Pissing Each Other Off As Foreplay

pissing each other off as foreplay

"6 inches is too small" none of you have had sex ever like you are literally insane if you say that

Having a Minotaur Boyfriend would be so fucking funny

Like imagine crying on the couch and you hear his thunderous, big body SUV built ass footsteps approach you.

"Baby, what's wrong," he says tenderly as he rubs your shoulder.

You look up to explain how bad your day was with tears in your eyes and you fucking see this:

I made a small drabble based on this

He pays the bills

⚔️ 𝗡𝗲𝘄 𝗶𝘁𝗲𝗺! Crack of Thunder
Weapon (longsword), very rare (requires attunement) ___

While holding this sword, you have resistance to lightning damage. When you hit with an attack using this magic sword, the target takes an extra 1d6 lightning damage.

𝙀𝙣𝙚𝙧𝙜𝙮 𝙎𝙪𝙧𝙜𝙚. Before you make an attack with this weapon, you can cause it to split apart into a group of bladed segments. The segments are suspended in the air and are held together by a powerful electrical force. The reach of your attack is increased by 15 feet, and any target you hit with it takes an extra 2d6 lightning damage from the attack, instead of 1d6. Hit or miss, cracks of thunder erupt from the point of impact. Each creature within 10 feet of the target (other than you) must succeed on a DC 16 Constitution saving throw or take 3d6 thunder damage. If you hit the target with the attack, it makes the saving throw with disadvantage. The weapon then returns to its normal form. This property of the weapon can’t be used again until 8 hours have passed or until 10 or more lightning damage is dealt to you (before applying resistance or immunity).

𝙇𝙞𝙜𝙝𝙩𝙣𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙍𝙤𝙙. Whenever a creature within 40 feet of you takes lightning damage, you can use your reaction to take some or all of that lightning damage instead. When you do, electricity arcs from the other creature to you. You choose how much lightning damage to reduce the triggering effect by; you then take that amount of lightning damage instead. ___

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