Holy Shit, You Made A Joke. Mr Edgelord Made An Actual Joke. -paige 80(A4s)

“Holy shit, you made a joke. Mr edgelord made an actual joke.” -paige 80(A4’s)

Writers; “Fuck you” (rewrites script)

Farewell online privacy

Noted.

Hair Texture & Appearance

Below is a list of words to describe hair texture/appearance:

bristly - having a stiff and prickly texture

brittle - hard but liable to break or shatter easily

bushy - resembling a bush; thick and shaggy

coarse - rough

coiff - style or arrange (someone’s hair), typically in an elaborate way

coiffured - having the hair brushed, combed, and curled

crinkly - having wrinkles or waves

delicate - very fine in texture

disheveled - untidy; disordered

downy - covered with fine soft hair

dull - lacking brightness, vividness, or sheen

fine - thin

flat - dull and lifeless

fluffy - being light and soft or airy

frizzy - formed of a mass of small, tight curls or tufts

fuzzy - having a frizzy, fluffy, or frayed texture or appearance

glossy - shiny and smooth

greasy - covered with or resembling an oily substance

knotted - tangled

lank - long, limp, and straight

lush - rich, thick, full

lustrous - having luster; shining

luxuriant - thick and healthy

luxurious - characterized by opulence, sumptuousness, or rich abundance

matted - tangled into a thick mass

oily - containing oil

puffy - soft, rounded, and light

satiny - having a smooth, glossy surface or finish like that of satin

scraggly - ragged, thin, or untidy in form or appearance

shaggy - long, thick, and unkempt

silky - of or resembling silk, especially in being soft, fine, and lustrous

sleek - smooth and glossy

slick - smooth and glossy

snarled - tangled

stiff - not easily bent or changed in shape; rigid

straw-like - resembling straw

stringy - resembling string; long, thin, and lusterless

supple - bending and moving easily and gracefully; flexible

tangled - twisted together untidily; matted

tousled - untidy

unkempt - having an untidy or disheveled appearance

velvety - having a smooth, soft appearance

voluminous - to add fullness or volume

wavy - not straight or curly, but curves slightly

windblown - messy because of being blown around by wind

windswept - untidy in appearance after being exposed to the wind

wiry - resembling wire in form and texture

wispy - fine; feathery

I dox her address, drive her home, break into her house, place her on the couch, leave, and pretend it never happened. It would be highly dishonorable to attempt to kill her while she’s defenseless, you think I get paid to kill heroes? Being a villain is a hobby, and it’s no fun if it’s easy.

As a Villain, one night, someone knocks on your door, you open it and there she is, the most famous invulnerable heroine of the city, completely drunk and with many bruises, as soon as you realize who she is, she passes out into you arms.

To the 3 people following me, guess what. I’m writing my first book, here’s draft 1 of the prologue

Alterra: The Fall of Lord Valthoraxe

Prologue

The following scripture has been translated from High-Norcurn, several species and creatures have been renamed to a version of that creature better understood by your population. To aid in understanding, any replaced word will be slanted. If a creature has a name you do not recognize, there is likely no suitable alternative in your culture, fictional or otherwise.

The planet of Alterra lies in the Black Eye Galaxy, in a solar system called Galfrei X. The system has only 4 planets and 1 G-type White-Yellow Giant star. Alterra is an Earth-like planet with 48 hour days and an average gravitational pull of 1,65g’s on the surface. However, under the surface and underground is a place very much like hell. Beneath that, a black hole that is only held back by a layer of extremely dense enchanted rock. The inhabitants of Alterra are at a point in technological advancement slightly beyond Earth’s medieval period. The dominant intelligent species are humans, dwarves, Elves, along with a few half-orks, and half-golems. The humans are a power-seeking race that adapt using their intellect to overcome challenges. The dwarves are incredibly strong for their small size, being very talented at extreme physically demanding tasks such as blacksmithing and mining. The Elves are extremely proud and think themselves above all else, however their stubbornness makes them unwilling to progress with new advancements. The half-orks are great warriors and are the only thing between a full-scale war with the orks. The half-golems have strong, stone-like hide that can stop a steel blade. They do not tire, nor do they need nutrition, and they are by far the most racially disliked species, being hated by all but the dwarves. Each race has a different form of power, the humans and elves with their ancient magiks, the dwarves with their devastating weaponry and ever advancing firearms, the orks and half-orks with their brutality and numbers, and the golems with durability and sheer brute force.

All these races serve purposes beyond their own self-interests in one way or another. The human warlocks stop the spread of the Droughted by draining all life in the land around it, creating the dried mesa they reside in. The high-elves protect the forests from evils who seek the destroy it. The dwarves provide resources to the lands below their mountains, and fight the monsters that rise from the depths. The half-orks are in a constant political struggle to prevent war. The half-golems built the 5 great kingdoms of unity, places where all races can live together without prejudice.

And then there’s Lord Valthoraxe, an evil tyrant who betrayed the races, kills for sport and claimed ownership over the entire planet. It resides in a hell of its own design referred to as The Lord’s Wastelands. It is not of any race seen prior nor since, and has the ability to control fire in its entirety. Its name brings fear to all, few even dare mention it, and fewer still attempt to stop it.