Thats Actually Crucial To Me, If Im Not Invited Ahead Of Time And Somehow Manage To Still Go, Ill Just

That’s actually crucial to me, if I’m not invited ahead of time and somehow manage to still go, I’ll just make up some lame ass excuse and stay home

Don’t invite me anywhere last minute I enjoy doing nothing so I need to know ahead of time if my plan to do nothing needs to be changed

Former incels, how did you escape that life?

I had some great advice by a friend. I had to draw two columns on a piece of paper. Under the first column, I had to list “All the things I want in a partner.” I put the usual things…sexy, smart, successful, nice, fit, funny, etc… I was then asked to close my eyes and visualize this person. To imagine her and make her real in my mind.

Then the person labeled the second column. “Things that would attract this woman to me.” I left the column blank and started to cry. I couldn’t think of anything.

That blank piece of paper highlighted everything that was going wrong with women. I made no active effort to become a desirable person.

I kept the paper and eventually filled it in over the next year. I lost weight, dressed well, and went to law school to become a non-profit lawyer. I am currently sitting next to the most beautiful woman who I am scheduled to marry. Her cat is an asshole though.

This physically hurts me

prince zuko without his scar

Is there anything purer in this world?

PLEASE look at peggy’s reaction to being kissed

Actually that’s just in the United States part, and maybe Canada (I have no clue), but in the rest of America is totally normal, the weird thing is moving out in your twenties, which has never been normal at least not in Latin America.

Does anyone fucking realizes that “America” is a goddamn continent (the second largest by the way) and not just the fucking United States??

Really, why does the fact that it’s inhabitants  were too lazy to come up with a demonym and just used the one corresponding to the whole continent our problem??

I mean even in spanish we refer to them as “Estadounidenses” (you know as in Estados Unidos) and gringos as a least respectful identification (not really an insult jus more colloquial). So why can’t they? and why can’t the rest of the world?

I’m sorry if this seemed outta nowhere but this issue always fills me with salt and roaring rage and I’ve got get it out of ma system. He dicho!

do british people really eat beans on toast as a meal