Imagine Being Able To Talk To People Without Sounding Like A Fuckin Idiot

Imagine being able to talk to people without sounding like a fuckin idiot

You know what would be fun?

Pretending there are 25 hours in a day. Just consistently going to sleep one hour later every day, so your sleep cycle just slowly shifts out of sync with the rest of the world. Every two weeks you become nocturnal. Your schedule is like one of those weird gear things* kids used to make weird squiggly designs with- just slowly diverging and converging with the circle of society. Everything moves too fast. Just let me be stupid and get nothing done for an extra 60 minutes a day, will you?! I just want to sit!

*****that’s the bitch

no gender. only muppets.

i hate it when people ask me to "explain my thought process" like hell if i know

bro.......not to be nsfw..... but do you wanna like...... hold my hand bro ???!??!?

did i rewatch IT 2017, watch IT 1990, and read all of stephen king’s IT within a month? you bet your fur