how Jeon Jungkook came into your life.”
THE WRITER > @cutaepatootie
Vaunt (m) (f) ✓
[18.5k words] series pt.1 pt.2
“Every weekend Beta Tau throws a ‘little’ party to help students relax and let loose and frat resident Jungkook has a big mouth that talks a lot of big game. You finally get sick of the lack of relaxation on your end and set out to see if he’s all talk.”
THE WRITER > @yminie
Set on you (m) (f) ✓ **
[18.1k words] oneshot here
“ Sports has never been your thing, so when you find yourself in a sports hall that reeks of perspiration and cologne and in front of a group of volleyball players whom you’re supposed to be managing (heck, you can’t even manage your own life), you know that you’re in Deep Shit. Especially when Jeon Jungkook, the golden setter of the team aka the boy who holds stars in his eyes, starts to occupy your reveries, slowly becoming both the quiet and pandemonium of your heart.“
THE WRITER > @bymoonchild
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Can you rec some fics series with good smut
Hi, hello! I’m ssooo sorrryyyy it took me foreeverrrr to reply to this. i don’t even know if the person who sent this ask still follows me lolol
so ya askin for smut and ya askin for series so like.. I had to take my time with this. anyway I’m very particular with my smuts and I know everyone has different tastes when it comes to that so hopefully these are to your liking!
As always I’ll first recommend stories I’ve read and then stories that I’ve yet to read. ^^ …also…just a warning. I have so many smutty series on my to read that I couldn’t just not rec them only because I hadn’t read it yet ssooo…
enjoy this v e e e r r y y long list of smutty fic recs lol (many of these writers have other smutty series too so check out their masterlists!^^)
Note: some of these fics have very flawed characters and may present potentially triggering content. Please review the author’s warnings/notes before you start the series just in case there’s something you’d rather not read.
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there's no way this man is real,,,
so im at work and bagging for this lady and her little kid and the kids askin me about what its like being a big kid and all that so he goes “do you have a girlfriend? is she pretty?” and i live in a pretty liberal area and it was pretty quiet in the store so i just calmly responded “actually i have a boyfriend, but he’s fairly pretty” and the mom just kinda pauses on her phone and looks down at her son like please dont say anything bad please dont embarrass me but he just gets so fuckin excited and is like “you can do that ???? i didnt know boys were allowed to have boyfriends!!” and hes turns to his mom and is pulling at her phone trying to get her attention and is just really excited like “mom did you know that ? can i have a boyfriend instead of a girlfriend ??” and she just started laughing and was like “if you want sure” and they took their groceries and left and im just standing there like
DID THAT JUST HAPPEN
THAT WAS SO CUTE
Professor Stephen Hawking believes Zayn might still be in One Direction - in a different universe