I'll Take "Not Only No, But Fuck No" For 1000, Alex

I'll take "Not Only No, But Fuck No" for 1000, Alex

Being unemployed in 2024 is just like. Okay. Guess it's time to throw myself in the wood chipper, I guess.

And fifty percent of the time the job isn't even fucking real

And the ones that are still had their job descriptions written by fucking AI

I hate job hunting because every time I open a description for a job the first five paragraphs are always meaningless “Scrimblo Industries is committed to synthesizing a dynamic approach to diversity and learning from–” drivel, and then at the bottom they tell you they will pay you in grass clippings and you STILL don’t know what the job is about

Sometimes when I'm scrolling I get confused and think that two separate posts are a thread

But I really like what happened with this post and @drchucktingle

HOLY SHIT I AM ABSOLUTELY FERAL FOR THIS FIC FOR REAAALLLLLL

Part Six now on ao3

We used to live next to a school and when recess happened (we both worked from home) we would just nod sagely at each other and say "ah yes, it's the time of child murder".

And then we literally moved because a nearby motorcycle dealership took customers on test drives through the neighborhood starting at 9am on weekends.

Tumblr Batman is the only Batman I enjoy

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