I Made A Thing! The Words Look Kinda Weird And The People Look Bad But I Made A Thing!

I made a thing! The words look kinda weird and the people look bad but I made a thing!

Hello and welcome to the extremely niche au I have crafted in which I designed what the taz Grad characters would be like if they were Stardew Valley npcs and also I should mention this is like honestly just for @mcnuggyy and mcnuggyy alone

-Firbolg lives in the secret woods with the trash bear.

-First heart event: enter the secret woods anytime between 12pm and 8pm. He is sitting on the forest floor with a baby unicorn in his lap. He explains the unicorn refuses to eat. You are given the option to offer advice on how to approach the situation: “Be gentle” (+50 heart points) or “Tough love always works” (-50 heart points) either way the cutscene ends with him comforting the unicorn calmly.

-His second heart event is you suggesting him a name to call him, and the suggested options include: Bud, Master Firbolg, Fitzroy, & Dr mushrooms.

-When you give him a loved gift he says “dis. is wery good” and when you give him a hated gift he’ll respond with “dis.. is a great shame.”

-Argo lives under the docks of the Tide Pool area of the beach, find him there any day where it is raining and click on the little basket on the docs, where you’ll find a small earring. As you inspect it, he’ll emerge from the water and exclaim that he’d been looking for that damn thing for forever!

-When you give him a loved gift he says “This is wonderful!! Thank you _, you’re a real me-hearty *wink*” and when gifted a hated object he says “I ah. I don’t know how I feel about this.”

-Fitzroy joins the Valley winter 1st in a cutscene initiated by you entering the bus stop at any time of the day. He explains that he moved here from some place you couldn’t possibly have heard of, and says he has nowhere to stay. You are given the option to offer him a cabin on your farm. If you do, a cabin will be built overnight and he will move in the next day. Most of his dialogue at the first few hearts is him complaining about the amount of dust and bugs on the farm.

-When gifted a loved item he’ll respond with “A gift! For me? Forgive me but.. it’s not a skull is it?” And when gifted either maple syrup or crab cakes he’ll respond with “What kind of cruel joke is this?”

-When you’ve gained three or more hearts with Fitzroy, you’ll occasionally get a letter in the mail containing a crab with the note “Snippers had a son. I can’t care for two.”

Lainey Molnar

it’s me boys, i’m the lich speaking to you inside your brains, listen to me tres horny boys, leave the bureau of balance, we don’t need them

Something I’ve been working on the past week or so to destress a bit. sorry for being mentally ill

I love people’s interpretations of bone apple teeth from MAG 34 where the teeth are embedded in the apple I was thinking more along the lines of something like this

Teeth pocket