
Call me Witty! ~ ADULT but SFW~ ISTP ~ She/They~ Chaotic Bi™️
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Okay Okay, Wait, Consider, C!wilbur After Newly Founding Lmanburg- High Off The Power Rush And Everyone
okay okay, wait, consider, c!wilbur after newly founding l’manburg- high off the power rush and everyone treating him with so much respect now, it’s intoxicating to say the least.
you move into l’manburg, and he expects you to treat him the same! words of praise and admiration, flustering over every little comment he makes about you.
just think, for a moment, how he processes it when you don’t.
He spends so goddamn long trying to impress you- money and power and whatever jewelry he can get his hands on, but nothing seems to work. you return every gift with a scowl, roll your eyes at every compliment, fold your arms and huff over dinner dates and proclamations. it’s infuriating, and he can’t hold back for long.
so after a press conference he invites you over for wine, and while half-drunk you spill that you are in fact infatuated with him, but you like the game of cat and mouse. the chase, the thrill, all of it, and he splits into a wicked grin.
oh, angel, if it’s a game you want, it’s a game you’ll get.
GOD UGH AND HE'D BE SO GOOD AT THAT GAME TOO?? especially once he discovers
"i like when things are tough.... why wouldn't i like you wilbur. our game, it's just so fun to play" you mumble.
"game?" wilbur asks, an idea stirring in his head and a smile stretching across his skin.
"this thing we have," you slur.
"elaborate." one word gestures to your muddled responses.
"this thing where.... where i pretend i don't love you nearly as much as i do"
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help girl i've been thinking about my stardew valley au all day
(reblog pls&thx!!!)
rb to give jellie a gentle head pat

sugarplum eyes;
yan!god!wilbur x mortal!reader
inspired by the 100 player challenges.
fluff
warning: yandere behaviour, manipulation, paranoia towards others
prns: they/them
masterlist

wilbur looked down at the world. so vast and large, the mortals underneath him all working like ants. the way he fixated on them could almost send him into a trance, barely looking at the goals and standards he set for them.
then there was you, he hadn’t upheld any goals for you. being yourself was enough for him, every time he’d descended before you he could’ve sworn there was an aura of joy and light around you. as much as he proclaimed himself the sun god, you definitely beat him at being the embodiment of light and all things happy.
everyone could see just how much he liked you, gifting you extra food, armour or useless, but pretty, trinkets. you had him wrapped around your finger, but you had asked for nothing in return. instead, opting to make his godly life a little sweeter. you had often given him little flowers you found, and every time wilbur felt your hands brush, he could’ve sworn angels had sung a chorus just written for him.
walking in the forest side by side, you would catch a few glares from people who were angry you had got, well, god’s admiration.
“pay no mind to them, my dear, they only feel the need to critique perfection.” he told you, you gave a nod in response.
“i’ve understood that since i caught your eye.” you replied, turning your head to look at him, giving a small, dimmed smile.
it angered him that there were people like that. he saw you as grace and beauty embodied, and every time his name lingered on your breath, he wished he could make a paradise with you.
he longed to waltz on the clouds, the feathery feeling of them underneath you feeling like tickles, he would pluck each star from the sky one by one, as a gift for you to show his devotion to you as it was nothing compared to the safe haven he felt when in your presence, as though his godly duties disappeared.
he did, however, have some unsavoury feelings brewing from deep within him, even if he didn’t recognize how very unsavoury they were. they blossomed from understandable thoughts, it was truly a dangerous world out there, and with the hatred you got from many people, you would be quite the target. it was within his limits to say to himself that he was the only person who could keep you safe. which soon evolved into “everyone around you was a danger, including the people who put on a “façade” of a friend.”
he vehemently told you how much he disliked each mortal person you befriended. he told himself that they were going to, inevitably, betray you. and you would listen, due to the fact he told you so sweetly, his honeyed voice dripping from his pink lips that could make pure anger sound like a serenade, and sugar plum eyes that lovingly glared at each bit of you like you were of him, his goddess, his dear companion, his soulmate; and you had no reason not to trust him, you’d take his hand and promise him you would stay as safe as you could.
that wasn’t enough for the god, he needed something impenetrable, his wall to you, his asgard. so, for now, the clouds and stars were, instead, a fairly-sized bedrock room.
“im sorry, my love, i have to take you away from your home for me, and for your safety.” he grabbed your hand, you bowed your head, “i understand, wilbur.” you moved in closer to him, wrapping your arms around him and resting your forehead in the middle of his chest, he moved his arms to your back and let out a loving sigh.
after breaking off the embrace, he brought you up to your new home. it wasn’t the most beautiful, but it was safe, and that was beautiful enough for both of you.
as soon as your feet landed on the cold stone, you turned to look at wilbur, he held your hand, pressing your knuckles to his lips and landing a kiss.
“i have to go now, get comfortable, my love.” he told you, in his gentle voice that could stun feral animals.
“i love you.” you said to him.
“i love you with all my heart and soul, dear.” he replied.
