Need To Pee Wheres Shiggy When You Need Him

need to pee where’s shiggy when you need him

“write a novel,” they said. “it’ll be fun,” they said.

now i’m crying over my wip at 2 am because i created six subplots accidentally and i don’t know how any of them are relevant to the story and i’m running on nothing but caffeine and spite

your anime crush flirts by comparing hand sizes with you, curls his fingers over yours to tease you about how much bigger his are only to go home and jack off thinking about how your hand would feel wrapped around his cock. sorry i don’t make the rules.

murder is bad? even if i say sorry afterwards? even if i am an anime girl.

“why do you like this character you do know that if they existed they’d just try to kill you right” actually no they’d fall madly in love with me

He’s so handsome~