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No Youre Not Ascending To God-hood, Youre Just Dehydrated.

no youre not ascending to god-hood, youre just dehydrated.

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an intense hatred of capitalism vs an intense love of trinkets

someone needs to supervise me when im baking. i just made triple, no, like quadruple the amount of frosting for a couple dozen cupcakes. i have a bowl sitting in the fridge absolutely FILLED with extra buttercream. and not to mention how its an absolute sugar bomb. i can feel my teeth rotting just from one fucking cupcake. its insanity. even my brother said it was too sweet for him. like i swear if you eat more than one your chances of diabetes like doubles. all common sense went out thw fucking window. it was like "oh, looks like i might not have enough frosting for them all" *proceeds to dump an entire bag of powdered sugar into the stand mixer*. WHO DOES THAT?? WHAT THE FUCK???!!


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God created the woods specifically for mysterious disappearances, not for camping