she/he. gloriously bi-gender. elder millennial. a touch of imposter syndrome.
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I Apologize For Developing A Crush On Kurtwood Smith Within The Past Year. He Made The Mistake Of Looking
I apologize for developing a crush on Kurtwood Smith within the past year. He made the mistake of looking good in a suit a few times in movies. My labido makes my brain stupid sometimes. I try to vet my crushes as hard as I can but sometimes they still end up problematic.
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i cant help but notice that the chocolate chips cookies you brought to the potluck yesterday had bad vibes. so i went through your cabinets while you were sleeping and checked out the chocolate chips you used. i mean they looked innocent on the surface, they were even fair trade certified. but i just couldn't shake that itching sense that sometning was off. i infiltrated the chocolate company's headquarters by posing as IT support. and you know what I found? the guy who designed the labels got a dui in 2007. so it turns out my instincts were right and you're a terrible person.
I dunno, I chuckled at Skibidi Toilet a little.
I've grown to appreciate how spooky and haunted the first season of The Simpsons is. Especially 'There's No Disgrace Like Home'.