Okay, Guess I'll Take One For The Team, Guys. I Volunteer To Put A Unicorn On Tim's Chest.

Okay, guess I'll take one for the team, guys. I volunteer to put a unicorn on Tim's chest. 🤚🏽

So my 5x12 promo observations/headcanons are...

Lucy is determined to say "Good morning" to Tim in the cutest ways possible and I cannot wait for her to able to say it while waking up next to him or over his shoulder as he cooks them breakfast.

They reach for each other AT THE SAME TIME! How in sync can they get?!?!

We finally get to see Lucy flustered by Tim. I think him touching her thigh kinda fried her brain for a sec. I mean that 'Ummm' sounded like an unwitting pause. We sorta got a little of that in her misstep with Tim's "It's what gave me the will to live" comment. But I would like to see more of him throwing her off balance like she does to him. She's so good at keeping her composure so seeing her off-kilter and flustered would be hilarious.

Tim bounced back with the "oh, really" so quickly it makes me wonder if he felt like this was coming sooner rather than later. In my headcanon we would get a little montage of chenford makeout sessions that constantly end with disruptions from other people (or doggies) or a few where Lucy pulls back reluctantly saying "not tonight", and Tim can tell she wants more, but he forces himself to stop.

-the cocky, smug and sure way he said "my place or yours?" 🥵 how she refrained from throwing him her panties right there, I'll never know.

Tamara knows? Could it be she disrupts a date (maybe the one from the clip of them in a near kiss in Lucy's apt) and Chenford plays it off like another interaction for work? 🤔

The flirting and UST is going to kill us all. RIP friends. I'll see yall on the other side.

Anyway I'm sure the writers will give us a good one so I'm down for whatever they bring us. And EW/MO always deliver.

Lucy is looking thirsty af even with a cup in her face. 'Take things slow' who? Girly bout to slam on the gas peddle.

I thought I was ready for Metro Tim. I was NOT. Spiraling. Foaming at the mouth. Completely unstable. Send help, please.

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Chenford’s favorite game:

I suck on ur bottom lip

And then u suck on mine

Best part? WE ALL WIN!!

Whew! 🥵🥵🥵