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turnabout sisters is so insane in hindsight. you are miles edgeworth. mia fey, the first defense attorney you ever went against, has been murdered and you are prosecuting her little sister for the crime. not only are you intrinsically tied to her because of the circumstances surrounding your father’s death but you both watched a man kill himself your first time in court. you think this case could not be more emotionally charged. then you walk into court the day of the trial and who do you see on the defense? your fucking childhood best friend who you haven’t seen in 15 years.

HIGH ON STANDARDS LOW ON SKILL. CREATIVE PROCESS MAKE YOU ILL

i really don't have a problem with gumworth but the people who ship it seem determined to change that 🙏

i just think you need to love miles edgeworth for the fact that he is a tar pit of a man who every day wakes up and keelhauls himself through trying to do the right thing out of 75% self-flagellation and 50% genuine idealism, which he then intersperses with the occasional hysteria-induced flashes of kindness and genuine human connection.

Me in loud hill looking for my alive wife

the thing is i think kazuma asougi does in fact know and understand that he is a guy who wants to have sex with men but i do also think he's so preserving his bloodline pilled that it would never occur to him to commit to that as a lifestyle it's more of an activity. like in his head hes going to find a suitable Wife who he treats mostly like a business partner (this is his presumption about how everyone else's marriages are working as well) and they are going to, eventually, have a son. this does not mean he has to stop having some honorable sex with the comrades though. ryuunosuke on the other hand i think has not ever questioned his sexuality because i don't think he really knows that's a thing you could do. it just would not occur to him. however his thoughts on his long term romantic prospects cap out at like 'something will probably happen some day' just because well that seems to be the natural course of many a life and who is he to say he's any different. i think the first time he is sexually propositioned by a man his reaction would be much in the way of assuming everyone else is more or less in the know and chill about this being a thing that happens and he just never realized it up until now. i think he just kind of takes the whole thing in stride. i think he'd take to it like a duck in water to be frank but that's neither here nor there.

the point: in a hypothetical situation where these things manage to align enough for him and asougi to be fucking each other i think it ends up with asougi saying shit that, although not verbatim, carries the sentiment of 'i wish i could get you pregnant' and ryuu being incapable of empathizing with yet completely unperturbed by this turn of events.

i don't really want "a relationship" for asoryuu what i want is a situationship so profound that there will be legal scholars debating it for the next century. historians will say they were very good friends.

cop jumpscare

using emdashes and a semi colon in the same line. this sentence will end when i do

Uni sometimes looks blatantly disgusted btw

This is my favorite section of this baking book i recently bought

"average cat owner spends 3 years in prison" factoid actualy just statistical error. average owner spends 0 years in prison. Miette's mother, who kicked her body like the football and went to jail for One Thousand Years is an outlier adn should not have been counted

“they were flirting with you” and how was i supposed to know such a thing when everyone speaks in codes and puzzles

Kurvitz stresses that Kim doesn't actually have a character sheet hidden in Disco Elysium's code. Imagining that Lieutenant Kitsuragi has only one natural attribute point in Motorics helps the ZA/UM team to understand the depth of his character beyond what's referenced in the game's dialogue. "We just came up with this stuff for coherency," says Kurvitz. "And because we're nerds."

"I like to think Kim has a Thought Cabinet project called Revolutionary Aerostatic Brigades that he's worked on since he was a teenager," Kurvitz says. "This raises the learning caps for his Reaction Speed and Interfacing."

Kim's high Volition skill makes him impervious to prying, Kurvitz says, as the detective can find out on occasions being met with Kim's brick-wall resolve. Kim often chastises these whims of the detective's, but will occasionally play along. The Lieutenant finds his new partner funny, says Kurvitz.

Kim is naturally shit at Motorics and thinks Harry is funny source

sorry since realizing my gender i have zero tolerance for the whole “man hating” angle of being queer i hate i hate it i hate you. stop. you are hurting people.

(shaking dice in cupped hands) c'mon daddy needs a new pair of money

Cold weather enjoyer FREAKS when they’re shivering and tensed up and can’t feel their toes and their face hurts and

I hate that I’m always trying to find cool biology themed stuff to wear but all the “nature inspired” clothing companies just have like two crossed arrows or a minimalistic mountain on a sweatshirt. Fucking lame, that’s barely even nature-adjacent. Put the life cycle of a salamander on a jacket, put hyena skeleton patterns on leggings, put a damn field guide of birds of prey on a peacoat and THEN you can have my money. Do NOT give me a shirt with a leaf on it that says “stay wild” or some bullshit I would much prefer clothing that broadcasts to everyone around me how many teeth an adult Jaguar has or how some pitcher plants can catch and digest rats.

Not a big fan of what melatonin has been doing to my dreams lately.

fucking bizarre that computers heat up while operating. like dude it’s just math

avoidance has saved me from everything it's also killed me a hundred million times

something you don't learn until you get really far into the making and tinkering life is that there's no such thing as "glue" really. there are so many kinds of substances that stick other substances together and they are all very different and if you just go look at the adhesives aisle in the hardware store the packaging never actually tells you anything useful. it's like "this is SUPER T-REX POWER GLUE" and the fine print says "good for use on wood metal and plastic". okay. but WHICH PLASTICS MY GOOD BITCH,

because SURPRISE, there's no such thing as "plastic" either. every kind of wood is basically the same on a chemical level, but the only thing every plastic has in common is "some of its molecules are long" and that is NOT a quality that determines how things stick together.

I just ordered some stuff I hope will permanently stick a circuit board to a steel sheet and withstand temperatures up to 150 degrees. by the way circuit boards are made of epoxy-bound woven glass cloth which is cool as hell but what the fuck do you glue that with? can any of the 12 kinds of adhesives I currently own do that? no of course not. if I want to stick two pieces of acrylic together so hard they become watertight to a depth of 3000 metres I have some shit that does that, but it does literally nothing else.

anyway. once you start learning how many kinds of sticking things together there are, the people at 3M start to seem like witches and I don't know if they're the kind we can trust with that level of arcane knowledge