IMPERSONATE ME IN MY INBOX I WANNA SEE WHAT YOU GUYS RETAIN FROM ALL MY SHITTY POSTS

IMPERSONATE ME IN MY INBOX I WANNA SEE WHAT YOU GUYS RETAIN FROM ALL MY SHITTY POSTS

Please?

bitch looks like he’s ab to fly away

火影

Listen up!

You see a post like this? Where OP might hurt/kill themselves? You hit that button that I circled

Hit that.

Click Suicide or Self-harm Concern

Yes.

Fill in the rest of it, and hit submit. The "content you reported" will fill itself in

Tumblr will follow up and help them.

Warning: this is only for mobile. If anyone knows how to do this for desktop, please add it!

This could SAVE SOMEONE'S LIFE.

YOU HAVE NO EXCUSE NOT TO REBLOG THIS.

I DON'T GIVE A FUCK IF IT DOESN'T GO WITH YOUR BLOG'S THEME.

And yes, REBLOG. Liking does no shit at all. This isn't ig.

You reblog, people see it. You don't, people don't see it. This shit's that simple.

This could save someone's life. It's not a joke.

i should probably write my marine biology report but the sound of smut sounds so good rn

I’m so fucking sick of the insensitive ass questions cis people ask. “Is there blood on your clothes?” “why do your eyes glow in the dark?” “are those fangs?” like shut up

owo

quarantine emoji ask meme!

because i like ask memes and i, like most people, don’t have a lot going on right now

😊: what makes you happy?

😇: do you believe in guardian angels?

😘: are you in love?

😭: what’s the last thing you cried about?

😡: what makes you angry?

👻: do you believe in ghosts?

👽: do you believe in aliens?

☠️: what’s your biggest fear?

👾: what’s your favorite video game?

👁: what color are your eyes?

🧑‍🔧: what’s your dream job?

👨‍👩‍👧‍👦: do you want to be a parent?

💍: do you want to get married?

🐶: do you have any pets?

🌹: what’s your favorite flower?

🌎: where are you from?

🌤: what’s your favorite type of weather?

🍏: what’s your favorite fruit?

🥕: what’s your favorite vegetable?

🍟: do you like fast food?

🍕: what pizza toppings do you like?

🍦: what’s your favorite flavor of ice cream?

🍬: do you like candy?

☕️: coffee or tea?

🍺: do you drink?

🏈: do you like sports?

🏆: tell a story about something you’ve won!

🎟: what was the last concert you went to?

🎬: what’s your favorite movie?

🎤: what’s your favorite song?

🎸: do you play any instruments?

🚗: do you like driving?

🚨: have you ever been arrested?

✈️: what’s the last place you traveled to?

🏝: what 3 things would you bring to a deserted island?

🏫: if you’ve gone to college/university, what did you study? if not, what would you like to study?

⛪️: are you religious?

📱: show your home/lockscreen!

📷: post the last picture in your camera roll!

🚬: do you smoke?

🔮: do you believe in magic?

🛁: showers or baths?

🧸: do you still have any childhood toys?

🎈: when’s your birthday?

📚: what’s your favorite book?

📝: do you like writing?

✉️: do you write a lot of letters?

❤️: what’s something that you love?

💔: what’s something that you hate?