"Best Dick Award"



"Best Dick Award"
just a blurb ,, crack/suggestive ,, aka having another episode of ceecee's madness reaching a new high
You and Jihoon are lounging in your living room, enjoying a lazy afternoon together. The TV is playing some random show in the background, but neither of you is really paying attention. You're too busy giggling to yourself, holding a small, hastily wrapped box in your hands.
"What's so funny?" Jihoon asks, raising an eyebrow as he looks over at you.
You can't help but snicker. "I have a surprise for you."
Jihoon sits up a little straighter, curiosity piqued. "A surprise? For me?"
"Yep," you say, handing him the box. "Go on, open it."
Jihoon takes the box, giving you a skeptical look before tearing off the wrapping paper. Inside, he finds a small golden-painted plastic trophy, the kind you might get from a novelty shop. The plaque on the front reads, "Best Dick Award."
Jihoon bursts out laughing, holding the trophy up for a better look. "Are you serious?"
You nod, trying to keep a straight face. "Totally serious. You’ve earned it."
Jihoon shakes his head, still chuckling. "And what exactly did I do to deserve this prestigious honor?"
You grin, leaning back on the couch. "Well, for one, you've been exceptionally generous with your, uh, 'services.' Plus two, you’ve set a new standard in, shall we say, performance. And last but definitely not the list, you are endowed in a way to just please women." You chuckle with a wink.
Jihoon smirks, clearly amused. "Wow, I'm honored. I'd like to thank the academy, my parents for always believing in me, and most importantly, my lovely partner for being such a dedicated audience."
You burst into laughter. "You're welcome! It's a tough job, but someone’s got to do it."
Jihoon sets the trophy on the coffee table, still smiling. "So, do I get any other perks with this award? A speech? A victory lap?"
You tap your chin, pretending to think. "Hmm, I think the award itself is pretty prestigious. But I suppose we could celebrate... privately."
Jihoon's eyes gleam with mischief. "Oh, a different kind of lap, I see. I like the sound of that. Just remember, with great power comes great responsibility."
You roll your eyes playfully. "Don't let it go to your head. Or, you know, the other head."
Jihoon laughs, pulling you into his arms. "I promise to use my powers wisely."
"Good," you say, snuggling against him. "Because I might just have to revoke your title if you don't."
Jihoon gives you a mock serious look. "I'd better stay on my A-game then. Can't risk losing the 'Best Dick Award.'"
You laugh, pressing a sloppy kiss to his lips. "Exactly. Now, Mr. Best Dick, how about we start our celebration?"
Jihoon grins, pulling you over his lap. "That's the best idea I've heard all day."
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