Black Bull Head Cannons

Black Bull head cannons

Part 2

-It’s cannon that the first time Luck cries in the anime (and manga) was during the elf incident, in front of Magna. This leads to Luck opening up to Magna more, even crying in front of him again.

-Luck’s biggest fear is failure and Magna tries his best to help him deal with this fear.

-Finral doesn’t like having someone pin or tie his hand up (both in a sexual and nonsexual sense) as it makes him feel helpless as without his hands he can’t concentrate his portals.

-Yami is lactose intolerant.

-Vanessa is a heavy drinker but she does it because she can, because she’s now finally in control of our own life.

-Noelle and Kahono have/had a romantic relationship.

-Noelle is either Poly or Demisexual.

-Finral in the manga can open portals inside people, he can do it in the anime (not cannon) but doesn’t as he doesn’t like having that much power and doesn’t want to hurt someone. Yami knows about this but Finral made him promise to never ask him or let him use that ability.

-Luck and Magna also have a thing most likely queerplatonic, everyone knows there’s something there but don’t wanna push it.

-Grey and Gauche talk about being homeless and what they had to do to survive.

-Finral joins in on this little support group and they all end up bonding.

-Grey has a social anxiety disorder

-Asta and Yuno don’t like admitting they are anything more than rivals and it’s very amazing and frustrating.

-Gauche and Finral are fairly protect of each other when it comes to their bio family, as they were both disowned and are aware of their parents shitty behaviour.

-Luck hates taking medicine as it makes him feel off, Magna, Finral and Yami are the only ones who can get him to take any meds he’s given.

-Yami is really protective of his squad mates and also really possessive.

-Magna dyes his hair a lot and Luck likes how it changes colour all the time.

OMG!! finally someone said it!! Lucy is literally called the Valiant for a reason. And Edmund is called the Just.

i’m only going to say this once hehe

peter is a hufflepuff. susan is a slytherin. edmund is a ravenclaw. lucy is a gryffindor.

Whenever Netflix gets around to doing something with the rights to the Chronicles of Narnia, I want them to know one thing:

We don’t want remakes of the original films. What we want is a series about the Golden Age.

One that begins right after the Pevensies’ coronation, and ends when they accidentally stumble back through the wardrobe.

We want episodes about adjusting to the responsibility of being rulers.

We want episodes about Peter subconsciously using WWII tactics when fighting the Giants in Ettismoor to the north, and being horrified with himself when he realizes.

We want episodes about how the Pevensies earned their titles—the Magnificent, the Gentle, the Just, the Valiant.

We want episodes about Susan receiving her first offer of marriage from a suitor, and struggling with the idea of ever leaving her siblings—even for love.

We want episodes on how Archenland was rebuilt, and about the disappearance of Prince Cor.

We want episodes about Edmund having chronic nightmares for their first couple of years in Narnia and trying to hide it, struggling to learn to forgive himself as Aslan forgave him.

We want episodes about how the apple orchard came to be.

We want episodes about the wars with Calormen.

We want episodes about Lucy getting tired of being cooped up in Cair Paravel and deciding to go on an adventure of her own—only for Peter to comedically misread the situation and believe she’s been kidnapped.

We want special episodes about the Horse and His Boy from the Pevensies’ point of view, possibly even tying in with a Horse and His Boy movie.

We want episodes where, matched in a battle of wits with a neighboring princess, Edmund is too busy trying to verbally destroy her to realize that he’s fallen head-over-heels in love with her.

We want comedic episodes where Peter and Edmund test their sisters’ suitors.

We want episodes where it becomes painfully obvious that Lucy is Peter’s favorite sister.

We want episodes where, when a sudden sickness strikes the land, Susan abandons all caution to help nurse her people, and all learn why she is called the Gentle.

We want episodes where the Pevensies first come to the Lone Islands.

We want episodes where, when visiting a neighboring country, someone in court is abruptly murdered and Edmund plays detective for an entire arc.

We want episodes where Lucy saves Peter in just the nick of time with a force of archers during one of the battles with Calormen.

We want episodes about Narnia healing from its time under the White Witch.

We want episodes about how much their people loved them—and how distraught they were in the aftermath of their disappearance.

We want Golden Age Narnia.

Okay but the way Beth just fucking LIGHTS up when she hears all her boys??? I could died a thousand deaths and nothing would be as perfect as her reaction to the support of her disfunctional family.

After trying to decide if The Mummy was filmed with the male gaze or female gaze, I’ve come to the conclusion that it was filmed under the Bisexual Gaze. Here’s a list of other films with the Bisexual Gaze:

Jurassic Park

Venom

Every Barbie Film

Night at the museum, but specifically every scene with Jebediah and Octavius

The 2005 Pride and Prejudice

Pirates of the Caribbean

Les Miserables

Newsies

The Hannibal TV Show

Good Omens

Basically, if you look at a film and think “oh my god everyone is attractive why and the film has a bunch of just…super obviously implied queerness, congrats, that’s the Bisexual Gaze baby! Feel free to add to the list