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The New Blaze Thing Is So Goofy Each Time I See It I Keep Thinking About Fucking Weed And It Makes Me

The new blaze thing is so goofy each time i see it i keep thinking about fucking weed and it makes me giggle

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When I die make my body a Spirit Halloween for bugs

do nOT i repeat DO NOT hang out in the creepy dorm basement alone listening to music with weird noises in the background. my hackles are raised, sure i have no intention of moving any time soon but holy shit am i kinda freaked out and there are like huge windows that can sorta show reflection so im just kinda waiting for someone to appear behind me at this point. might just run back to my dorm... might not. lets see if i survive the night first.


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took almost a whole year but i ended up changing my major.. whoops

university is quite an experience


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there is this one specific insulated cup at cosco that i REALLY REALLY want and i see it every time i go with my mom but i KNOW if i try and get it mom would give me a weird look and thatll open a whole can of worms that really dont need to be let out atm and its quite a predicament. might start hinting on it for my birthday? like its the most magnificent cup youve ever seen. its light blue and kinda looks like a barrel with a handle and straw and lid and stuff kinda like a stanley but imo way cooler and even my mom agrees and each time i see it i want it more because i dont have an insulated cup like that right now but it DEFINITELY wont fit into a cup holder because its such a Big Boy™ but i know if i get it itll be like the highlight of my week. i love cool cups. especially ones that keep water super super cold cuz i need to drink more water and thisll help i sWEAR cuz my dehydrated ass needs any bit of motivation it can get. i barely use my waterbottle cus i lost the straw to it cuz its one with a straw and you have to tip it bac and it still works but like... thats too much effort and its heafty and if it takes too much effort and is heafty the chances of me using it in everyday life its extremely slim so it has changed to my cycling waterbottle cuz cold water hits different when youre struggling up hills trying not to die meanwhile my dad is up ahead fine as can be because hes like forty something with bricks for calves and he used to go for miles upon miles when he was younger on his bike.

sorry for the tangent i just really want this cup


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