Alexey Was Still Working Out At Six Months Pregnant, However He Focused Mostly On Arms And Chest, To

Alexey was still working out at six months pregnant, however he focused mostly on arms and chest, to avoid looking like other pregnant guys.

There was no way Leo was going to stop wearing his favourite robe to bed, even if it didn’t fit his bump or widening body at all.

Mark could not understand how his body is forcing him to eat that custard. It’s as if he is being controlled by someone or something.

Kyle couldn’t understand why his fitness program was still resulting in morning sickness, mood swings and his hips experiencing growing pains. It wasn’t until about three months into his new program that his trainer gave him a little surprise.

Kyle’s trainer mixed Fertilifax, a new hyper-fertility drug, into all of his protein shakes. They wanted to see just how fertile it makes men who struggle with getting their wives pregnant. What the scientists didn’t realise is that it effectively creates a cavity for an artificial womb, therefore allowing men to become pregnant. From there, Fertilifax pumps so much oestrogen into people that results in the cavity not being rejected, so much so that after 3 months, people don’t need Fertilifax anymore to create oestrogen themselves.

Kyle was feeling extremely hormonal today. His favourite gym pants were starting to get tight, and only made his growing bulge at the front and back more visible in them, without even thinking about how his favourite pair of jocks were also getting tighter around his hips. As he noticed it, he started to cry, then have the sudden urge to throw up, again. After throwing up what was left of his breakfast, he checked himself in the mirror. His nipples were starting to become a darker brown colour, and slight veins appeared around each of them. His hips hurt like hell today, and that pressure in his lower abdomen is still there. Still, today was arms and chest day at the gym, so he should go and see if that makes things feel better.

When he got there, Kyle noticed his trainer, Tom, looking sheepishly at him. He must’ve seen the tighter pants and shirt, Kyle thought. Shit, this program isn’t working.

“Hey Kyle, have you noticed any of these symptoms: mood swings, morning sickness, joint pain, swollen chest, sensitive nipples, bloating, food cravings, larger testicles” Tom asked.

“I mean, mostly yes... why?”

“Take off your shirt.” Kyle pulled off his shirt, and Tom’s eyes immediately widened. “Holy shit, mate”

“What?!”

“Pee on this” Tom pulled out a pregnancy test.

“Fuck off, is this a prank?”

“No, seriously, pee on this.” Secretly, Kyle really needed to pee, so this was a fun excuse to do so.

After a long 10 minutes after peeing, the test came back. Tom immediately grabbed it off Kyle.

PREGNANT

“Holy shit, Kyle - you’re pregnant.”

Kyle couldn’t tell if it was shock, or a sudden paternal instinct, but he was crying tears of joy. “I’m pregnant - what that actual fuck! This is so weird, but cool”

“I guess this means that we need to find both larger gym clothes, and more importantly change your program a little bit.”

“How did I become pregnant though?”

Tom immediately went quiet. “It’s a long story, mate. Save that for another day - besides, arms and chest can still be done. Let’s go!”

Alexey is finding it hard to find shirts that don’t make him look ridiculously fat at five months pregnant. He heard somewhere that black is slimming... not too sure if it works when you have a baby bump that is growing larger everyday.

Kevin heard that hot yoga was good to relax the body in preparation for giving birth. What he didn’t know is that it would make the baby uncomfortable and respond by kicking the whole time.