Things I Am Not:

things i am not:

male

female

things i am:

-squealing

-trolley wheel

-baby with autism

-ceiling fan

Ah my favorite time of year...

Crypt-mas!!!!

Featuring, some beloved spooky classics such as:

The 12 Haunts of Crypt-mas!

Have yourself a scary little crypt-mas!

Rudolph the Reanimated reindeer!

Satan Is Comin' to Town!

And many more! What's your favorite creepy song? :D

oh this is EXCELLENT

things i've heard environmental science majors say:

"For the test we'll need to tell the different flavours of mayflies apart." / "Did you just say flavours?"

"It amazes me how many city kids are in this program." / "We're all desperate to get out of this city."

"I think everyone who attended all the surface water pollution lab sections should be allowed to lick one piece of glassware of their choosing. Y'know, as a treat."

"Professor, nobody goes into this major unless they like to eat dirt." / "Great, so you can talk the Students' Association into convincing the board to give me funding for my trees?"

"What're we toasting to?" / "Nitrogen pollution."

"You look frustrated. What's up?" / "I had twenty-one Leptophlebiidae in my dish. He's going to think I'm lying about how many Leptophlebiidae are in my dish."

"If you weren't raised by Wall-E, do you even belong in this class?" / "The Onceler." / "Fuck, good point."

"Dude, I spent the whole exam trying not to sink my teeth into a really, really juicy bug in my sample—" / "Cranefly?" / "...yeah."

"Well, just make sure you're not (person)'s lab partner. Last weekend's trip involved him leaving too many fish in the dirt for the professor's liking."

[exhausted chorus] "And the fish go belly-up."

"What's the major difference between east coast and west coast soils?" / "Alcoholism."

"Got any plans for the holidays?" / "Gonna go home and listen to my entire extended family call me a tree-hugging hippie." / "Aren't we all?"

my room? you mean MY PIT?? my DESOLATE ISOLATION CHAMBER? the HOLE FROM WHICH NONE RETURN???

Merry crimis

merry crisis

Merry Chrysler

Happy Halloween!!!