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Can you do lucifer x short!reader?
Sure thing! I'm 5'1 irl, so I'm basing this off of my experiences lol. This one will be a bit short because it's 2 in the morning and I have to get up at 6 :'D

Summary: While at the RAD library, you have stumbled upon a certain problem regarding a textbook and high shelves.
TWs: None!
Pairing: GN! Short! Reader x Lucifer Oneshot

'Almost there-' you think to yourself as you reach your entire body towards the top shelf, where a Devildom history book resided.
You were trying to rely less on magic like your P.E. teacher recommended, but the urge to give in was relentless. It would be so easy. All you would have to do is blink and every textbook you needed would be right in your arms.
Your breath hitched as you stretched as much as you could, leaning forward a little too much to your liking. Suddenly, the step stool you stood on wobbled, and with a yelp, you started to fall backwards.
You closed your eyes, prepared for the impact, but instead your back was engulfed by a warm figure. You opened your eyes, looking up to see Lucifer with an amused smile on his face.
He chuckled as he set you down on the floor. With ease, he reached up to the top shelf and grabbed the textbook before handing it to you.
"Thanks," you said with a slight blush.
Lucifer smiled at you in response. "Next time you need something, you should tell me."
You rolled your eyes in a playful manner.
"I would take up too much of your time," you said.
The Avatar of Pride leaned down to kiss you. You tilted your head upwards to respond to his touch.
"Yet every second spent with you would be worth it."



chiHUAHUA
yes kangel

Yes kangel we all say in unison
Imagine the demon brothers with an Mc who can’t help but overwork themselves finally crashing,(and fr studying like that one girl on tiktok that’s always pulling an all nighter for tests and finals)
It was finals at rad, and Mc CANNOT let themselves get anything less than perfect. They’re a straight A student both in the human realm and devildom, so there is no way a few measly tests were going to change that.
At this point the brothers have learned to stay out of Mc’s way, especially after pacts were formed. Trying to force Mc to take a break is impossible because they’ll order them away. They are so determined to be academically perfect in everything that they turn from their usual sweet and caring self to throwing heavy books to get people to leave them alone if necessary. Their determination really shines through when it comes to things like studying.
So now the best they can do is leave snacks and drinks and offer their company as Mc hunches over their desk surrounded by empty energy drink cans like some sort of gremlin.
Once finals were announced the brother knew they wouldn’t see much of Mc out of their room or the library until they were over, so once finals were done and Mc proudly had gotten a 100% on every single one of their tests, they were all ready to spend time with them!!!
But when the weekend came Mc didn’t come down for breakfast, or for any snacks, or lunch, and by the time dinner was approaching it got extremely concerning.
So of course they go and check up on Mc to make sure they didn’t die or anything, and not only was Mc completely fine, but they were completely passed out, face down on their bed, halfway falling off, RAD uniform still on, their left shoe handing off their heel with the other thrown to the side somewhere, hair a mess, and snoring like a lawn mower.
So, the brothers just go into full blown care taker mode after realizing that their human is this exhausted, Lucifer is able to wake them up, asmo runs them a bath and gives them a facial, scalp massage, mani pedi, and literally everything and anything that would relax them and loosen their muscles and joints. Beel and mammon go do a food run, they both make sure to get Mc’s favorite snacks, soda’s, and treats and Beel helps to carry everything back(while also resisting the VERY strong urge to eat it all.), satan probably sneaks a cat inside for Mc while everyone is rushing around, and to wrap it all up Belphie makes sure they comfortably get back to sleep with pleasant dreams.
Lucifer ends up getting Mc’s weekend extended after talking with Diavolo. of course Mc is told that it’s there’s sort of Devildom holiday, which is why there’s no school for a few extra days.
Now why would you…
Do you ever think that Wu Ming probably felt like being devoured by the souls was something he deserved? After not being able to protect Xie Lian in the altar, receiving such punishment might feel fair to him.