Im Definitely Gonna Regret Posting This But That One Scene From "homer's Triple Bypass" (i Think) Inspired

im definitely gonna regret posting this but that one scene from "homer's triple bypass" (i think) inspired a bunch of headcanons...

and yes they are a little shippy (for tim and snake) (sorry) but i need to do something and embarrassing myself on the internet is the greatest worst idea

enjoy? maybe?

〜the Lovejoys constantly host barbecues and invite the Turleys over. if it gets too crowded, Snake herds the more rowdy people to his house to party 〜in turn, Snake constantly hosts parties, and if it gets too large or he wants them out, the Lovejoys crash the party, usually preaching and handing out religious stuff to get rid of them 〜Jessica and Jeremy are best friends 〜they don't have fences between their yards because they visit each other so often 〜any average person going to the Lovejoy's accidentally goes to Turley's instead 〜the cops always break into the Lovejoy's house instead of Turley's. they tried to go one to the right to combat this, and every time, the funkin' Lovejoy's 〜Snake is always insistent on repairing anything the cops break when they invade the wrong house 〜Timothy stays at Snake's house when he's arguing with Helen 〜Snake is willing to do train things with Timothy (take of that what you will >;) 〜Timothy and Jessica stay with the Turleys when Helen is hosting events for her clique 〜Snake bought the home after becoming friends with the Lovejoys, before then he was squatting 〜Snake and Tim make giant pillow forts with their kids

that's all (besides the nonsensical ones i deleted)

thank you for your tolerance! :]

and sorry again for the tags

adult jessica!

Struggling with writer's block so I'm giving you the original version of my avatar as compensation.

Not that I had a schedule or anything.

Don't mind the excessive tags, I'm just excited to share this with you.

I'm back for a moment, so...

...my three favorites as cats