Reblog This If You Want A LONG (or Short) Anonymous Message Saying What They Think Of You.

reblog this if you want a LONG (or short) anonymous message saying what they think of you.

pleaaase?

some fucking resources for all ur writing fuckin needs

* body language masterlist

* a translator that doesn’t eat ass like google translate does

* a reverse dictionary for when ur brain freezes

* 550 words to say instead of fuckin said

* 638 character traits for when ur brain freezes again

* some more body language help

(hope this helps some ppl)

SHE SAID THE THING

LANA GONZALEZ!

I LEAVE THIS REALM FOR A DAY AND YOU’VE ALREADY STOLEN A BIKE, SHOPLIFTED WEED AND MADE A RUDE GESTURE AT A RABBI AT A LOCAL CAFE??

DO YOU HAVE ANY WORDS TO EXPLAIN YOURSELF!? -🦢

HOLY CRAP!

Sarai, uh, you got it ALL wrong! Let me just explain myself!! I, uh.. uuuuuuuuuuuum...

[Lana quickly takes a stone from the table (that Soren somehow managed to smuggle in his teeth straight home without getting caught) and shows it to Sarai.]

LOOK!

Absolutely extraordinary, incredible, magical, one of a kind, well-mannered and glamorous, every NY kid's biggest dream, a very real pet STONE! -🥯

@seraphim-sarai

Hey y'all. Fall here. I need to evacuate LA, which has been extraordinarily bad for me. Like, can no longer afford to live here after maxing out my credit cards and bouncing from crap job to crap job.

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I've estimated the move to be around $800 if I'm extremely tight with my money. Anything beyond that will go to moving more stuff than "if I didn't have this I couldn't start anew" core essentials, such as books, cards (Magic cards are heavy!!), spare clothes, etc.

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Hi I'm Jesse, and LA is bad for me.So bad, in fact, I have to emergency move from the West Coast to the East Coast... fast. Real fast.This c