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Xmaster3000 - We're All Mad Here. - Tumblr Blog
You got it homeslice.
it bothers me that you often don't really hear about people having a "favorite album" the way they might have a favorite movie or favorite video game
we used to get prescribed a summer on the seaside. now we just get told to go touch grass. the economy is in shambles
I got a zebra! :D
I need to run a survey really quick. This isn't serious, but I need people to cooperate and not cheat for the sake of it because it'll skew the results.
Imagine you wake up tomorrow and you realize you (and everyone else in the world) can turn into an animal (And back into a human) at will.
Please go to this link to see what animal it will be for you:
(this is random, and yes, you only get one, no redos)
With this in mind, please reply to the following questions as truthfully as possible based on your current situation. (Not an ideal fantasy one.)
Reblogging for historical jams.
i....found a rare shoegaze tape. legit. band does not exist online. tape is at least 20 years old. This is so Sam
Step! x Through The Fire And Flames (pitch and speed corrected)
Does this, or does this not, break your brain a little?
Microwave
We need to embrace the fact that the tumblr userbase is aging. What’s everybody’s favorite kitchen appliance?
Okay, but what's his explanation for when they turn ash after they die?
Concept: in a setting where vampires exist and can only be harmed by symbols of faith (crucifixes, etc.), a James Randi-style skeptic/supernatural debunker witnesses his family murdered by vampires, and dedicated his life to hunting down what he believes are a cabal of ordinary serial killers with a blood fetish and some cheap plastic fangs. They die when he shoots them with an ordinary gun, granted holy status by the sheer force of his belief that they are actually just ordinary humans who will die when shot.
I don't use swear words. Not because it's impolite, but because I know what the words actually mean, and y'all're using them in the wrong context!
Tezcatlipoca would approve.
still thinking about "decolonising" missionary work.
the way you decolonise missionary work is by not doing missionary work
the way you decolonise missionaries is like this:
Doesn't matter, Toph's seismic sense means she could hit what she's aiming at regardless of which way she's looking.
Fortnite, are you sure about this? Did you think it through?
420, EYYYY
Happy Weed Day to all who celebrate.
Smoking behind the school after classes, who's in?
Too much pink energy is dangerous, after all. :)
been thinking about them recently ,if only they had more time
Kimberly with the Sword of Light was too powerful and these suits went too hard that they had to nerf them
genuinely thought this was going to be a rickroll and was surprised when it was not ... or should i say “Was Snot”
Do you know anything about Nottingham? I was told once that it was made up for Robin Hood, which I was confused about, since I live there, but was that person actually telling the truth?
I was gonna make up a joke about it being originally called Snottingham and looked up its history and what the fuck, history. It was originally called Snottingham, named for a man called Snot.
Not even making this one up.
long live [20 years of danny phantom]
Happy 20th Dannyversary!
Hoopa Unbound for me.
now for the ultimate test. go to this website. set it to randomly generate ONE pokemon. all generations. all types. whatever it generates? thats you as a pokemon forever. what you get is what you get. NO RE ROLLING. now. who are you? i got goomy :^)
According to my dad, it's Right-On-Red Sunday. So happy New Year's Eve and happy Right-On-Red Sunday everybody!
1: Actually Happened 2: Actually Happened 3: Probably Not 4: Actually Happened 5: Believable 6: Believable 7: Believable 8: Not Sure 9: Believable 10: Actually Happened 11: Not Sure 12: Actually Happened
reblog to let it break containment btw
