Now Thats What I Call Some Good Old Fashioned Shenanigans!!!

now that’s what I call some good old fashioned shenanigans!!!

did i rewatch IT 2017, watch IT 1990, and read all of stephen king’s IT within a month? you bet your fur

richie on stage: guys, marriage is the fucking best. at least, my marriage is. it’s like, I’ve never been this in love. I saw this thing online that was like ‘top five times the toziers were hashtag relationship goals’ and I was like ‘cool what have we done’. and it was stuff like carrying shopping for each other or walking the dog, sharing the school run. we are WAY more hashtag relationship goals than that. last night my husband made dinner and he spelled ‘take the fucking bins out’ in alphabetti spaghetti. I ate some of the letters, made an M out of the two N’s until it said ‘fuck me?’ I made the question mark in the sauce. and guess what? the bins were out and I got laid. jot that one down, buzzfeed

Imagine being able to talk to people without sounding like a fuckin idiot

Watch out bro... next thing you know I’m gonna be peeling an orange and sharing it slice by slice with you

*pushes tear back into eye* not now