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YA'LL FORGOT ELVES
YA'LL FORGOT ELVES
Edit: I have since been informed that ya'll did not, in fact, forget elves. Sorry about that
Discworld villains (in no particular order)
Werewolf fascists
Fantasy Donald Trump
A Gun
Elves
Jean Valjean
Nationalism
Anthropomorphic personifications of bureaucracy
“It’s pronounced Te-ah-tee-meh”
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More Posts from Xmaster3000
BUT BABY IT'S COLD OUTSIDE
(She's worried about her reputation, He's worried about freezing to death)
HER: You really can't stay
HIM: But baby it's cold outside
HER: You’ve gotta go away
HIM: But baby it's cold outside
HER: This evening has been
HIM: Been hoping I could drop in
HER: So very nice
HIM: Here hold my hands they're just like ice
HER: Your mother will start to worry
HIM: Beautiful what's your hurry?
HER: Your father will be pacing the floor
HIM: Listen to the fireplace roar
HER: So really you'd better scurry
HIM: Beautiful please don't hurry
HER: Well maybe just a half a drink more
HIM: I'll put some records on while you pour
HER: The neighbors might think
HIM: Baby it's bad out there
HER: Say what's in your drink?
HIM: No cabs to be had out there
HER: I wish I knew how
HIM: Your eyes are like starlight now
HER: To break this spell
HIM: Here take my hat, my hair looks swell
HER: I ought to say no, no, no sir
HIM: Mind if move in closer?
HER: At least I'm gonna say that I tried
HIM: What's the sense of hurting your pride?
HER: You really can't stay
HIM: Baby don't hold out
BOTH: Baby it's cold outside
HER: *spoken* You're very pushy you know?
HIM: *spoken* Better pushy then freezing
HER: You simply must go
HIM: But baby it's cold outside
HER: The answer is no
HIM: But baby it's cold outside
HER: The welcome has been
HIM: How lucky that you let me in
HER: So nice and warm
HIM: Look out the window at that storm
HER: My sister will be suspicious
HIM: Gosh the food smells delicious!
HER: My brother will be there at the door
HIM: Waves upon a tropical shore
HER: My maiden aunt's mind is vicious
HIM: You seem to think I’m ambitious!
HER: Well maybe just a little bit more
HIM: Never such a blizzard before
HER: You've got to get home
HIM: But baby I'll freeze out there
HER: Here, I’ll lend you my comb
HIM: It's up to my knees out there!
HER: You've really been grand,
HIM: I feel when I touch your hand
HER: But don't you see?
HIM: How can you do this thing to me?
HER: There's bound to be talk tomorrow
HIM: Think of your life long sorrow!
HER: At least there will be plenty implied
HIM: If I caught pneumonia and died!
HER: You really can't stay
HIM: Get over that old out
HER: Baby it's cold
BOTH: Baby it's cold outside
HER: *spoken* Okay fine, but just until it lets up
HIM: *spoken* That took a lot of convincing!

So, like this?
Men wearing rings. Men wearing rings. Men wearing rings. MEN WEARING RINGS