Y/N: Do You Have Any Fears? Like Arachnophobia Or Something?

Y/N: Do you have any fears? Like arachnophobia or something?

Toby: Of course not. I have no problems with spiders getting married.

Y/N: …Toby, what?

the original 2015 graphic novel is more insane than the movie cuz like

exhibit A: nimona expresses liking pizza and ballister at first refuses her asking to order in because the delivery to his mindfuck nowhere lair is expensive . later, when an accident happens and nimona gets upset, he remembers that she liked pizza and offers to order in . if that isnt dad behavior idk what that is (im fatherless)

exhibit B :

they went to a science expo slash carnival . they went undercover . a stand seller mistakes them for a father & son and they just... went with it . he carries nimona around . what the fuck man

exhibit C :

ballister freaks the FUCK out when she gets injured way more than he did in the movie and then proceeds to play board games with her to cheer her up

oops hit tumblr picture limit i will continue my dad ballister propaganda in the reblogs

I have never met earl. But he sounds like such a delight and I personally would die for him. We need more earls

"The trannies should be able to piss in whatever toilet they want and change their bodies however they want. Why is it my business if some chick has a dick or a guy has a pie? I'm not a trannie or a fag so I don't care, just give 'em the medicine they need."

"This is an LGBT safe space. Of COURSE I fully support individuals who identify as transgender and their right to self-determination! I just think that transitioning is a very serious choice and should be heavily regulated. And there could be a lot of harm in exposing cis children to such topics, so we should be really careful about when it is appropriate to mention trans issues or have too much trans visibility."

One of the above statements is Problematic and the other is slightly annoying. If we disagree on which is which then working together for a better future is going to get really fucking difficult.

Ok, I did most of the lewd face re-does but I didn’t do all of em and I don’t wanna just post SOME of them sssooo, idk. I might eventually get to em. Here is some monsta n Jack sleepin in the same bed for once.

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Apple gang.

hold the fuck up I just noticed there’s an apple juice emoji

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hades explaining that he’s the god of the dead, not the god of death