Im Sorry But Writing Enemies To Lovers On Ao3 Is So Fucking Funny. One Of Them Will Go A Whole Paragraph

im sorry but writing enemies to lovers on ao3 is so fucking funny. one of them will go a whole paragraph saying how much they hate, absolutely despise, have genuine burning contempt for the other and we’re all here knowing damn well that enemies to lovers tag is just sat there. like we already know what’s coming bro you’re just embarrassing yourself

"Why don't people recognize Link in TOTK" bc everyone imagines the legendary swordsman to be built like Ganondorf and Link doesn't bother correcting anyone bc being hailed as a hero is like on the bottom of his priorities, which are topped by things like "Bake one of every pie"

I'm so fucking close to being finished with the second draft of my novel, except the only real remaining is something I fucking hate doing so I shit myself in the foot and left it for last.

God dammit.

being alive is great because there are so many different vegetables you can sauté. but then there are also the horrors

I literally cried laughing imagining a cat that was sixteen percent whiskers

leave your laundry on the floor for them