Sometimes I Just Want To Tell Cashiers Like. Im Sorry For Being A Customer :( Im Sorry I Wish I Didnt

sometimes i just want to tell cashiers like. im sorry for being a customer :( im sorry i wish i didnt have to do this! im sorry . 

sometimes I feel like the people who follow me are wildly conflicted as to whether they should unfollow me or not

Like some days I post something extremely wholesome and other days I just go all shitposter >:}

Like “hey guys just want u to know I love u 🥺” and “what if ducks floated upside down” are all thoughts that came from the same person :000

Elle Woods said fuck gender norms!

little things to love about Legally Blonde: The Musical

“driven as hELL” (I love christian borle)

Emmett and Elle’s secret handshake thing 

Emmett Forest and Elle Woods (he has a different last name in the movie) 

Kyle at the end of Find My Way on the cast recording 

“she’s trapped in the old valley mill?” idk why that cracks me up everytime, but it does 

“We’re taking the dog!!” 

Emmett wearing a pink tie at the end 

“and I don’t have to hit on interns, professor” 

Vivian being the one to bring Elle back after Callahan hits on her 

“hair products, I love this guy!” 

Emmett adjusting Elle’s cap at the end, after they kiss 

“and I so look forward to working with you” “working with who?!” 

Emmett smelling Elle’s scented resume and smiling at the end of Chip on Your Shoulder 

Elle excitedly shaking Emmett when she sees she got the internship 

-Hamilton was released on Disney+

Things That Happened in 2020 That Don’t Feel Like They Did:

-The Witcher came out

-The movie Parasite wins at the Oscars

-Stickbugging

-Kim Jong Un “died” like three times

-Ray Bans Official Charity Sale For $26.99 Today

-The murder hornets appearing and disappearing in like a week

-The Sonic movie came out

-Jennifer Lopez pole dances at the Superbowl

-4/20/2020

-X Æ A-12 Musk

-UFOs are real apparently

-Plane flights were like $15 at one point

-For some reason, Clone High is making a comeback

-Leaving school in March for a “few weeks lockdown” and now we’re here

-Friday the 13th was the last “normal” day for a lot of us