Ever Since Robert Palmer Introduced The Concept Of Accidental Turn Ons In His SongI Didnt Mean To Turn

Ever since Robert Palmer introduced the concept of accidental turn ons in his song “I Didn’t Mean To Turn You On,” well, there’s been a lot of involuntary on-turning around here.

Darkwing Duck had a big tiddied goth girlfriend.

Welp, I guess I'm gonna have to change this blog to something Michael Ironside themed.

I'm starting to wonder why I even got that English degree because I'm stuck in a hellish retail limbo forever.

I have to wonder if the myopic literary analysis style that was taught while I was attending college from 2012-2016 is what has contributed to the horrid media review style currently present in movie and tv discourse.

If you're a fellow elder millennial disheartened by the news about Kurtwood Smith, I have a proposal: we can always replace him with Peter Coyote. He's around the same age and just as good and accomplished acting wise. He's also written four books about his life experiences, which is pretty rad.

I've noticed we haven't been appreciating Peter Coyote nearly enough and he was in a lot of movies we all grew up watching. Honestly I wish there was more discourse about him in film forums I read because he's excellent and deserves his flowers.