AU WHERE CLARK IS A GRUMP!!! JUST A RAINY CLOUD OF A MAN!!! I Want Older, Exhausted, I- May- Feed -on-

AU WHERE CLARK IS A GRUMP!!! JUST A RAINY CLOUD OF A MAN!!! I want older, exhausted, i- may- feed -on- sun- but- I -ain't- no sunshine- Clark Kent.

I think being constantly alienated and casted out and honestly, despised for being an alien yet saving the human race every Wendsay is bound to make the best of us a little hostile, -

do NOT get me wrong Clark loves his Ma and Pa, but he's mostly here because Diana keeps bullying him into it, and bc his parents happen to be apart of said species that thins his patience everyday.

LIKE-

This man is giving " Absolutely would yell at Parry White for trapping him in interviews with Lex Luthor even if he KNOWS Clark hates his guts" vibes. Living for it.

" TELL THAT FUCKING MORON THAT UNLESS HE PLANS TO SAVE 300 POLAR BEARS FROM MASS HOMELESSNESS, HE CAN SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT CLIMATE CHANGE!"

Bruce, literally shaking in his chair at the Daily Planet after Alfred grounded him with social interaction for patrolling late: hn

Clark is staring. Bruce can SWEAR there's a spot of red glowing in those ocean eyes before this titan of a man directs his attention to a tight-grinning Lois Lane, " What the fuck is HE doing here?"

" You were supposed to interview him today, remember?"

" It's honestly fine I can leave if he's busy"

" I'm not busy, Morticia Addams, I just don't wanna be around ANOTHER rich prick for hours- fuck it. Come on. I NEED to know how you knew Lex was swapping spit with those crooks from that laboratory. "

'' well some of us don't need to yell to get our point across"

" What?"

" Nothing"

Bruce of course follows Clark close and despite Clark expressing crystal clear " eat the rich and shit them out" energy, they still have a " excuse me, he asked for EXTRA blueberry" moment

ALSO GRUMPY TEAM DAD!! " Alright, which one of you failed condoms arranged this press conference? Was it you, Hal? I WILL make you hold that lantern while I fix the coffee maker again."

Hal is sobbing while pounding his fists on Clark's chest, " You monster, - YOU MONSTER -"

Arguing with Batman would be so much funnier. " You're a superpowered alien with unmatchable strength and anger management issues, of COURSE I have the right to worry!"

" Oh you fucking say that as if humanity hasn't been its own monster since, oh I don't know, - FOREVER? Maybe check your facts before you come at me, Bruce."

And Bruce is of course SHOCKED. " How-"

" I used my X-ray vision."

" You betrayed my trust!"

" Of course I did, we're not FOUR."

Picture this: 6'3 of bulk and attitude, reheated corpse Jason Todd, who went through unconceivable torture, who probably asked Satan " this as hot as you get?", leaning down to whisper " introduce me " to Bruce when meeting Wonder Woman and just hiding behind him like 👉👈

Damian Al-Ghoul had no interest in starting a family. He had blood ties and that was more than enough.

Damian Wayne, right? He fully and completely agrees to be in a large family.

He is glad to have these near-kinship ties that exist only because of a common purpose and stories created together.

Perhaps Damian even admits to himself that he loves his family, and is glad to see them all at the estate.

But he would never say that, because catching all the family members in the estate at once was an almost impossible task.

His father clearly has tendencies that flare up every time one of his siblings leaves the estate.

Damian really knew and understood this best of all, and was ready to accept a new brother into the family who tried to bite the Father while he tried to examine the child’s injuries.

"He'll be a good addition to the family," the thought flashed.

The boy somehow managed to escape, and judging by the way his father ran, it is worth asking Alfred to prepare a new room.

He was reaching for his communicator when his father returned, holding the baby by the scruff of the neck like a kitten, and tossed it into the Batmobile.

The baby hissed at them, and it sounded more and more like the wild cats Damian found.

He was tempted to give the child a treat, and cover his head with a cloak, so that he would calm down and the trip to the estate would be easier.

But it was at least weird and more likely to cause more negativity, so Damian restrained himself.

He handed it to the child, who was shouting at the Father in a strange mixture of Japanese and Celtic.

A protein bar filled with honey calmed him down a little, and he sat quietly enough in the back seat to worry.

Damian really hoped something would come of it.

Okay, so I love the Civilian!Bruce thing I've been seeing around here. But Bruce dropped out if med school. He was going to be a doctor like his father. Imagine, Doctor!Bruce. His kids are vigilantes. Who do you think they go to when they get hurt? Can you imagine, Red Hood breaking into the manor for his dad to stitch him up?

There's a tragic lack of fanfic recommendations in these reposts 😅

Feral about " grumpy but soft Bruce falling for soft, sunshine Clark" fics

BUT WHERES MY " soft Bruce falling for icy mannered, blunt, ANGY puppy Clark Kent" fics????

This man would have Bruce WHINING

He's a phantom ~ 👻

I actually suck at drawing daily 🥺 so I made a bunch of sketches for ectober and inktober of my good boy Invisobill!