𝐅𝐀𝐋𝐋𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐃𝐄𝐄𝐏 𝐈𝐍𝐓𝐎 𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑 𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐋𝐈𝐓𝐘.18. mndi. currently obsessed with kaneki..
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can u do gamer!kaneki and reader doing a stream where it’s just them goofing off and doing random stuff? like reader does his makeup on stream, smash or pass w anime characters, etc. ofc if you’d like !! thank u ♡
of course! sorry this took so long :(
☆,
as you know, kaneki has been streaming for a while now. his viewers love him, but they also love you! he’s starting to think he can’t have one stream where they’re not begging him to bring you in.
eventually you become a reoccurring guest, no matter what is is you two are doing.
his viewers eventually give you guys ideas of some silly things to do.
like one time you guys had to remake peoples instagram stories. you guys would just scroll thru your mutuals stories & randomly click on one.
it left you guys posting some corny couple photos, random fit checks, your attempts at some of the fancy dinners they were eating, or even random videos between them & their friends.
another time, the viewers begged & BEGGED the two of you to play smash or pass & it was the funniest thing ever.
“okok. uhm, smash or pass satoru gojo”
“smash.”
“smash.”
“hello??”
“what- i can’t smash gojo but you can?? he’s my glorious blue eyed king!”
“YOUR?! ken baby, he doesn’t even know who you ARE!”
“just shhh..”
“ok wtv. smash or pass eren jaeger”
“pass..”
“smash.”
“excuse me? didn’t he commit like every war crime.. ever?”
“ok & he was sexy while doing it all.”
“is that what i have to do for you..?”
“absolutely.”
“you were supposed to say no….”
“oh-”
this continued with a plethora of people & by the end of it, you guys were questioning each other so hard.
some of your guys’ other friends got wrapped into the content. one night you called up hide to test his loyalty.
“uhm- hey hide. is kaneki there with you? he said he’d be hanging out with you, but i haven’t heard from him in hours.”
hide literally requests to facetime you & walks you throughout his whole house to show no signs of kaneki. manz was playing NO games. & kaneki was so heartbroken.
“bro how’re you gonna expose me like that?!”
“bc if you’re cheating on your girl, i’m not gonna help you cover that shit up. be a man, moron”
“ok chill. i didn’t even cheat”
“yeah +10k aura for hide..”
“ok i’m hanging up wtf”
-
you ended up asking ken if you guys could do a cooking and/or baking stream. but without a recipe, he agrees & this makes for the most viral stream yet.
you have hide and ayato there to let you guys know how much time there is left, to referee the whole situation, & ofc to judge the food
you’re instructed to make pasta, FROM SCRATCH.
things start off well, but when you take a bathroom break, kaneki ends up sabotaging your dish.
he’s adding in a lil bit too much salt to your pasta sauce, & tasting it makes his whole face scrunch up.
when you come back, hide looks so guilty. like he had seen something he wasn’t supposed to see. which was of course, the underlying truth. all the while ayato was there, pokerfaced.
noticing this, you immediately assume ken is suspicious, “kaneki what’d you do.”
“what?? nothing.”
“hide is he lying.”
“i dunno”
“you were here the whole time?! ‘wdym i dunno’ you do know!”
“no i don’t?!”
you decide to let it go.
the whole process is chaotic, but fun. by the time it’s ready for judging, you & kaneki were both stressed out.
making noodles from SCRATCH without a recipe isn’t an easy task.
ken’s plate looked like mario & luigi threw it up, while yours looked like a penguin just regurgitated it to its baby.
you guys place the plates on the dinner table & you sit across from ayato & hide.
“alright chat. the foods done, looking rather.. interesting. i’m a little hesitant & scared to consume this but, we move”
“shall we?” ayato hands hide a fork & they both take a bite from ken’s dish first.
“uh- okay. i mean it’s definitely food. definitely a plate of food, i think” hide speaks first.
& ayato follows up with, “this is awful, ken”
kaneki gasps, almost as if hurt by the words, “okay then try y/n’s!”
& when they do, they’re pleasantly surprised. hide was expecting it to be salty as FUCK. but of course you peeped the chat saying how much salt ken had added. so you just added a shit ton of tomato sauce to even it all out. & it made for a yummy dish!
“this is decent! it’s not the greatest ever, but it’s also not the worst. definitely better than kaneki’s. the noodles are bit easier to chew & the sauce is almost normal”
“so did i win” you asked & ken looked so defeated in his seat..
“uhm. no you didn’t win. rightfully so, anyway.” ayato informs him & you jump for joy!
“you shouldn’t have tried to sabotage me, ken”
“how’d you even know?!”
-
lastly, one day you were super bored. you didn’t even plan on getting in stream with ken. you kinda just wanted to chill that day. but you chilled too hard. now you were literally doing nothing.
you put your phone down & wiped your eyes after scrolling through tiktok for what felt like hours.
“what to do, what to do” you said to yourself.
an idea clicks & you quickly jumped from your bed to make way to your closet.
you're putting on a cute dress & getting ready for, well, nothing at all. but it's all part of the plan. ken is so wrapped up in his gaming that he takes no notice of you at all. you're at your vanity pulling together the last pieces of your look.
even chat notices before your own boyfriend does, they're thinking ken has to leave soon because you guys are going somewhere but that's not at all the case.
you're stood by the bedroom door, all dolled up & pretty. "okay ken, i'm gonna go to target!" he looks back at you for a quick second & then back at his monitor.
"okay, see you later, love you!"
you walk out the room & ken is reading his chat. "target.. in that outfit?" "bro is not going to target" "bro didn't even see what his girl was wearing" "ken.. she said target, not the red carpet"
finally ken takes a second to picture what it was you were wearing again, & he gets up so fast he almost falls.
mans literally sprints out the room, out the house, & finds you sitting in your car. when you saw him, the last thing you had expected him to do was remove you from the car, & throw you over his shoulder but that's exactly what he does.
ken carries you all the way to the bedroom & throws you on the bed. stream STILL going btw.
"change."
is all he says before he's sat back in his chair, queuing into another game.
most of the girls in the chat are going crazy, rightfully so tbh.
ken looked back at you to see if you had listened, & when he saw you on the bed, still just laying there.. he wasted no time ending the stream.
he began to undress you himself. took off his own shirt, pulled it over your head, & then he took you to the bathroom to help wash your makeup off.
"going to target my fucken ass."
blehhhhhhh
i just need you to know you write kaneki so WELL 🤭😩 i cant find many ppl that write about him so I be stalking your page like an obsessed ex 😙
LMFAOAAOO BRUUU!! thank you so fucken much. 😭 i lowk be nervous that i’m bein cringe or sum so this means a lot. & i appreciate it sm! i’ve lowk had writers block for a minute now. so my apologies for slowing down on the posts. but i’m trying my hardest to fulfill some of the requests i’ve gotten. 😭
☆,
i’m bored nd tired of videogames so here’s some more of what type of man i think kaneki is..
okay. when you & kaneki first meet, you have to break him into a LOT of things. one time you guys were texting nd he said something funny.. so you keysmashed & poor baby was CONFUSED.
“y/n are you okay..?”
having to explain it to him made the situation all the more funny but awkward at the same damn time. it’s a hassle having to explain gen z things to this man LMAO.
you had him download instagram, tiktok, even snapchat & learning how to use them was such a drag to him.
“why do you like this stuff anyway?” he says but a week later he’s sending you his entire fyp all like “HAGAHAHA BABE THIS IS SO FUNNY” like boyyy.. wasn’t you JUST talking shit?! at one point he even takes it upon himself to upload silly lil vids & they start to go VIRAL. he doesn’t understand why bc half the time he’s just talking about you & explaining diff things he doesn’t understand about girls.
“my girlfriend asks me really dumb questions all the time, i don’t get it.. how does your brain come up with that?? what on earth do you mean by ‘would you still love me if i was a worm’ like what?!” & then there’s just girls in the comments sending thoughts nd prayers for his poor soul.
basically, kaneki becomes a whole different person after dating you for just a couple months. he adapts damn near all your habits nd it’s the most endearing yet hilarious thing ever.
for example: say he’s talking about a girl or boy & you give him a nasty look bc.. why is he talking about OTHER PEOPLE?! eventually when you start having story times that include someone else, he gives you the MEANESSSTTTT side eye ever. it’s insane.
& don’t ever ask him about it either. “why’re you looking at me like that?”
“idk, why’re you conversing with people who aren’t me?”
“ken, i have to socializ-”
“says who?!”
not only that, but kaneki is airheaded when it comes to people. like if the man doesn’t like someone or something. it shows all over his face.
one time you guys were out eating, & he thought the waiter was being a lil too friendly.. manz was making the most uncomfy faces ever. 😭
“ken- fix your face?!”
“i’m sorry! i’m trying my best.” you guys both whisper yell.
ken gets a house kitty, & when you’re not home, he makes one of those, “gf isn’t home.. yk what that means.. OPTIMUS PRIME ON THE COUNTER” tiktok’s & thinks it’s so funny.
also, when you’re not home, this poor manchild is so bored.
he could read books upon books in a day & still be dying. it’s not until he hears that front door unlock that he feels freed from the shackles that are his boredom!
ken loves to annoy you, he loves to be around you, he loves to look at you, to touch you, any & everything to do with you- he loves.
not to mention.. he begs you to build legos with him. when you agreed, he made it a whole little picnic date & made sure that the weather would be perfect… he also made you swear to not leave the park until the whole lego set was completed.
kennie baby is soso cuteness.
posting my drafts cuz my brain doesn’t wanna work nowadays. 😫😫😫
more annoying ken texts ??:3
here you are, anon. <3
lowk so tired, i just got out of work 😭
☆,
a ken who’s so tired from work, he just comes home & wants to be in you.
maybe sub ken??
he showers quickly & finds you down in the living room when he’s done. but ken doesn’t care what you’re doing or if you were busy; he picks you up & takes you to your guys’ shared bedroom.
“what’re you doing—?”
“just wanna be close, y/n.”
before you know it, he’s guiding your hips down on to his dick. poor baby can’t even bring himself to open his eyes again.
he’s exhausted & your warmth feels all too good on top of him.
you grind down on him & ken gently stops you. “can we just stay like this for a while..?” there was a small pout on his lips after the words left his mouth.
it was fine by you, but you weren’t tired. you hadn’t worked a long & hard day. so you were a little bit bored- despite the fact that ken’s dick was practically in your stomach.
you work on kissing the pout off his lips. then you’re leaving marks down his neck, & you feel his dick twitch.
ken tries thrusting into you, & you only halt his movements.
“you asked if we could stay like this for a while, don’t go back on that now..”
“you’re no fair, y/n.”
eventually you give into the pretty boy & he’s quickly making a mess in your hands after you’ve given him a hj for all of 7 minutes :(
“fuck— y/n. i’m gonna cum”
your hands come to a stop, “don’t.”
you sit back on his dick, slowly. he’s like a whimpering puppy- trying so hard not to cum just because you didn’t give him permission.
“now, we’re gonna stay like this. cuz that’s what you asked for. okay?”
hallo, I hope ure doing so good😩♥️
can I request college ken headcannons again? maybe even a lil story to go with👀
if you have the time pleaseee
now THIS i can do. 🌚
i will try working on it later tonight!!
& i hope you’re doing swell. <3
i’m ngl.. i know nothing about bikers. i can’t tell u how many fucken tiktok’s & instagram reels i’ve watched.. just trying to get the SMALLEST little ideas. I’M SO SORRYYYY. i literally can’t. the headcannons that i was able to come up with in the last part- i was just pulling them out of my ASS. car guys i could def write more for. but bikers are so djsjwjsjfnw.
i can’t serve you guys your biker bf kaneki. 😓
heyy can I request more biker bf ken if your not busy 🙏 😽
i’ll get on it when i can! maybe later tonight or midday tomorrow <3
where are u ven the world needs u 😞
-mimi
HELPPPP, haiii mimi !! i’ve been a lil bit busy. plus not been getting as many requests. which is perfectly normal. i used to have 0 at all.. but that’s also why i was rarely active.. bc i didn’t have as many ideas on my own LMAO. i will try to get back into it tho. i’ll put my thinking cap on fr!
lowk- i do have ideas but idk if i should write abt them bc idk if it’ll be for everyone. i go back & forth with myself a lot. 😭
☆,
female bodied (bi curious) reader
touka likes you & is kinda shy in showing it, but trust.. she SHOWS IT.
she’s a lil apprehensive cuz she doesn’t even really know if you like girls, but she can’t help herself either way.
there’s small gestures here & there, like tucking your hair behind your ear when you’re talking.. or fixing your shirt if it’s a lil out of place.
if you’re wearing a dress or skirt, maybe even shorts that are a bit too short, she’s always standing behind you acting as a shade from the public.
when you’re cold, she ALWAYS offers you her jacket, even if it means she has to freeze.
& if it’s a bit too hot outside, she carries a small hand brush nd hair tie so you can put your hair up. she may even do it herself if she notices you heating up a lil too much :(
if you have a date or something, as much as it pains her.. she always helps you pick out your outfits & even does your makeup sometimes.
touka has been there every time a boy left you heartbroken or disappointed. she’s been there when you cried over exes, been there when your talking stages failed you..
she’s always the one making you feel like life isn’t too bad.
she takes notice of your favorite things, like animals & characters- eventually she ends up buying you plushies of said animal or character.
touka sometimes just ft’s you just bc she wants to hear your voice. she could literally listen to you yap for hours & never feel the need to interrupt.
even on days where you’re not feeling as talkative, she just enjoys your presence.
every other week touka ends up at your door randomly, asking if you wanna take a walk to the convenience store for snacks. there’s never a time you tell her no. 
being that touka.. is a girl. she learns what products you prefer & keeps em at her house just in case you need them when you’re there.
if you leave clothes at her house, she washes them & folds em up so you have stuff of your own to wear when you’re over.
she considers you her best friend, so she never really expected to catch feelings for you. though, being that she did.. it’s hard for her to even think about confessing bc she doesn’t wanna ruin your friendship.
you start to notice her lingering touches, her prolonged eye contact, her constant compliments.. it all starts to make sense.
one day you guys were having a sleepover, as you usually do; you straight up ask her if she likes you & she says yes.
no pauses, no need to think about her response, nothing. she just says yes. you ask her if she knows what sense you mean it in & she nods.
all you can do is say okay. she doesn’t really ask you if you like her back, she’s reveling in the fact that you’re not mad or upset.
by the end of the night, you guys have ate all your snacks, already had your random out burst of energy at 3am..
now the two of you are all sleepy & giggly. so touka suggests you both finally settle down for the night.
you’re both under the covers & she’s facing you but your back is turned to her. you’re kinda just thinking about earlier. how she said yes without even second guessing herself.
you flip to her & it’s a bit unsettling, the way you just look at her.
“i think i like you too, touka”
ew, gay ppl.
i love women.
☆,
gamer bf kaneki..
he def plays ow, val, cod, & fort.. all the sluttiest games a man can play.
trust he sweats in each game too.
he'd be caught dead before he's ever bad at a game ..
he literally spends most of all his days gaming, it's a lil insane how much he just lets it rot his brain
he never rage quits but he screams so much & it's hilarious
eventually he realizes that he hasn't given you any attention & tells his friends that he has to get off for a couple hours, just for you
ken decides to start streaming one day & that day marked your fucken demise
he sets up a hand & face cam.. when you're against it, he's so confused.
you're sat there for at least ten minutes explaining to him how girls will go feral for this
one day you tune into his stream & you see multiple comments like "for free??" "wish he'd play with me" "why's he kinda.." "the veins.."
on one hand you're jealous, but on the other- you're happy knowing that he's your boyfriend
"baby can you bring me some water please" ken says in the softest voice ever, it damn near has you topple over nd roll around
you bring it to him nd he thanks you with a couple pecks
the chat is going absolutely wild?? both over his voice & him actually not being single
but what could they expect?
ken was a good looking, handsome, pretty, charming boy.. & literally every other word you could think of
he always had that sleepy look & he usually paired it with blue light glasses that made him look all the more nerdy
sometimes he'd even be shirtless & his collarbone would have you gasping for air
on some days ken didn't care about streaming
he'd sit you next to him or even on him & just have you watch him play
he'd look towards you after hitting the nastiest shots/clips on kids to make sure you saw it
some days you ask him if he wants to play minecraft with you & he never objects.. he will always make time for you when you ask for it
he introduces you to the game "it takes two" and streams when the two of you play
everyone ends up loving the dynamic you have & the way you treat each other
eventually chat starts suggesting that ken teaches you how to play the other try hard games.. so he starts with the easier one: fortnite
you think to yourself why any of them thought this would be easy for you bc it has you screaming for kaneki's help half the time you get into a close combat gunfight
he tries teaching you how to build & you end up putting random walls & stairs everywhere
he just laughs at you bc he genuinely finds it easy & can't seem to understand why it's difficult for you ??
"no sweetheart, you actually have to have structure behind your building" "i'm fucken trying ken??" "not hard enough??" "ok then you do it???"
bro builds an 8 story mansion in 20 seconds and it has you gagged
whole chat is like "were you silent or were you silenced..??"
when you start wanting to take gaming a lil more seriously, he teaches you how to play on mouse nd keyboard just like him
he even buys you a cute lil setup, & ofc its right next to his
when he introduces you to val, all the pick me's are targeting ken & it's funny asfk when they find out his gf is in the game too
they're all like "you're shit at the game anyway stfu" like HUHH?? mad bc he ain't yours lmao
also can i mention that ken is a proud "shit on" SCREAAAAMER
he has your initials in different colored keys than the rest of his keyboard
holds one of your stuffed animals on his lap when you're away from home
jokingly asks you for support under the desk (its not a joke..)
YOUR LITTERALLY MY FAV WRITER RAHHH
what can i say
LMAOAOAOA JK!
THANK YOU SM WTFK THAT MAKES ME SO HAPPY
i enjoy writing & completing your guys’ requests (if i have the mental capacity for it LMAO)
i’m so glad you like it!!
can I request more of gamer bf kaneki🙏
and I love Ur writing litterally omg 😽
expect it later tonight!
☆,
biker! ken hcs! (& car! guy ken cuz why not??)
biker ken
he rides a ninja 400.
before meeting you, he was for sure reckless. but after the two of you got involved with each other, he promised himself he’d be a lil more careful for you
everyone knows riding a motorcycle is dangerous as fuck, so he never wanted to have you worried
sometimes there’s night where he may go a lil too fast & ends up getting chased by police..
he texts you & tells you to have the garage open so he can just come in & have you close it immediately.. trust, you end up reprimanding him
he always takes you on rides when the sun is setting. idc, he tells you it reminds him of you
does wheelies just to scare you
one day you ask him to teach you how to ride & he says “last i checked, you’re already good at that”
you were left confused until it hit you.. “that is NOT what i meant!”
whenever he gets hit on, he mentions you with so much quickness
if a girl does happen to ask for his number, he gives them yours 😭😭😭 they don’t even know until they text you
if he ever gets injured, the first person he goes to is you, even if he feels that you can’t help. you’re his sense of comfort
like boy could lose a whole leg nd he’d prob call you first to let you know LMAO
his friends hate you bc they say you made him “soft” but you disagree completely!!!
you fear for your life half the time you're his backpack
he speeds through the smallest little cracks between vehicles on the freeway
he uses anything as a ramp & you hate it
when he's making sharp turns he touches the fucken ground with his hand "look how close we are!"
whenever you're in your car & he's on his bike, he always gaps you nd you think it's so mean. yet, he laughs every time
sometimes when he picks you up, he makes sure to make the most noise ever. that's mainly how you can tell he's arrived
i feel like his wardrobe is all black. the only color he has are the clothes you buy for him bc you tease him for being too emo
you also buy him a pikachu skin for his helmet as a joke, but he ends up loving it
he plays deftones on his rides, that or cigs after sex idc.. maybe even sign crushes motorist.. i feel like he's always in his feelings LMAO
whenever you guys are stopped next to a bus or a big semi truck, he always touches it
records pop vids & sends them to you..
car guy ken!
i honestly don't know what kind of car ken would drive..
it's between a supra mk4, nissan 350/370z, or maybe a 2013 bmw 3 :>
i mainly see him in a supra ngl
but whatever car ken drives, he puts WORK into.
you love being around whenever he's working on his cars tho, he'll be all dirty with oils nd shit but its so rawr
ken gets excited over new car parts too
one time you bought him a carbon fiber front bumper and he damn near cried over it
he put starry lights on the roof of the inside of his car to give you something pretty to look at
he lets you keep your little essentials in his glove department or his arm rest
you leave a scrunchie around his gear shift & glosses in his cup holder, plus lil makeup wipes in the lil side compartment on the door
i fear ken has road rage.. he hates slow drivers and flips people off so fucken often
not only that but this man never goes the speed limit???
his car is all blacked out.. so flying down dark highways with his headlights off is his fav thing to do
he hates when you opt out for driving your car.. especially when there's other cars being loud nd making noise. he feels left out, like a puppy taken from its owner
"baby, i wanna make noise too.." with the biggest pout you've ever seen.
one day he suggests that you guys save up for miatas so that your cars can make cute faces at each other & date. it was the sweetest idea ever
car guy ken handles all your car troubles. he's like your personal mechanic
he does donuts in empty parking lots
he did a burn out in your exes drive way & you didn't find out until said ex texted you fucken PISSED
"ken what the fuck??" "what.." "you know what!" "nuh uh."
takes you to car meets so he can teach you more about different cars & the mods you can add to them
can tell a car from the sound the engine is making..
lets you drive his car once & it was the scariest thing he'd ever done
"SLOW DOWN PLEASE"
"i'm going 70!??!"
"this is my baby, i don't want you to crash..."
whenever a car passes him, he takes it as a challenge & gaps them.
I hope this is not too forward, but what do you think it would take to convince Shironeki to let you peg him? Do you think he would be a good bottom or would he manage to be annoying down there too
i lowk don’t think it’d be too too hard? like ofc he wouldn’t be like, absolutely babe!!!
but i think he outright says no at first. because he can’t fathom letting anyone do that to him. then, the more you push & the more you ask.. the more he kinda considers it.
i mean it’s on his mind A LOT. he’s constantly going back & forth with himself in his head. one night he’s kinda just like yeah.. fuck it.
he just walks into the bedroom & says he’s ready to try it, you get a lil too giddy & it kinda scares him..
“why’re you so happy.. what’s gonna happen to me..??”
“don’t worry abt that! just lemme take care of you ken” you say with a lil smile.
& as for him being a good bottom..? i lowk think he’s very obedient & compliant. mainly because he’s left a whimpering mess if he isn’t.
there’s bratty moments but they’re always corrected. sometimes he’s even begging for forgiveness & spewing empty promises about how he’ll be good from there on out.
you find it cute! he really trusts you with so much of himself. as you do with him.
Hello, I just wanted to show you a cute picture of Shironeki :)))
he’s got a cake!
literally mid fn game opening this LMAOAOO, THAT’S SO CUTE!!
comp sci! ken so real and true in our hearts🥹🙏🙏 i love loveee how u write him as a hugeee acts of service guy>< i wonder if i can also ask for ken's kinks hcs bc i genuinely believe he has breeding kink more or less><
-mimi
i was working on a response to this but i’ll just make it separately bc ion want you to think i outright ignored you lol!!! it’ll be coming very soon! <3
your writing gives me life😩🙏 plsss give us more biker!ken, like hcs and overall relationship.
thank you, love you, and take careee👩🏿❤️💋👩🏻
i will try my best.. as soon as i get off fortnite. 🤣🔥💯
☆,
mmm, a kaneki that knows you’re his..? like you guys can fall out, stop talking, take breaks, fuck with other people openly; but even if you did.. he just knows that it takes one call for you to be right back at his place.
even if kaneki is fucking another girl, he literally has your fucken lips tatted on his lower abdomen, with your name above it. every other girl has to see it, whether they like it or not.
don’t think ken is nice nd sweet to them either. he gives no kisses, no gentle touches, kind words, or even aftercare. why would he..? he’s not obligated to. there’s been times that you’ve literally texted him midfuck, & he wasted no time in leaving.
“fuck- i gotta go..”
“i- what..? go where??”
“mind your business”
“kaneki.. you’re gonna go see y/n huh? cmon now. just stay with me”
“are you fucking stupid?” & then he’s sliding on his clothes & putting his shoes on before he’s literally going 100 in a 50 to see what his sweet girl wants.
sometimes you like your guys’ dynamic. especially when he gets extra jealous or overprotective. there was a time he caught you with a hickey that he hadn’t given you. you seriously fucked up posting a selfie a day after having seen urie.
kaneki was quick to call you.
“stop letting ugly ass little boys ruin how pretty you are, okay? cover that up & delete the story, now y/n. i love you” & the line would end.
you'd be rolling around your floor GIGGLINGGG. it was just something about the way he said everything so calmly too.
ken's lowkey like a crazy ex that you can't get rid of. trust, there's been times where you wanted to be done, where you were tired of the toxicity, tired of the arguments & the constant disagreements. you just blocked him completely & stayed away from home for a week or so.
.. only to be met with him sleeping in your bed when you finally arrived back home. he had even brought a duffle bag of clothes!! i mean.. the audacity this fucking man has.
he said he wasn't gonna leave until you guys talked & resolved all your issues. it was easy for him to sweet talk you. though, if he felt himself failing, he'd talk to your parents & say you were acting out.
this would lead to your mother calling you, "are you okay? has kaneki done something to make you upset? why're you shutting him out?"
he's doing anything to make sure your mom thinks of him as nothing but a complete sweetheart, because at the end of the day.. all he really wants to do is love you.
best believe the make up sex is amazing too, boy will have you running from the dick, practically sobbing over it. sometimes it's mean.
you'll be ready for a break, ready to just lie down & sleep.. you think he's done more than enough. yet he fully believes otherwise.
"alright baby, just lay down.. you don't have to do anything" & then he's pulling your legs apart & settling his head between them with his arms hooking your thighs to make sure you're not gonna run.
trust in the after care being the sweetest ever, though. he's telling you how good you did & how proud of you he is. then he gets you all cleaned up & pulls the covers over you bc he knows you're gonna be knocked in just a couple more minutes or even seconds.
you're with him for life! whether you like it or not.
all of ur thoughts abt biker!ken is so soo reaall im crying, kaneki ken the man that u are😞😭😭 i also often like to think abt him in just a normal college au... im curious what was his course bc i dont remember it was showed in the manga? im such a nerd omg im sawry, if we're talking about white haired kaneki somehow he gives me computer science type of guy? but i definitely want to hear your thoughts abt it!!! (haise sasaki is definitely a human understanding and social sciences guy i just know!!!)
-mimi
i can’t tell if ur asking me but if u are.. YOU ARE ASKING THE WRONGGG PERSON LMFAOAOAO. 😭
& i also think white haired kaneki gives computer science typa guy, or cyber security. something or anything to do with computers. either that or he’s stuck in business & hates his clssses bc they’re so boring nd he already knows all he has to know, yk?
he lowk prob doesn’t come to school much bc he knows he can miss however many days & still do the work in a timely manner. bro usually ends up being the mf who just has half of his classes number bc they’re constantly asking him for the work, & he’s way too sweet to say no to anyone.. especially y/n!!
i mean he’ll write little side notes further explaining any material that he kinda struggled with at first. so he wants to make sure you’ll have no issues at all!
ken even stays up extra late, just in case you wanna text or call him when ur doing ur assignments right before the deadline.
he’s for sure half asleep the entire time, giving you soft mhms & uh huh’s when you’re repeating things to make sure it’s correct. poor baby comes into class the next day with bed head & horrible eye bags.. safe to say you’re the reason too.
but that doesn’t stop him from bringing you a coffee or an energy drink bc “you worked really hard last night, you must be tired” like ..
he even forgets to buy himself something. 😭😭😭😭😭
you end up sharing! >.<
haise anon here! yes kaneki is truly a great written mc 😞🙏 sorry for yapping too much the last ask i hope i didnt bother u! (i should definitely give myself an anon nickname, maybe mimi?) my tg obsession just resurfaced recently and its quite hard to find someone to discuss abt it ue😭😭 anyways! on the topic of ken in diff aus, what do u think abt biker/motorbike racer! ken 🙏🙏
girl the way i just said OUUUU OUT LOOOUUUUDDDDDD. i go feral at the fucken THOUGHT OF IT. CAN WE PLEAAAASSSEEE JUST STFU???? I CANNOT. 😭😭😭 bro like he def gives off tiktok/insta reels biker guy. nd not the cringe booktok kind. BUT THE GOODDDD KIND. the ones that’re tatted, have some sick design on their helmet, nd wear clothes that make them all the more pretty. 😭 KANEKI WOULD BODYYYY ALL OF IT. he doesn’t even really try to woo anyone with it. it’s just how he is, & a hobby he somehow picked up.
you’d prob fucken get his number when you’re both stopped at a red light nd he’s just rolling his shoulders back before he glances your way. YOU LITERALLY GEEKKK IN THE CARRRR. window immediately flies down & your phone shoots out the window with ur contacts opened right up. 🌚
ken would def eventually buy you your own lil helmet, nd he’d take you on fun joyrides
lowk not so fun when he’s pushing 110 & ur scared for ur fucken life
but whooo caressss, yk he gon go home nd give you da PIPEEEE. (i’m so sorry..)
either that or y’all are stopping in a dark alleyway and/or parking lot bc you or he can’t wait 🎀
you lowk be getting sick at the thought of how other girls are looking at him when he’s out on the streets ridin around without you..
like hellooo?? 😭
PLZZZ JUST STAY HOMEEE PLLLLLLZZZZZ
also your yapping wasn’t a bother at all! i’m enjoying it! ^.^
also the nickname is cute, mimi it is!
haise anon here!!! and yes! there's quite a whole lot of other distinct personas of kaneki (at least around 7??) but i genuinely believe that haise and kaneki are two entirely different people (as it was very heavily implied in the manga abt how haise IS haise, theres also this conversation with haise and kid! ken about him telling haise to not 'erass' him. idk how much i could tell without spoiling omg...) there's also this one distinct persona of him that the fandom calls as the black reaper, its basically haise but with kaneki's memory, he's described as the darkest out of all his persona. but if we're talking abt haise in the beginning, he's generally a very kind person, he acts really motherly to the quinx squad and sees ccg as his family even though he knows it's just play pretend😞 (theres actually a chapter in the manga where all of his distinct personas talked to each other)
oh cute .. he’s quite the man huh! 🤣
idek what else i can say to that. it feels like uncovering someone’s dirtiest secret
hello vro
hello nigga ❤️