I Love Straight British Kristin Because It Implies That Somehow Heterosexualality Would Make Kristin

I love straight British Kristin because it implies that somehow heterosexualality would make Kristin more insane and horny

reason's to watch kaos:

queers everywhere

the furies are butches that ride motorcycles

the fates are genderqueering it up in a sexy little dive bar in the desert

eurydice and orpheus tale but eurydice is sick of orpheus and about to break up with him before she's sent to the underworld. except she can't pass over because orpheus also took her gold coin to keep her in place so he can rescue her. cue eurydice growing more bitter about him.

disabled daedalus

trans amazonian stories

dionysus is there getting rawed by cute boys in bars

prometheus and charon are boy toys together

billie piper as cassandra

zeus and poseidon torture human beings for fun. it's a pass time of theirs.

hades is a sleepy old man who can barely keep his head up and pesephone is a hot babe secretly in charge of the underworld. she's hades backbone.

zeus has a house full of pretty boys in tiny shorts that he kills for sport and they never complain :)

poseidon's huge bulge on display at all times

hera is as much a prisoner to zeus as zeus is a prisoner to her and they keep esch other like prison wardens

Calling it now: Cressida/Eloise is gonna be the ship of the Tumblr season. There is only 1 fic for it on ao3 and its author is a pioneer and a visionary.

Hilda Furacão enjoyers rise

in trouble for referring to a friend's polycule as a "ship of theseus type situation"

grunkle helps his nephew and niece beat a puzzle game