Christian Slater Brainrot

Christian Slater brainrot ✨💕

Hawks unironically listens to the Rio soundtrack because bird movie and he genuinely finds the soundtrack absolutely bussin bussin and you’ll have to pry this shitpost headcanon from my cold, dead hands before I drop this. You CANNOT TELL ME you can’t imagine this cute ass mf walking on a roof during a patrol and fucking HOT WINGS comes on in his headphones and he drops whatever he’s doing just to do a little dance to the rhythm and sing along to our iconic line, “I wanna party, I wanna samba~” cutie probably actually learned to samba, too. 

* Levi Ackerman Headcannons *

He isn’t into PDA but he will give you head pats or just ruffle your hair when around other people.

His Love language is acts of service, I feel like he isn’t great with words, so he would express his feelings by bringing you tea, cleaning your office, checking your odm gear is working properly, things like that.

Since he has insomnia he would probably watch you sleep on a sofa next to his desk while he works.

If your sleeping in the bed he would peek his head through the door every few minutes just to make sure you’re ok.

He absolutely adores when you stroke his hair and scratch his undercut with your nails.

He loves going on walks with you.

I feel like he’d be scared of thunderstorms (because of what happened with Isabel and Farlan) so when one happens he would be curled up under a blanket and you would just have to hold him and tell him everything is going to be okay.

Every time he goes into town he would bring you home a little trinket that reminds him of you.

If he did finally have some time to sleep and rest he would probably lay his head on your chest while you run your fingers through his hair.

Or if he’s not laying his head on your chest, he is holding onto your arm with his face nuzzled into your shoulder.

One of his favourite pastimes is Sitting in front of the fire, reading a book, with you curled up beside him sleeping.

Or Him laying his head on your lap while you read outloud to him.

He likes when you hug him from behind.

He’s Actually Hilarious, like I don’t think he realises how funny he actually is.

He will just randomly poke your cheek.

He has really fluffy and silky hair.

He smells like Mint and Vanilla with the occasional scent of bleach.

He gets flustered really easily.

Most likely would fall asleep on your shoulder

yall.. i cant stop thinking about sweet jean boy.

his cheeks get all red when you tease him and he’ll hide his face in the crook of your neck. he loves loves back rubs and when you play with his hair. he has to cuddle/be touching you while he’s sleeping or he just cannot sleep. he’ll huff and groan around you when you don’t give him attention in a subtle not very subtle way. he likes showering your face in kisses and telling you how much he loves you, but he also really loves it when you do the same to him. he loves butterfly kisses and will get this stupid grin on his face when you give each other one. he purposely scratches you with his beard because he loves to see your nose scrunch and hear you giggle while saying, “jean it tickles!” he loves those hugs with you that last for long periods of time. every time he looks at you his eyes just sparkle. jean just loves you with all of his being and can never truly get enough of you as you are.

Jamie Muscato’s JD really do be great huh

The flinches are??? So well done????

It’s so much easier to feel bad for him because Jamie does his vulnerability so well

I love his accent??? So much??? He’s travelled around the country, it would make sense for him to have a mismatched accent.

Dead Girl Walking was so sad :C Try to pry acholic Big Bud Dean out of my cold dead hands

It especially doesn’t help that drunk Veronica was pushing him him around and being demanding gosh it hurts like sure to some it’s kinky but I don’t think JD was enjoying it

Gosh he has such great comedic timing “ShE wAs ReAdiNg ThE bElL jAr”

“You were right. I destroy things just like my dad… I don’t want you to become my mom….” YOU HAD NO RIGHT

* Jean Kirschtein Headcannons *

He would never admit this out loud, But, after a long day at work the one thing he looks forward to is getting to lie down, put his head in your lap, and just for you to run your fingers through his hair, especially if you scratch his scalp with your nails, It’s the one way he can just wind down and relax and most of the time he ends up falling asleep.

As arrogant and cocky as he may seem, Jean has the biggest heart, he will always offer to help if he feels he is needed, He is so respectful to everyone he meets, it just warms your heart.

Because he is so tall (6”3) He buys really big hoodies and shirts to make them fit properly, and most of the time when he walks in the door he finds you snuggled up on the couch in one of his hoodies or shirts and he pretends to get mad, but he knows he could never with how cute you look, it always makes his heart flutter and his cheeks tint a light shade of pink.

He was built so you could lay your head on his chest when cuddling, his favourite position is spooning, he doesn’t mind being big spoon because he likes the feeling of knowing you’re safe, but he really enjoys being little spoon, the feeling of you being curled around him, your soft breathes at the back of his neck gives him so many butterflies.

He acts like a big flirt but in reality he’s a blushy stuttering mess if you were to flirt back with him.

He constantly spoils you, he absolutely loves you being HIS baby and wants to let you know how much he truly appreciates you.

He Loves just grabbing your cheeks, squishing them together and giving you a quick kiss on the lips.

He loves giving hugs from behind and just burying his face into your neck, kissing you lightly and sometimes nibbling on the skin to tickle you.

He is a really heavy sleeper, but he wakes up super early in the morning.

If you aren’t awake at the same time as him, he’ll just sit there admiring you and giving small kisses to your nose, cheeks, forehead and finally Lips.

His morning voice is so hot, it’s really deep and gravely, his bed head always sticks up in about 100 different directions.

Has endless pet names for you, here’s a few of his faves - Baby, Babe, BabyGirl/Boy, Princess/Prince, My love, sweetheart, Darling

You also have pet names for him; Jeanboy, Baby, Babyboy, Prettyboy, My stallion, My love, Honey, Darling,- All of which leaves him a blushing mess whenever you say them.

His ideal date would be stargazing on a hill surrounded by flowers with you lying on his chest or curled up under his arm while you both talk for hours.

You bought him a sketchbook for his birthday and he would never show you what he drew, he was scared you would make fun of him, but when he finally gave in and open his sketchbook, it was filled with drawings of you.

He absolutely loves just laying on top of you, his face on your chest, listening to your heartbeat while he buries his face in your neck, the hair on his chin tickling you slightly.

He would 100% just bite your cheek randomly, with no warning, you could be lying down or standing up, he’ll give you a quick kiss and then just bite it. It always leaves you in a fit of giggles

Jean gets really bad nightmares, every time he has one he pulls you closer to him, and his breathing quickens, the only way he can calm down is if you kiss his jaw and ruffle his hair, he will finally settle down and go back to sleep