YEAH NO I SAW THAT IM SO GLAD IM NOT CRAZY!

YEAH NO I SAW THAT IM SO GLAD IM NOT CRAZY!

So... am I the only one who saw this or....

here’s transparent salamander hand for you guys to blap against things

stop holding ya pee for so damn long

Accidentally turned @karriewillowe s Pokémon oc into a mysterious pretty boy in some anime ig. Looks very opening sequence. Probably got a harem of some sort without even realizing it.

lesbians love and support our trans sisters 💖💖

the original 2015 graphic novel is more insane than the movie cuz like

exhibit A: nimona expresses liking pizza and ballister at first refuses her asking to order in because the delivery to his mindfuck nowhere lair is expensive . later, when an accident happens and nimona gets upset, he remembers that she liked pizza and offers to order in . if that isnt dad behavior idk what that is (im fatherless)

exhibit B :

they went to a science expo slash carnival . they went undercover . a stand seller mistakes them for a father & son and they just... went with it . he carries nimona around . what the fuck man

exhibit C :

ballister freaks the FUCK out when she gets injured way more than he did in the movie and then proceeds to play board games with her to cheer her up

oops hit tumblr picture limit i will continue my dad ballister propaganda in the reblogs