Cursed Alignment Charts!! Heck Yeah!!

Cursed alignment charts!! Heck yeah!!

[Image Description: Five alignment chart memes with pictures of the Mice and Murder pcs.

The first alignment chart is a triangle with “gets pegged,” “respects women,” and “stupid as all fuck” on each of the corners. Sylvester is positioned at “gets pegged.” Ian is between “gets pegged” and “stupid as all fuck.” Lars is between “respects women” and “stupid as all fuck.” Buckster is between “respects women” and “gets pegged” but closest to “respects women.”

The second is a chart with the label of “someone: i’d die for you.” Gangie is in the top row of “then perish.” Daisy and Sylvester are in the second row of “you will.” Ian is in the third row of “please don’t.” Buckster is in the fourth row of “cool.” And Lars is in the fifth and last row of “i’d die for you first.”

The third is a three by three grid. Buckster is in the top left corner at “bold of you to assume i have dignity.” Gangie is in the top middle at “how dare you assume i have dignity.” The top right, “please assume i have dignity,” is blank. Sylvester is in the middle left at “bold of you to assume i’m straight.” Daisy is in the middle middle at “how dare you assume i’m straight.” The middle right, “please assume i’m straight,” is left blank. Lars is in the lower left at “bold of you to believe i’ve reached my peak level of dumbass.” The lower middle, “how dare you believe i’ve reached my peak level of dumbass,” is left blank. Ian is in the lower right at “please believe i’ve reached my peak level of dumbass.”

The fourth is a chart with the label of “’can you go to the store and get me some pads.’” Buckster and Gangie are in the top row of “gets every brand just in case.” Daisy is in the second row of “got distracted and gets everything EXCEPT the pads.” Ian is in the third row of “sends a pic of styrofoam and asks ‘is this it?’” Sylvester is in the fourth row of “asks what pussy size you wear.” And Lars is in the fifth and final row of “babe said she’s on her period so i am too. it’s uterUS.”

The fifth is a triangle with the label of “children yelling: MCDONALDS! MCDONALDS! MCDONALDS!” at the top, and “we have food at home,” “*pulls into the drive through as children cheer* orders a single black coffee and leaves,” and “MCDONALDS! MCDONALDS! MCDONALDS!” in the corners. Buckster is at “we have food at home.” Ian is between “we have food at home” and “MCDONALDS!” but is closer to “we have food at home.” Lars is at “MCDONALDS!” Daisy is between “*pulls into drive through*” and “MCDONALDS!” but is closer to “*pulls into drive through*” Sylvester is between “*pulls into drive through*” and “we have food at home” but is closer to “*pulls into drive through*” And Gangie is between “*pulls into drive through*” and “we have food at home” but is closer to “we have food at home.”

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