The Cunt Who Makes My Life Decisions (me) And The Idiot Who Has To Live With Them (also Me) Somehow Have

the cunt who makes my life decisions (me) and the idiot who has to live with them (also me) somehow have diametrically opposed world views how am i supposed to live like this

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can you do a leo x fem ninja reader here the story the reader in a clan called otsutsuki clan (from naruto) that are unquestionably strongest clan and ally of the hamato clan the reader was told by her ancestors to find someone named hamato yoshi and help him stop the foot clan getting the mystic metal and created the shredder when the reader spotted the yokai turtles fighting the foot clan they decided to help them

Ooo that's really cool idea! And I haven't watched Naruto yet but I did a little research on it, I hope that's okay!

Sorry for any mistakes!

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Ally

• when your clan members find out about an organization trying to recreate Shredder by collecting his armor they were pretty on edge

• yeah, Otsutsuki clan was the strongest clan but the demon wasn't something even they could look down on

• the clan responsible for keeping Shredder from destroying the world was Hamato clan, they had the most backstory with the Foot clan who is now trying to bring back Shredder, but after the disappearance of the last of the members - Hamato Yoshi - the Foot clan's activity increased

• however, some time ago, your ancestors gained an information that Hamato Yoshi is still alive, and because your clan is an ally to them they opted to take action

• so they decided that you were the best fit to travel all the way to New York, find him and help him stop the Foot clan

"Prepare yourself, you're going to New York tomorrow. Your goal is to find Hamato Yoshi and prevent Foot clan from ressurecting the Shredder."

'...okay?'

• it was pretty sudden, you need to admit, but the thought of going somewhere far on a mission was exciting

• your ancestors belived you're capable of doing it alone so you're not going to let them down

• unfortunately for you, finding one member of Hamato clan in a big city was more difficult than you thought

• finding four at the same time was way easier

Standing on the edge of a building, looking at the starless sky, you sighted deeply. Vivid lights illuminating form the city streets painted your face in various colors as you thought about your next course of action. New York was big but you were determined. And 'were' is a key world there. You were searching for far to long without any good results, which made you frustrated.

The sound of busy streets filled your ears making you lower your eyes scanning the cars and people below you. You knew you're not able to enjoy the same life as they have - you simply didn't belong there. Especially with the horns poking out of your head. You didn't really mind though, even if you were a little curious.

The world didn't let you think for to long, however, when a loud bang made you look at the dark alley on the other side of the building. Swiftly jumping across the roof you peaked over the edge searching for the source of the noise. There hidden in the shadows stood several dark clothed figures, who appeared to have been dressed like ninja, with visible red footprints on their masks.

"Huh, so this is the Foot clan?" you murmured rising an eyebrow.

Your attention hadn't stayed on them for to long when four new silhouettes jumped from the previously broken window. Honestly, you were pretty surprised seeing four humanoid turtles wielding traditional Japanese weapons fighting with what happened to be also your enemies. What was even more shocking was one of them suddenly just teleporting behind the ninjas and slashing them with his sword, after which they tore apart like peace of paper.

'What are kappas doing here?' you started to wonder. Were yokai supposed to be in New York? Did your ancestors said anything about it before?

"Leo! Don't just jump in like that!" shouted the biggest one of them with spiky shell and red bandana.

"Don't you worry, hermano! I got this." the other answered him standing proudly, one hand holding his sword over his shoulder and the other resting on his hip.

Seconds later at least ten more ninjas appeared.

You rolled your eyes muttering about turtle's over-confidence.

"How much more of them are here?" asked the spotted turtle with orange bandana tied on his head. "I'm starting to get tired, man!"

"Our chances of winning are rapidly decreasing. At this rate, they will overpower us in approximately five minutes and twenty-"

"Oh, shut it, Donnie." Leo, as the other turtle referred to him before, harshly cut of the purple masked reptile wearing mismatched goggles. "Have more faith in us! Besides, you guys have me."

The rest groaned (you included).

The Foot clan didn't let them talk any longer, the ninjas jumping at them from every side. It seemed like their number was only getting bigger and bigger no matter how many of them the turtles already defeated. You could see them struggling with dodging their enemies attacks, not having the time to strike themselves.

You really should be looking for Hamato Yoshi. But you also couldn't just leave like that. And besides, maybe they knew something about his whereabouts?

Gracefully jumping down the fire escape attached to the side of the building you made your way to the bottom, white noble's finery with magatama design you wore swaying behind you. Landing on the head of one of the ninjas you pinned the paper creation to the ground swiftly tearing it apart.

"Woah!" the smallest turtle jumped back surprised at your appearance.

With a few quick movements, the next ninjas lost their heads, turning into thin sheets that floated in the air for a moment and fell to the ground. Your movements were agile and precise, easily breaking through layers of enemies, leaving them no time to react. Soon after, only the four reptiles were left standing before you, stunned.

The red-eared slider, you assumed by the crescent-like stripes over his eyes and yellow stripes on his upper arms and thighs, stepped forward.

"Wow." he breathed, then rised his voice realizing you may not have heard him. "That was, just- wow."

You furrowed your eyebrowe, which he probably took as a bad sign.

"I mean- you were, like, super cool, and-" Leo started tripping on his words.

The turtles behind him sheard a look.

"What my brother is tryin' to say," the one with red bandana approached you, placing his hand on the shorter reptile's shoulder. "we are grateful for your help!"

"You're welcome." you replied swiping the imaginary dust off of yourself.

He thought you were cool? You knew you are skilled, you trained for most of your life, your clan acknowledgwd your strength by sending you on this solo mission. You heard many things about yourself, but cool?

It left a weird warm feeling in you...

"Anyway, I'm Raph! And this is Leo, Donnie and Mikey." Raph said pointing he said pointing on the blue, purple and orange masked turtle in order.

"I'm y/n of the Otsutsuki clan."you straightened your posture, giving them a short nodd. " What are kappas doing in New York?"

"Kappas?" questioned Mikey tilting his head to the side.

The softshell turtle stepped ahead to stand beside him.

"Kappas, my dear brother, are a reptiloid kami with similarities to yōkai found in traditional Japanese folklore. They tend to look like turtles." he then turned his head toward you. "But, no, we are not kappas. We are actually mutants."

'Mutants?'

Suddenly blue bandana covered head butted itself into your view. You tensed at the proximity, sly smirk appearing on the reptile's face.

"And answering to your question, we just were being awesome. Or, well, at least I know I was being awesome. Still am." Leo tried to lean by his hand beside you but failed miserably by missing the brick wall and almost falling on his face.

Raph, who stood behind him, facepalmed.

"Please, don't listen to my moron twin." Donnie rolled his eyes.

The turtle yelled something about not being a moron but you only shook your head. Deciding it's the best time to ask about the Hamato clan member, you spoke up again.

"Do any of you know someone named Hamato Yoshi?" you glanced at their faces, they seemed shocked for some reason.

When you were about to explain your situation, Leo answered excited.

It's your lucky day, amigo! I just know exactly where he is now!" not giving you the time to answer, the turtle wrapped his arm around yours and tugged you further into the alley, where the only noticeable thing was a sewer manhole.

"Hey, wha-?!" your face started to feel hot for an unknown for you reason.

The rest of his brothers stood still looking as the red-eared slider lifted the metal hatch and literally threw you inside, jumping right after.

"Was it some kind of 'love at first sight' or something?"

"Maybe. And Nardo is gonna make a total fool out of himself before her while trying to impress her."

"Yeah, probably."

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Sorry it took so long 😭

Literally got like 2 tests and 2 projects the first two days after the break and I needed to rush some things (one day I'm gonna die bc of school)

Hope you liked that! ^^

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really think the doctor should have let Nai have it when he decided to call himself ‘Millions Knives’

he was like 15. the most serious edgelord moment ever. idgaf if he’s a plant clearly something in his prefrontal cortex wasn’t developed the whole way.

now he’s just living with that name the rest of his extremely long life and he has to pretend it’s good.

should have let him cook. should have been like ‘oooh buddy, are you sure you’re dedicated to that one? I know, I know you do have lots of knives you can make, of course I do! But… let’s think this one through, hmm?’

The way Knives call Vash name in Japan dub sound like hes sneezing so…