Good Evening Weary Traveler. Stay A While If Youd Like There Are Plenty Of Things In My Tower That May

good evening weary traveler…. stay a while if you’d like… there are plenty of things in my tower that may be… amusing to you… [i gesture to a tube tv sitting on the floor with a wii plugged in]

Wizards! Stop scrolling!! This is your reminder to:

Feed your homunculus

Recast your wards

Drain all your old potions into the sewer system

Send that cursed demon tooth to the Wizard Council, their problem now

Never blink, not even once, blinking is failure

having something deeply wrong with you starts with downloading sudoku and solitare. healing starts with undownloading every social media but keeping sudoku and solitare.

how could anyone hate tumblr when we are the only social media platform with a dedicated and popular subset of users who exclusively post about being evil gay wizards

with the tags and search officially being completely broken on all platforms (no new posts are showing up in them anymore), now feels like a good time to remind everyone that the only way to help creators is to reblog their stuff. even before the tags were busted most people found new creators through their content being rebloged onto their dash, and now, at least for the time being, that will be the Only way to find and spread things.

Fast reblog is a thing, you dont have to leave comments, you dont have to leave tags, just reblog stuff if you want to keep seeing new content being posted to this site.

and as a final note, with this change likes are officially completely pointless for content creators. up till now they served to boost a posts placement in the tag searches (a post tagged #girl with 40 likes would show up higher in the search than a post tagged #girl with only 10 likes,)

*makes you imagine the sound of a wobbling sheet of metal*