Hey Thanks For Doing My Vriska Request! Can I Get Sleepover Party With Dave? Thanks!

hey thanks for doing my vriska request! can I get sleepover party with Dave? thanks!

Sorry it took me a little while. I was trying to recover from crying my eyes out to my boyfriend. 😳😳 also if you wanted this to be fanfic style please just request again

Dave Strider sleepover headcannons

Dave will not let you sleep. Do not expect sleep. You will be disappointed

He loves to wake you up just as you’re about to fall asleep. Just like any shitty friend would.

He’s so excited to have you over. He’s literally jumping in glee, privately no one can see how excited he is

Once you’re actually there. He asks if you’re hungry, if you are he’ll ask if you want to make dinner with him. If not he’ll ask if you want to watch a movie

The movie is the Lorax I dunno what you expected, the raps are fire. He’ll bring you into a cuddle fort and well, cuddle you. Don’t tell anyone though he needs to keep up his cool kid facade

He gives you some of his apple juice as he tells you some stupid fart joke as the movie ends. After that he’ll go out of a second and get some more snacks and anything to make music with.

He starts to rap for you. It’s fun and sweet to see him defenseless. Oh did I mention he has his shades off? Well he does. He trusts you that much

Expect Minecraft, and if you beat him or kill him (I’d you’re not playing in a public server) expect a fight you can’t win. A pillow fight.

You guys stay up all night. Mostly talking about stupid shit like farts. You both eventually fall asleep.

Sleeping till noon mf.

When you wake up. He’s cuddling you. One of his best friends. If you can, just fall back asleep and hug back

John Egbert general headcannons

have you ever SEEN someone so loving? No. He literally loves you so much

You both meet on Earth, before sburb

He introduces you to all of his friends

whether or not you’re An online friend or depends on how quickly your relationship progresses

If you’re an online friend you’re going to have to wait till sburb to start

Which means you’ll meet each when you’re both finally godteir. But if you’re an irl friend he’s going to make you spend the entire game with him

It’s not even in the “I want you as mine and only mine” he just wants to protect you. Sburb is dangerous and he just wants to keep you safe

When you’re both together on the asteroid he was just so confused on why he was so jealous whenever you talked to anyone! He just watched from and far and went to complain to rose.

“I don’t know why I feel so jealous when they talk to karkat!”

“Maybe it’s because you’re in love with them”

“I’m WHAT?!”

Ceo of being a stupid idiot

One he realizes his feelings he makes stupid pranks for you to slowly figure out his feelings, like leaving you roses which squirt water

He starts being nicer to you too. He starts being less him, which sucks.

“Hey! Umm... do you want to,,, ya know... go on a date...?”

“John, if course! But is this why you’ve been acting so strange? I love you, not this persona you put on. I love you.”

He’s crying.

Now if you’re a male, remember he’s the CEO of internalized homophobia so if you want to date him you’re going to have to help him first, this goes for you too my female and enbies, he’s been raised with toxic masculinity and he always has to force his smile. So be caring and patient.

Once you start dating you’re going to have to help him with his nightmares. He has a lot of dreams of his dad and he sometimes feels like he isn’t enough. He’s numb to a lot of things so you’re going to have to support him

Dates in the sky. What can I say? He tries to impress you. He literally makes a table and chairs out of wind. One time you almost fell and died

Yeah that was fun.

You didn’t talk to him for the rest of the day

CUDDLES with every literal limb of his body, if you try to leave he pulls you back in with the wind and keeps you there for a few minutes

But if you’re uncomfortable with body touches or cuddles he mostly just holds Your hand and kisses you gently on the cheek

He would never make you uncomfortable

He loves playing pranks on you to get your attention! Just silly sweet ones. Like leaving chocolate and letting you step on it.

He loves giving you long drawn out kisses whenever he can

Overall, 10/10 would recommend CEO of being babey

Heyhey! i just wanna ask if u can do some zebruh headcanons? (if ur comfortable with it bc I know some people don’t like him) and ur writing is rlly good, keep up da good work bro! :)

I FUCKING LOVE ZEBRUH HES LITERALLY MY FAVORITE HIVESWAP CHARACTER OH MY

❤️Zebruh Codakk general headcannons❤️

So you’ve landed on alternia with your good friend MSPA reader

They basically went around and befriended a bunch of weirdos, assholes, and best of all pains in the ass.

So after becoming friends with one of the COOLEST people you’ve never met, *cough cough* polypa

You ran into the BIGGEST FUCKING ASSHOLE Zebruh Codakk, or should I say PAIN IN THE ASS

He was so fucking annoying, at least, to you. reader was obviously uncomfortable with him but they weren’t going to say anything. They were too nice.

He kept saying weird things with emojis to them, he barely paid attention to you. He didn’t even look at you. So you just ignored him.

Eventually he and reader became friends, with both of you walking away. He eventually began to run into you even when reader wasn’t there.

He actually turned out to be pretty aright. He had funny jokes and whenever he “flirted” with you, you could just laugh it off

He found you very very interesting.

He loving being around you and talking to you because he couldn’t believe he found someone who could stand him.

And as your friendship one month anniversary, you got him marvus’ signature cause like, who doesn’t want that?

He eventually being to feel very red for you, resulting in him avoiding you and ignored whenever you called

His Lusus and you found this very annoying.

His Lusus cause he had to hear zebruh cry every night and complain about how “♠️they’d never be red for me♠️”

And you well because you thought he hated you.

You ended up doing was marching over to his house- HIVE and having zebra dad open the door

You demand he tell you why he was ignoring you and I quote,

“♠️well isn’t it obvious! You don’t return my red feelings! So I had to make sure I wouldn’t catch anymore!♠️”

*faceplam*

“Zebruh I’m red for you too-“

“♥️REALLY?!♥️”

You get tackled and kisses all over your face.

His Lusus is just glad he finally got off his ass

They man loves to help you with EVERYTHING. You have literally moved into his house, reader didn’t want to because of friendship confidentiality

He loves being around you 24/7

He does give you space though, he’s considerate of you and your h u m an needs

His kisses are so long and passionately. He loves kisses I’m sorry to tell you.

HE LOVES IT WHEN YOU PLAY WITH HIS HAIR JUST LIKE ♥️👄♥️ THATS HOW HE LOOKS AT YOU

His dates are like sTUPID expense with tons of gifts

He has toned down his flirting with other people, simply, because they’re not you. He wants to be with you for as long as you’ll have him. He really does love you.

IM NOT EVEN A YANDERE BLOG BUT HOLY SHITTTTTT

Yes, I am a very serious Yandere blog

tAVROS NITRAM GENERAL HEADCANNONS

Wow go off I guess, you wanna date this guy? good, you should

He first sees you on the monitor, you looked. Happy? The world was ending and you just radiated this happiness and confidence.

He wanted to talk to you, so he did. it was really awkward the first time

“uHH, hI, i REALLY LIKE YOUR HAIR,, iT LOOKS NICE”

“oh um, is this a new form of trolling you guys are doing?”

“n,nO, i DONT THINK SO, i THOUGHT YOU LOOKED NICE SO I WANTED TO TALK TO YOU,”

“oh well thanks! Im.. well you probably already know who i am. all you trolls seem to know me already.”

 “uH YEAH”

“cool, so, “adiosToreador” what are we talking about?”

Wow holy shit, you were so  much nicer than all your human friends. He felt actual, real, confidence. 

He had so much fun talking to you, so much that I had to write two conversations with you both.

“hey hey, tavy? you on? it says you are.”

“tav?”

“tavros?”

“uH YEAH, iM HERE SORRY, i WAS JUST GETTING MY LEGS CUT OFF,”

“TAVROS-“

Yeah, tavros is a whole pack of worms, NOW WHEN HE CONFESSED TO JADE YOU HAD LIKED HIM SO YEAH 

“uH, i MAY OR WAY NOT HAVE CONFESSED TO ONE OF YOUR HUMAN FRIENDS, wITH RED FEELINGS IN MIND, aFTER ALL YOU KNOW THAT WITH MY AMAZING CONFIDENCE SHE WAS BOUND TO SAY YES“

“tavros, i- bye.”

“wAIT”

Yeah it was a bit awkward for a few days.

BUT once you finally got to asteroid he was so excited to see you, he would not stop talking to Rufioh about you.

Whe he saw you he ran over to you and fell, yeah, his robot legs over heated and he fell. he got up and walked away as he muttered to himself about how dumb that was.

His realization for liking you was literally, and I quote.

“Tavrossssssss!!!!!!!! Get the stup8d look of your face! >:::::::( if yo8 like them soooooo8o much you just get get yo8r stupid flush crush over with!!!!!!!!”

“}:| hOLY SHIT” he got all excited and fell down some stairs. Yeah ya know. Robo legs

When he finally asked to be your matesprite, he fell on top of you. Not in a sexy way. You have a bruise on your leg. it wasnt fun. Vriska thought it was but it wasnt.

Owchie

ALSO FUNNY THING HE ATE A BUTTERFLY ONCE AND YOU HAD TO TAKE HIM TO ARADIA

“i HAVE,,, BUTTERFLIES IN MY STOMACH”

“oh! that’s- that’s really sweet-“

“ nO NO NO,,, i LITERALLY ATE BUTTERFLIES AND MY STOMACH HURTS”

“I- what? why would you do that?”

“cONFIDENCE }:)”

“fUCK-“

Yeah you brought him to aradia.

extra:

“dO YOU KNOW IF THEY WERE POISONOUS”

“im really n0t sure tavr0s”

“FUCK”

Man he always talks about Rufioh to you. So when you finally got to meet Rufioh and tavros didn’t, it broke your heart.

So what you did with your very wrinkly brain was kidnapped Rufioh and took him to see tavros.

Yeah you’re a good matesprite 😎😎😎

His dates are mostly you getting him out of trouble, like get vriska to not kill him }::::)

Fun

He doesn’t know how to kiss. That’s it. He kisses his pillow to practice. He’s slowly getting better. Please he’s trying

Eridan Ampora general headcannons

Bitch, oh no

Now for him it doesn’t matter if your a troll or human. He’s still annoyed by your presence as he is by everyones

He watches you though, through the monitors. He watches how smart you are, how smart you are unlike that witch, how you use science and facts instead of magic

He finds it interesting how you’re still willing to listen to everyone else talk about their magic, even if you yourself can’t use it.

He only decides to become your patron troll AFTER you’re already balls deep in your adventure

He’s actually very calm to you like he’s not to LITERALLY EVERYONE ELSE. He actually likes talking to you and bring up being moirails

You don’t know what that means so of course you ask karkat, and tells you to say no to eridan but like, who the fuck listens to karkat? Not you that’s for sure

So you say yes and he’s so excited. It’s shocking to everyone when they see him glubbing and his flippers flapping in happiness

Kanaya has to make sure he’s not having a stroke

He soon finds out he’s red for you with some help from gam, their conversation went something like

“BrO mOtHeR fUcKiN rEaLx, ThEyRe NoT eVeN yOuR mAtEsPrItE yEt”

“Wwell I nevver! They’re not my matesprite!”

“BuT yOu WaNt ThEm ToO bE, iTs In YoUre MotHeRfUckIn EyEs”

“Wwell-“

“ShHhHhH bRoThEr ReAlX, tHeYlL sAy yEs”

“I’m goin now!-“

“mOtHeRfUcKiN mIrAcLeS”

(Sorry I didn’t have any other colors, all other purple will be eridan)

Well let’s do a bit of angst, he ends up getting chopped chopped by Kanaya as he bleeds out he only thinks one thing

“Sorry... I really couldn’t meet you could I? I really am a screww up, aren’t I?”

END OF ANGST

When you end up meeting on the astroyed he’s so ecstatic! He’s pacing and waiting patiently. No one can stop him from glubbing happily.

When he finally sees you he’s stunned, so of course, you had to run up and tackle hug him. Like moirails do, ya know.

He later has to man up and pull you aside, and of course ask you to be his matesprite. You, again, don’t know what that means cause like. WHO LISTENS TO KARKAT??

So you tell eridan to wait for a hot second as you run off, of course he’s defeated and starts to walk away as you literally TACKLE HIM and say yes

Karkat is annoyed that you keep bothering him with your stupid questions on quadrants, but he’s happy that eridans happy. The guys been moody and sad for a while, it’s good to see the guy happy

He loves shoving his relationship is solluxander’s face. He literally carries to and laughs at sollux as he runs off

Most dates are spent sitting around in eridans “room” and just like, sitting. Talking, mostly about how you miss your planets. You both made empty promises to show eachother your planets.

You need to help this guy with his self esteem issues. He’s Lusus failed to teach him any better.

He’s also really clingy, but just say the word and he’ll get off of you. He just loves being around you. He never really had anyone to be his and who loves him

Plz hug him bb

His kisses are quick and passionate! He comes up to you and takes up ten seconds of your time with a kiss