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YA'LL FORGOT ELVES

YA'LL FORGOT ELVES

Edit: I have since been informed that ya'll did not, in fact, forget elves. Sorry about that

Discworld villains (in no particular order)

Werewolf fascists

Fantasy Donald Trump

A Gun

Elves

Jean Valjean

Nationalism

Anthropomorphic personifications of bureaucracy

“It’s pronounced Te-ah-tee-meh”

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3 years ago

"Now would be good."

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3 years ago

I rolled a 46!

Ill Just Leave This Here.

I’ll just leave this here.


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3 years ago

BUT BABY IT'S COLD OUTSIDE

(She's worried about her reputation, He's worried about freezing to death)

HER: You really can't stay

HIM: But baby it's cold outside

HER: You’ve gotta go away

HIM: But baby it's cold outside

HER: This evening has been

HIM: Been hoping I could drop in

HER: So very nice

HIM: Here hold my hands they're just like ice

HER: Your mother will start to worry

HIM: Beautiful what's your hurry?

HER: Your father will be pacing the floor

HIM: Listen to the fireplace roar

HER: So really you'd better scurry

HIM: Beautiful please don't hurry

HER: Well maybe just a half a drink more

HIM: I'll put some records on while you pour

HER: The neighbors might think

HIM: Baby it's bad out there

HER: Say what's in your drink?

HIM: No cabs to be had out there

HER: I wish I knew how

HIM: Your eyes are like starlight now

HER: To break this spell

HIM: Here take my hat, my hair looks swell

HER: I ought to say no, no, no sir

HIM: Mind if move in closer?

HER: At least I'm gonna say that I tried

HIM: What's the sense of hurting your pride?

HER: You really can't stay

HIM: Baby don't hold out

BOTH: Baby it's cold outside

HER: *spoken* You're very pushy you know?

HIM: *spoken* Better pushy then freezing

HER: You simply must go

HIM: But baby it's cold outside

HER: The answer is no

HIM: But baby it's cold outside

HER: The welcome has been

HIM: How lucky that you let me in

HER: So nice and warm

HIM: Look out the window at that storm

HER: My sister will be suspicious

HIM: Gosh the food smells delicious!

HER: My brother will be there at the door

HIM: Waves upon a tropical shore

HER: My maiden aunt's mind is vicious

HIM: You seem to think I’m ambitious!

HER: Well maybe just a little bit more

HIM: Never such a blizzard before

HER: You've got to get home

HIM: But baby I'll freeze out there

HER: Here, I’ll lend you my comb

HIM: It's up to my knees out there!

HER: You've really been grand,

HIM: I feel when I touch your hand

HER: But don't you see?

HIM: How can you do this thing to me?

HER: There's bound to be talk tomorrow

HIM: Think of your life long sorrow!

HER: At least there will be plenty implied

HIM: If I caught pneumonia and died!

HER: You really can't stay

HIM: Get over that old out

HER: Baby it's cold

BOTH: Baby it's cold outside

HER: *spoken* Okay fine, but just until it lets up

HIM: *spoken* That took a lot of convincing!


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3 years ago

Found the song!

Im Sorry For Reblogging This Again But This Tag Has Obliterated Me

im sorry for reblogging this again but this tag has obliterated me


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3 years ago
So, Like This?

So, like this?

Men wearing rings. Men wearing rings. Men wearing rings. MEN WEARING RINGS


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