Telling Svt That You Know They're Batman

Telling svt that you know they're batman

scoups : "I am certainly rich enough to be him"

Jeonghan : "thank God the burdens off" casually takes off his shirt to be wearing another shirt underneath with batman logo in centre

Joshua : "when you made me wear this costume I thought we were getting horny"

Jun : "no, I am cat man meow"

Hoshi : "no, I am tiger man RAWWRRR"

Wonwoo : sighs. Disappears into his room. Comes back with a random object in his hand and puts in on your head with a straight face "now I gotta erase your memories"

Woozi : side eye never rests. "If you want my black card it's in my wallet."

Minghao : "oh dear it's the day I feared." Magically whips out a cup of steaming green tea from I don't know where. "Here, drink this. You're getting sicker by the day."

Mingyu : smirks with a cartoonist chuckle. "That's what everyone thinks. I am actually Superman."

Dokyeom : offended look. "I thought we had established that I am Stella from winx club."

Seungkwan : side eye 2. "This is what happens when you try to drink coffee like me."

Vernon : sighs. Whips out a batman mask from his ass and puts it on. No words.

Chan : shaking his head. "You know how hard it is for a man to be dino, mr cha, pi cheolin akd batman all together?" Starts sobbing idk he has some trauma being batman

Every time, every single time, anybody is raped in India, it gets brushed off, and when once in a while it reaches the national television, the general public stages protests and screams for justice, yet nothing truly comes out of it.

A resident doctor getting brutally raped and killed just days before India's independence day shows just how far behind India is. Economically we might be progressing but we keep on stepping back when it comes to protecting our women or people in general.

She was found in a half naked condition, bleeding from her privates and other parts with her pelvis broken. Even in such a bad state, the hospital didn't allow her parents to even see her, lied to them that she commited suicide. Only after hours of waiting were they allowed to look at their daughter.

Just last year, India had its major Shraddha Walker case. She had been cut to pieces by her boyfriend and kept in the fridge until he slowly disposed every piece off in different areas. There was widespread rahe and anger. People were disgusted, they revolted but soon the news died down and now nobody's sure what happened. And this happens every single time.

This independence day, what do we even have to celebrate? We most certainly do not feel free. A place where even my workplace could be my crime scene is not a place I would like to celebrate. This revolt will go on, and then it will die down and then, it will start all over again, every time, every single time.

Meow meow imagine jun adopting a stray cat from the streets not realising its a cat hybrid in its cat form until he wakes up next morning to find a naked woman, you, in his bed

ljh - "honk honk!"

insp. by a very real and serious conversation. receipt is up there. I just know they honk. Crack and fluff

The evening was peaceful, the kind of quiet where the only sounds were the low hum of the TV in the background and the soft rustling of the leaves outside the window. You and Jihoon were cuddled up on the couch, your legs tangled together as you leaned into each other, savoring the warmth and comfort of just being close.

Jihoon’s arm was draped lazily around your shoulders, his fingers absentmindedly playing with a strand of your hair. You were both too content to speak, just enjoying the moment of calm after a long day. But then your eyes flicked downward, catching sight of his chest—those firm, toned pecs that you loved so much.

A mischievous thought crossed your mind, and before you could second-guess yourself, you brought your hands up to his chest, squeezing his pecs playfully.

“Honk, honk!” you said aloud, grinning widely.

Jihoon froze for a moment, his fingers halting in your hair. He turned his head slowly, giving you the most deadpan side-eye you’d ever seen. His lips twitched as if he was trying not to laugh, but the disbelief in his eyes was clear.

“Really?” he asked, his voice dry with amusement. “Did you just… honk my pecs?”

You tried to suppress a giggle, but it slipped out anyway, and you nodded, completely unrepentant. “Yep! Honk honk!”

Jihoon just stared at you, a mix of exasperation and fondness in his expression. “You’re so weird sometimes,” he muttered, though his tone was more affectionate than annoyed.

You beamed at him, pressing a kiss to his cheek. “You love it,” you teased, giving his pecs another playful squeeze, but this time without the sound effects.

He sighed, rolling his eyes, but there was a smile tugging at the corners of his mouth. “Yeah, I do,” he admitted, his voice softening as he pulled you closer. “You’re a total dork, but you’re my dork.” He paused, and chuckled softly, “You’re not going to do it again, are you?” he asked, raising an eyebrow.

You gave him a sheepish smile. “No promises,” you said, your voice teasing.

He sighed, shaking his head with that same mix of exasperation and fondness. “Why do I put up with you?” he asked, though there was no real question in his tone.

“Because you love me,” you replied, your smile widening as you leaned in to kiss him again.

Jihoon grumbled something under his breath, but he didn’t pull away. Instead, he kissed you back, his hands slipping under your shirt as he let himself get lost in the moment to play with your honk-honks. And as the evening wore on, filled with more laughter, playful squeezes, and tender kisses, you couldn’t help but feel a warm glow of happiness.

I love jihoon's cackling ijbol face because you can literally hear his squeaky laugh I'm gonna cry

Bet you didn't see the selca tellatubbyhoon

His eyes are literally so sparkly

Snoozi

He looks like my mean abroad aunt who shames me for going to designer college because I can't "study"

Rizz app says be yourself

"do you have games on your phone"

Why he looks so daddy father figure here

"Oh geez the heterosexuals!"

No it's okay I'll just go in this corner and cry and never go see the world again he's so happy help 😭

I saw your ask for here you said you had really rare jihoon pictures too. Could you share a few of your rarest ones just for research purposes yk?

Okay now why he's pantless-

THE DEMONS

Big tiddies tender thighs 🙏🏻 (not rare but I appreciate this pic wholeheartedly

GYAT

Hoshi if he looked any gayer

he's so wittol I'll really eat him in a single bite

Vernon dad

Ahh yes, a very healthy diet for a musician

((If you made it till here look in the reblogs I'm posting more :p ))

Is somebody gonna match his freak

Jihraffe