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DP X DC Prompt Where Jazz And Jason Have Been Dating For Awhile And Shes Managed To Keep Her Past A Secret.

DP x DC prompt where Jazz and Jason have been dating for awhile and she’s managed to keep her past a secret. 

Jason doesn’t pry for information; he trusts her and if she wants to tell him then she’ll tell him on her own time. 

Only… once Bruce learns about Jazz and tries to do a cursory paranoid background check he finds a lot of missing information and concerning details about Ms. Nightingale, whose original surname was Fenton. He keeps searching until he’s finally found her family– or, what used to be her family. 

Jazz’s family home is no longer standing and something dark and grisly happened that resulted in the violent murders of her parents inside that house. The Fenton children were never found following the incident– only one of them is now in Gotham (possibly both).  

Jazz somehow realizes that Batman is investigating her and now has to try and hide the fact that she and/or Danny are responsible for the murders of their parents (following them hurting Danny).

She confides this in Jason, not realizing he’s close to Batman and a vigilante himself. Jason jumps at the chance to help her.

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2 years ago

Just a random thought that I turned into a prompt.

I've seen a few posts where Danny can shapeshift but usually he's shapeshifting into animals like crows and cats. For this prompt, hear me out... He shapeshifts into a person. Shocking concept I know! But he doesn't shapeshift into any person he shapeshifts into one of the Batfam, specifically he shapeshifts into Dick. Specifically Dick because he's the one I think is least likely to immediately try to murder Danny for being a clone or write it off as a hallucination from sleep deprivation.(*cough*Tim *cough*)

He doesn't shapeshift into Dick because he knows who he is. Danny has no clue who Gotham's vigilantes or the Wayne's are, Amity park was very isolated even before the portal opened. Danny shapeshifted because he was hungry and walking into a restaurant with his own appearance made people act hostile or pitying towards him. He's been called all types of names from Mutant to Troq and has since learned it was easier to shapeshift to get food then to deal with that.

Danny only shapeshifted into Dick because he was one of the first people he saw while walking around Gotham. In Danny's mind he just shapeshifted into a random person he saw on the street the day before. He's just in it to get fast food, he doesn't think anything of it. Though, he is a little taken aback when the cashier casually calls him a dick, but maybe this dude is a regular that's on friendly terms with the staff. Danny got his greasy food and all is well, that is untill he lock eyes with the real Dick who looks confused but not surprised.

The two of them lock eyes and it's like the spiderman meme for a few second until Dick, in a brilliant moment of intelligence decides to give chase... In public.

Danny's not willing to give up his fast food so easily. He is 100% willing to go through a cartoonishly long chase scene for his over salted fries. So it's just Dick chasing Danny with both of them doing circus level acrobatics.

It would just be Dick chasing Danny at full speed like "This is identity theft!"

And Danny snapping back with "Fuck you! Let me enjoy my lunch in peace Dick!"

He doesn't know Dicks name he's just calling him a dick, but this solidifies it in Dicks mind that he is a clone. So when Dick finally runs Danny into a dead end he demands to know who created him. Danny's confused as hell cause the suspiciously acrobatic civilian is calling him clone and demanding to know who made him. Not wanting to deal with being called a clone he responds to Dick's question.

"Uh... my parents created me dude. I'm just a shapeshifter I don't know what to tell you," after saying that he shapeshifts back a shovels a handful of fries into his mouth.

Dick is utterly baffled when his not clone turns into a small fanged child that looks to be about Damian's age when they were first introduced. He's just staring awkwardly as this kid wolfs down food like he hasn't seen a decent meal in months. The entire time Danny's stuffing his face Dick's have a mental debate on whether or not he should take Danny home to Bruce or not. If he doesn't, the severely malnourished child doesn't get a proper meal but if he does bring the kid back he has to admit that he chased a suspected clone in public and ignored the fact the gear he had on him detected the shapeshifters heartbeat in his stomach before he shapeshifted back into his true form. (My personal headcannon that Danny cannot change where his heartbeat would beno matter how big or small he is)

Dick ends up bribing Danny with food to come back with him.

(Sorry if this was bad I wrote this at three am. Also smart bby Danny is my heart and soul!)


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2 years ago

Offering a nice set of inked knuckle bones in a satin bag.

Phantom team gets stuck in DC universe indefinitely: Common Phandom (and possibly canon?) tidbit is that the Fenton parents have dropped their home into another dimension temporarily before. So, obviously, they are messing with things again and drop their house in Gotham while Sam and Tucker are staying over. No biggie. Just remember to stay inside when it's time to go back.

But Sam wants the gothic wardrobe updates and Tucker wants the tech. And Danny just wants away from his parents' anti-ghost lectures for a bit. Jazz offers to chaperone the outing as the team "adult" (not really an adult yet but she's trying to be a responsible older sibling) and make sure they get back before the parents return to the lab and potentially trip something to reverse the dimension hop.

Things don't go to plan. Villain attacks, parents heading back to the lab ahead of Jazz's (carefully analyzed and perfectly timed out "No, I do not have a control issue, tucker.") schedule, intercepted by curious vigilantes, general teens losing track of time or any variation/combo situation you can imagine. They did not make it back in time before the Fenton residence popped back out of existence and now they are stranded in Gotham. Even better, they lost contact with Sam's bank account and Tucker's service network when the Fenton house stopped acting like a bridge between dimensions. So now they are relying on what cash they have on hand and what Tucker can hardware hack on the fly until either Danny learns to make portals through dimensions or the parents actually remember their kids got left in the dimension that they may or may not have the space/time coordinates to revisit.

Worlds shittiest reverse home alone: you forgot to bring the kids back with you.

Oh man this could be fascinating to work with. Could you imagine?

Like they temporarily go and see one or two of the Gotham heroes/villains and make an odd first impression. The trio doesn’t think too hard on it. They wont be here ever again so why not cause a little bit of confusion and chaos?

Well sucks to be them because they’re now stuck. What sucks even more? Batman is absolutely trying to find the massive energy surge that randomly occurred in Gotham and who the cause of it was.

Not only do they have to hunker down and hope that their parents will remember to get them. Heck they don’t even know the time difference between their dimensions. They could be moving at a snail pace or super speed compared to their home dimension? With each unknown possibility they think of their hope of getting back home dims more and more.

2 years ago

Danny gaslights Wes into believing he is color blind and he and phantom don't look similar


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2 years ago

Okay- But Danny Phantom where the Fentons *knew*

Look. That's their son- they knew from (maybe not the first, but definitely the second or third) time they saw Phantom up close that it was related to Danny in some way. That was their *baby*, flitting around and firing extoplasm bolts- or something that looked like them so of course they were going to get to the bottom of it after they went home and peeked into their son's room to make sure he was breathing. It took a while to actually confirm if he was or not.

Cue some sort of build up with Danny "revealing" he was Phantom. And his parents just going "oh honey,,, we've been knew."

Hijinks insue, I'm sure there's some exchanging of money between hands? And lots of yelling "Why did you still try and shoot me then!" "We thought maybe if we prove that it was dangerous you would stop doing it! And didn't realize you were so determined we decided just to keep playing into it."

Jazz is *not* happy they kept up the ruse- and Danny is not happy about nightmares about his parents rendering him apart and killing him. But eventually they talk it out and some ground rules are laid down and it's alright.

With some added "oh come on I'm the Ghost King you can't send me to bed at 10!"

"Youre the what now?? Ghosts have a heirarchy?? But what about the - bloodlust and the razing off the earth? Daniel Fenton you aren't allowed to raize the earth until after college alright! ,,, Wait does this mean we're ghost royalty? Could we tell ghosts to sit still and let us study them?"


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2 years ago

"uhhh,,,, I promise this isn't cocaine."

"sure"

"it's caffeine powder!"

"ew that's worse"

"HOW IS THAT WORSE THAN COCAINE!"

(The whole thing about ghosts and liminals having fast metabolisms and resistance to chemicals, making Danny have to take way higher dose of things like medications, caffeinated drinks, and other substances for them to even do anything.)

Danny’s in Gotham and goes to get coffee from a random cafe. He asks the barista what the caffeine content of their strongest drink is and lets out a disappointed sigh when they tell him. (It wouldn’t do anything to him and would just taste super bitter)

Danny proceeds to order some super sweet and sugary drink with multiple pumps of flavored syrup and drizzle on it. And when Danny gets his drink he takes out a canister of white powder and dumps a whole tablespoon of it into his drink and stirs it.

Danny after drinking some of it and being more awake he realizes that most of the shop saw what he did and that an unknown white power in Gotham is usually something illegal. Danny knowing his luck doesn’t want to risk even the slightest chance someone decides to do something about the teenager with a container of unknown white powder just straight up tells everyone it’s pure powdered caffeine.

This somehow causes an even more dramatic reaction, after all no normal human can survive that much caffeine.

Tim who both saw the whole thing and ordered the strongest drink they made: That’s like 75 cups of coffee… should I order caffeine powder?


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