Black Clover Headcannons

black clover headcannons

-Asta, Luck, Noelle, Yuno, Finral, The Wizard King, Charmy and Yami are all autistic, or on the spectrum

-Actually most if not all the charcters are neurodivergent in one or another

-Vanessa, Noelle and Finral are all bisexual

-Asta, Gauche are demisexual

-Grey was homeless before she ended up with the Black Bulls. 

-I also headcannon Grey as using She/They pronouns, Gordon and Magna use He/They pronouns

-After Gauche warms up to the other bulls he starts giving them gifts and being very protective of them, this is because now he has someone to care for other than his sister. (He doesn’t love his sister any less but he now has new people to add to the list of originally one name) 

-Vanessa and Finral went out their way to learn about Yami’s homeland so that he never forgot about his birth place, this included the language because Yami wasn’t the only person from his land to end up in Clover.

-The first time they spoke to Yami in his mother tongue, Yami may have cried a little but he totally corrected their pronunciation. 

-Charmy isn’t entirely human but none really knows what she is. 

-Gordon is the best at make-up and everyone goes to him for help. 

-Henry is the best at any type of table-top or card games. 

-Vanessa has a box filled with random items she picked up from all the places she got to see since leaving the Witches Forrest. 

-Finral taught himself to be ambidextrous to give him another hand to open portals. 

-Additionally, Finral likes jumping of tall buildings/trees only to open a portal as he falls, he says its for practice but he really just likes the adrenaline rush he get from it. 

-Luck can have non-verbal episodes and Magna taught him sign language so that they could still talk even if it was without words. 

-Noelle doesn’t know how to handle praise after going so long without it and when the other bulls figure this out they start complementing and praising the shit out of her

-All the Black Bulls are very touched starved and try to make up to it by being very touchy with each other

-Finral taught himself First Aid after he realised how much his squad mates get hurt

-Vanessa and Finral are 100% best friends who talk shit and platonically flirt with each other

-Henry joins in with this platonic flirting sometimes and its very sweet

-Henry and Asta are also very close because Asta doesn’t have any magic Henry can drain.

-Asta is one of the first people in a long time to hug Henry and it confused him to begin with but Henry very much enjoyed it

-Yami and Finral are the type of friends to bicker and mess with each other

-Charmy, Noelle and Yami are the best cooks 

-Noelle hates the cold because she associates it with her childhood home and the cold treatment she faced 

-Gordon makes dolls of his friends not to be creepy but to feel like they are always with him

-Yuno and Asta meet up all the time to spar and hang out. 

-Finral wanted to go visit Langris many times before they sorted everything out but didn’t think he was wanted and didn’t wanna ‘embarrass’ his brother

Part 1  

30 more student enforced dorm rules (pt2)

( technically it’s 29 but that doesn’t look as pleasing as 30 )

31. Jirou is not allowed to have her speakers during school nights, as last time we allowed her to keep them in her room she started blasting “gravy train” at one in the morning.

32. There is always one person on Bakugo duty when it gets chilly outside. He won’t admit it, but he is cold, and needs a jacket.

33. We don’t know how or why Denki got TikTok famous, but that app is not good for his health. He’s on it constantly. If you see him on it, slap his phone from his hands.

34. Just because Tsuyu can regurgitate her stomach does not mean you should ask her to. We’re looking at you, Mineta.

35. Attempting to scare Koda by placing fake plastic centipedes around the dorms is not wise. He has a surprisingly high pitched scream and Uraraka had ringing in her right ear for two weeks after someone did it to him the first time.

36. Organizing another “sit on your desktop” protest to combat Iida’s swatting might actually give him a literal heart attack. Please be courteous to our class president and sit in your darn chairs before he spontaneously combusts.

37. Trying to translate anything Aoyama says is a bad idea. We don’t know why he chooses to only say certain sentences in French, but most of the time they’re just weird.

38. We don’t know who keeps doing it, but the name plate on Sero’s room door is constantly being changed to “sticky daddy” and the staff of Heights Alliance are not happy about it. We advise against continuing this.

39. Todoroki is unbeatable in Mario cart. Not even Shoji has been able to take him down. For the safety of all, do not let Bakugo and Todoroki play against each other. Those consoles are expensive to replace.

40. Addressing rule 30, Sero has started making cookies. Do not be fooled, they are baked with the same ingredients as the brownies. Todoroki made the mistake of eating one and was found in his dorm room trying to act out Elsa’s “Let It Go”. That was a lot of damage to repair.

41. Todoroki and Deku adopted a pet cat named Cheese. We’ve agreed to keep Cheese a secret. He’s part of the family now. If anyone rats Cheese out, I ( Ochako Uraraka, hmu @ room 113 ) will fight you in a Calvary battle.

42. Yelling “sneeze” over and over until Todoroki sneezes has proven to be a bad idea. Last time that happened Todoroki froze Aizawa to his desk.

43. Deku will start crying if you play the ASPCA commercial. He won’t stop for hours and Todoroki has to handle it. If it turns on, immediately turn it off. Those tears could bring down the building.

44. Mineta has a specialty mandated school computer. If anyone sees him using his personal one outside of his room, please inform Aizawa. He uses the voice option of google translate to interrupt class with inappropriate words and pulls up restricted content.

45. If Jirou approaches you holding a pair of earbuds, telling you to “check this out” do not take her up on the offer. Denki was temporarily hearing impaired for a month until he recovered.

46. Asking Sero to use his tape as spider webs like spider man is a horrible idea, and does not have the same strength as the real thing.

47. Someone needs to remind Iida to sleep if he’s been studying. He starts to hyper-focus and doesn’t realize 8 hours have passed. The boy needs rest.

48. Denki is not allowed in the communal bath when he’s sick. If he sneezes, everyone in that bathroom will die.

49. Bakugo will act like his hearing aids are off when he’s pissed at you. There’s no use trying to talk to him then, even if he can actually hear you.

50. Touching Deku’s hero notebooks is one of the worst ideas you could possible have. Do not.

51. Saying “wanna fight” as a joke around Todoroki and Bakugo is quite possibly the worst thing you could ever do. They’re not good with social cues, and will take you up on the offer. We advise against it.

52. Todoroki is too stubborn to admit when he’s sick. He will walk around as if nothings wrong with a 105 degree temp in the name of not showing weakness. When this happens, please immediately contact Midoriya.

53. Kirishima will shout “dibs” whenever Bakugo enters the room. Let this happen. It’s cute.

54. Do not hand Bakugo a Snickers and say “you’re not yourself when you’re hungry”. Denki has attempted this and he ended up with half the bar stuck down his trachea. Ergo rule 54.

55. Truth or dare, more specifically the dare, is no longer allowed in the dorms.

56. Mineta is required at least one person to keep him in check on Valentine’s Day. There’s too much opportunity to be nasty, do not be afraid to hit him.

57. We have a special “Shouto Squad” for whenever Endeavor makes trips to the school for hero lectures. Midoriya and Iida lead the squad. Contact Midoriya for more information.

58. Bakugo, Jirou, and Denki are no longer allowed in the dorm kitchen.

59. Just because Midoriya hugs Todoroki does not mean just anyone can. That is a exclusive privilege, and attempting to do this could end in sudden life threatening injuries.

60. Absolutely do not wake Momo up before 11 on the weekend.

(Pt 1 is here)

(Pt3 is here)

looking respectfully at the captain

Okay but imagine

Attack on Titan Scouts fighting titans in heelies (in the summer) or ice skated (in the winter)

30 student enforced dorm rules

1. Never play scrabble with Momo. She will always win. No exceptions.

2. Never wash any dishes or turn on sinks when Bakugo is taking a shower. Last time that happened he got so surprised that there’s now a hole in the bathroom wall.

3. There are no kettles allowed. No one knows why, but every time they buy a new one Deku hides it. It’s best to just not buy them anymore as clearly it’s a waste of money.

4. At least 3 people need to remind Todoroki that dinner is on, because he will forget to eat.

5. Never talk about heroes at the dinner table. Bakugo, Deku and Todoroki almost always end up in a heated argument and all three never finish their dinner.

6. Do not ask Tsuyu to grab something with her tongue just because it’s too far away from the couch. She’s too nice to say no.

7. Movie nights are every Saturday night. It’s kinda mandatory. A different person is allowed to pick the movie genre every week in rotation. Movies in that genre are then voted on.

8. If Deku falls asleep on you, you’re stuck. If you move, he will literally squeeze the life out of you.

9. Todoroki is not your heater

10. Todoroki is not your air conditioner

11. Having Ochako float marshmallows while Todoroki shoots fire at them is not the correct way to roast marshmallows. Do it the normal way.

12. Dark Shadow is not the class pet. He is very dangerous and Tokoyami is sick of everyone trying to pet him.

13. Sensei Aizawa may have given you his number, but it is for emergencies and cat pictures ONLY. Please don’t text him asking for homework answers. You’re not funny.

14. If you occupy the dorm rooms in close approximation to Ochako’s, please remind her to make sure to either wear kitchen mittens or strap herself down in bed before she goes to sleep. It’s quite horrifying to walk into her room in the morning and see her sleeping on the ceiling, and it’s not good for her blood pressure.

15. Mineta is not allowed to even step foot in the girls corridors. If he’s seen there, you’re welcome to literally kick him out.

16. No one is allowed to break into Deku’s room to hide behind his cardboard figures and jump out to scare him. He almost died of a heart attack last time and he is very capable of destroying the building if scared.

17. Pranking Todoroki is a horrible idea. He has amazing natural reflexes and you will probably die.

18. Please be mindful in the hallways, you can’t always fully see Hagakure but she’s there and doesn’t appreciate being bumped into.

19. As of the next three months, Denki is on trash duty. Do not let anyone else do it, it is his job. This goes to show that you’re not allowed to reenact the scene of Ratatouille where Remy gets struck by lighting on the roof.

20. Mineta is excluded from being able to help pick movies. He only picks vulgar movies, and we are very concerned by the amount of films he knows by heart. Do not encourage him.

21. Any and all Vogue magazines go to Mina. She will fight you for them, so it’s best to just give them up.

22. Anyone in the rooms next to Todoroki and Bakugo are on constant fire extinguishing duties. They both generate flame when they sleep, and we’re sick of waking up to fire alarms.

23. Flirting with Deku as a joke to make Todoroki jealous is not smart. He is very scary and will probably internally plan your murder.

24. If Deku texts you at 3 in the morning with a link to a reddit post, do not click on it, do not engage. Tell him to go to sleep, and threaten to wake Todoroki if he doesn’t let up.

25. Having Kirishima burst through a wall and scream “OH YEAHH” as the Cool-Aid man is not worth the money it takes to replace the wall.

26. Oujiro has a tail. This should be obvious. Please be courteous and pay attention before you sit down next to him.

27. Deku can and will physically harm you if you speak ill of All Might. Do not speak ill of All Might.

28. Please don’t leave dirty dishes out. This should be obvious, and it drives Bakugo insane. He’s up past 8 to clean them, and that’s his bedtime.

29. Denki is not a phone charger. He will agree to charge your phone, but if he sneezes you’re all screwed.

30. Do not accept brownies from Sero.

( Posted and written by Iida Tenya, put into more modern terms by Mina )

(Pt2 is here)

(Pt3 is here)

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