So I Have A Friend That Is Very Much A Patton To My Virgil. Here Are Some Things Inspired By My Interactions

So I have a friend that is very much a Patton to my Virgil. Here are some things inspired by my interactions with her at university.

Virgil: *is sitting alone on a bunk bed trying to sleep*

Patton: *FLOps onto Logan’s bed even though he doesn’t know him* Whats up buddy?

Virgil: *inwardly* do not look at me pls do not interact with me you are too loud and i am not

Patton: *bursts into Virgil’s room* Oh good you’re here I need to find Logan!

Virgil: …idkwhereheis…

Patton: OKAY! see ya!

Patton: *is v short* don’t look at me like that goooosh

Virgil: not my fault you’re so short and loud.

Patton: *stunned*

Patton: *laughs* you are hilarious!

Virgil: ...that wasn’t even funny…

Logan: Patton literally won’t give me ANY SPACE. We need rules. We need to come up with some rules. I wrote some dorm space rules. Are they too ‘mean’?

Virgil: *reads over Logan’s rules* maybe sound more afraid to ask?

Logan: If Patton tries to hug me one more time, I’m gonna-

Virgil: he doesn’t mean it

Logan: *scowls* I know

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Dialogue Prompts

1) “You are an arrogant man, and I hope this haunts you forever.” 

2) “Just go, please. Don’t come back, just be selfish for once in your life and save yourself, I am begging you.” 

3) “I can’t see anything.” “Hold on I’ll set something on fire.” 

4) “I thought I knew what I was doing but I- I messed up, okay?” 

5) “Don’t hurt him, please, I’ll do anything.” 

6) “Be careful with that, it is old and very valuable.” “Yeah, this thing? It’s a fake. If you’re the best in your field I don’t want to meet the other people.” 

7) “I love you.” “I’m sorry … I don’t love you like that.” “I know.” 

8) “I didn’t come here to argue.” 

9) “Where are you going?” “To write my last will and testament.” 

10) “For the love of god put that thing down before you get us both killed.” 

11) “Take it and run.” “What?” “Take it and run, before they find out you’re here.” “I just thought I’d have to, you know, fight you for it.” 

12) “I was looking for you. I waited.” 

13) “What were you thinking?” “If I’m honest, I’m not sure I was.” 

14) “Why did you come back?” 

15) “Please, you can’t die! I only just got you back!” 

16) “Look me in the eyes and tell me everything you’ve done since we met was a lie.” “It was all a lie. I’m sorry.” “No, you’re not.” 

17) “I made you breakfast.” “Is it poisoned?” “What kind of question is that?” 

18) “When is she coming home?” “She isn’t.” 

19) “I found it.” “And?” “And I never should have gone looking for it in the first place.” 

20) “One more word out of you and I’m duct taping your mouth shut.” 

Write a story including a set of three things

1) An apple, a sweater, a tube of lipstick that is not what it seems 

2) A special rock, the color black, walking through clouds whilst on a mountain 

3) A scarf, a present wrapped very poorly, a kiss 

4) Fireworks, a broken clock, a toast 

5) Ripped up paper strewn across the floor, a potion, a lost item 

6) A pair of glasses held together by tape, a missing phone, a small, mean, dog 

7) A very old letter, a wolf, a family heirloom 

8) Raindrops, a singed teddybear, a photograph so worn it feels like fabric 

9) Sleeping until midday, a stolen item of jewelry, a drug laced with poison 

10) Lightning strikes, gunshots, roses 

I had a dream last night I was in a high-rise in Chicago and any time I went to a different floor I was still on that floor but in a different year. I could only travel through time into years when the building existed, so I could go back in time about 70 years, but there were enough floors that it was taking me forever to find 2018 again. I eventually ran into some girls who recognized me as a time traveler and they told me there was a man in the building that knew about all of this and could probably direct me to the right floor but I needed to find him at a specific age so I kept running into him on different floors and different years and trying to figure out if he knew what to DO yet

Some fractured fairy tale ideas...

- Cinderella went to the ball to kill the prince.

- “All hail Alice, the Queen of Hearts.”

- Rapunzel is the witch’s illegitimate daughter, and she is being kept safe from a king who would have her killed on sight.

- The Little Match Girl is a now phantom luring people to their deaths.

- Little Red Riding Hood is a werewolf.

- “So… You’re the Pied Piper, eh? I thought you’d be taller.”

- Princess Snow White and the evil Snow Queen? One and the same.

- “If you value your life, my life, the lives of everyone in this city… you won’t wake the sleeping princess.”

- The land of the Twelve Dancing Princesses is falling apart at the seams, and the rest of reality with it.

- A witch who made some bad decisions in her youth is forced to adopt and raise a child.

- After Jack the Giant Killer ruthlessly murdered their king and threw their world into turmoil and war, the inhabitants of the Sky Kingdom must rebuild their lives.

- “What… what is it?” “A firebird – the last of her kind.”

@gayminhoboi: ..feelings inside. 

(A) gets in a bad accident, and (B) rushes to the hospital. When (A) shows (B) the scars, (B) notices the tattoo. It is exactly like (B)’s.  

//The plot gets more deep, but yeah. There’s one of my many ideas. 😆//

Oh my gosh, that works either way around and the feels are too much!