Ask Me Are You Into ____ And Ill Say Yes Or No

ask me “are you into ____” and I’ll say yes or no

The women of Kill Bill

I may be one horny mother fucker but I’m also one romantic mother fucker

The only time I’ve ever been attracted to Tom Cruise at all was when he played Lestat

Me: "I need some serotonin."

Husband: Stands up.

Husband: Sits back down.

Husband: "I didn't remember what serotonin was until after I stood up so I was deadass about to go get you some."

What should pussy taste like ?

Ah, pussý. A fine vintage should have a deep scent of red cherries, plums, earth and sweet spice. There should be a rich ruby hue, though a softer colour may benefit those who prefer something a bit crisper. And don’t forget, always pair with an aromatic títty