Mori Calls For An Emergency Meeting

Mori calls for an emergency meeting

Chuuya: *stayed the night at Dazais* yeah boss, I’m on the way. Yeah I’ll get Akutagawa on my way sir

Dazai: *throwing Chuuyas stuff to him*

Chuuya: *going out the door* eat some food. Drink water. I’ll make you dinner at my place tonight

Dazai: *still half asleep* bye bye

Chuuya: *walks two doors down to Atsushi’s* Get your ass out here, boss called.

*30 seconds later*

Akutagawa: *looking mortified, leaves Atsushi’s dorm* how did you know I was here?

Chuuya: *rolls his eyes* we are leaving

Dazai: have a good night Atsushi?

Atsushi: shut the fuck up dazai.

my chemical romance is the funniest and weirdest band ever. They’re all fucking losers who would genuinely rather play dnd than hook up with groupies. The singer used to work at Cartoon Network. The bassist is on the fbi watchlist for crimes against disney. One guitarist is a guitar god but he also used to keep a little action figure of spiderman in his pocket all the time, the other is like a little lap dog of a man, but he’s also on the fbi watchlist for death threats against a us president. They refused to be on the twilight soundtrack, one of the most popular franchises at the time but then they preformed on yo gabba gabba and re-recorded one of their songs in simlish.

You know what would be wild? If Danny's obsession wasn't protection but was actual keeping the world's separate. Add this to an au where Danny is sort of a grim reaper/soul collector and this would be both comedic and horrifying

Imagine this au with Danny trying to drag Red Hood into the ghost zone "where he belongs," and in typical Danny fashion, he explains nothing. Jason is freaking the he'll out and is just barely escaping with the help of the Outsiders or the Justice League or something, but whatever this Lazarus abomination is just keeps coming back

Meanwhile a lot of heros and villains who are undead are disappearing and everyone is getting concerned

Edit: the reverse is also true and an ungodly amount of Assassin's that had disappeared into the Lazarus pits are suddenly being tossed back out like newspapers being delivered by the world's most vindictive paper boy

i love how everyone on this website interacts with each other in ways that are so socially impermissible irl. how did we get here

i had to