I Headcannon That When Scaramouche Is Drunk Or REALLY Angry He Starts Speaking Japanese (inazumian Idk)

I headcannon that when scaramouche is drunk or REALLY angry he starts speaking japanese (inazumian idk) just imagine drunk affectionate scara:

Him laying on top of you in a fit of giggles, he did have alot to drink because of a mission succsess or it was one of the harbingers birthday he didn't tell you. He is so intoxitated that he doesn't act like his normal grumpy self, he's so clingy not leaving your side always touching you not innapropriatly just like holding your hands, your cheeks or lightly kissing your collarbone/neck.

He would cuddle with you the whole night because he didn't want to go to sleep alone (he did reek of alcohol) looking up at you with a slightly blush on his cheeks he said the most sappy things that if his future self would see him he would strangle himself. Too much pride for such a short temper.

"Y..you look so softttt.." He slurred his words and hugged your chest laying his head on your collar bones "You even smell so nice!.. nice.." you smiled slightly "kiss.." He pucered his lips out for you "kuni.. you smell of alcohol, you should drink some water." You replied scratching his temple but his response was grumbling "noooo.. kisss~" he really wanted that kiss huh?

You kissed him lightly it did help and scara started giggling "yay.." you patted his hair it was messy and needed washing "You are going to have a such a hangover in the morning." Scara didn't respond but the only sound you heard was light snoring "well goodnoght kunikuzushi.." and you kissed his forehead.

You were awaken in the middle of night to scaramouche looking at you and speaking softly japanese "aishiteru.."

The next day was chaotic and for scara painful "I will KILL childe for taking so much alcohol... aaagh.." He vinced in pain and grabbed his forehead as you passed him water "I hope that bastard will choke on that hydro vision of his, fucking bitch." You laughed, this was going to be interesting..

A/N: I didn't write for so long, also I don't speak japanese so I didn't want to use too much japanese phrases and then be told I did them wrong 🥲 so I hope you enjoyed this little fanfic (drabble? Idk)

m a s t e r l i s t !

genshin impact !

mondstadt !

liyue !

inazuma !

snezhnaya !

unknown !

i n a z u m a !

arataki itto

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gorou

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kazuha

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thoma

- date with thoma

u n k n o w n !

aether

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s n e z h n a y a !

tartaglia

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date with thoma !11!!1!

words : 0.8k

genre : fluff

thoma, was a busy man being the housekeeper of the kamisato clan and being also a well known 'fixer' in inazuma, but that doesn't stop him from going on small dates with you every week as his girlfriend. although those said dates sometimes are disturbed by other people asking him for small favors, but of course it doesn't mostly bother you anymore because you understand how well-known and reliable he is.

though he himself is a bit bothered by it, because he thinks he can't give u the perfect date that you deserve as his girlfriend and all. so what does he do? he asks help from his dear friend aka ur bestfriend kamisato ayaka. thoma always seemed a very confident guy, but to u? he's very very shy, he just thinks ur too perfect for some lowly housekeeper like him. of course you often scolded him about belittling himself and told him you don't care about his status or whatsoever. you often even told him that you liked his job and think its nice for a guy to know how to do household chores and such. but of course that doesn't still stop him from doubting himself.

he often goes around ayaka to ask about u because ayaka seems to know you very much, mostly because you and ayaka are childhood friends. thoma's too shy to ask you himself about the things you like so he mostly asks ayaka about you. poor ayaka whose tired of thoma bugging him 24/7 about you but honestly she doesn't mind it so much, but of course being thoma's friend she wants him to be straightforward to you and ask you himself. so sometimes she would often say no to thoma so he doesn't have any other choice but to ask you himself.

but here he is now on his knees begging ayaka to tell him what's your ideal date. "come on ayaka, just tell me what would y/n like to have on a date, her ideal date please! im begging youu!" thoma said as he was on his knees begging ayaka. "for the last time, i said no. why don't you ask your girlfriend?" ayaka sighed as he looked away from thoma. thoma stood up and scratched his nape sheepishly "I want to surprise her that's why I cant ask her myself. so please. pretty please tell me!" ayaka sighed again and shook her head. "even if I wanted to tell you I couldn't because y/n never told me such things." thoma then sadly said thanks to ayaka and left the kamisato estate.

he was now supposed to go to your house and go on the said date but he still couldn't think of anything that can surprise you or make you beyond happy in your date, he knocked on your door and opened it, knowing it was never locked. and as expected when he entered you welcomed him with one big hug while wearing an apron, "what took you so long?" you smiled at him "ah my bad, I was talking with ayaka about something, I guess I lost track of time." he said as he pinched your cheeks. "well then what are you waiting for? come in. I cooked something, I bet you'll like it!"

he smiled at your energy, "hmmm, what did my little chef cook today?" you giggled and took off your apron "I cooked your favorite, look! rice cake soup!" you smiled as you put the big bowl of soup onto the table. "here taste it!" you took one spoonful of the soup and blew on it a bit and spoon-fed him. "so? do you like it?" you looked at him expectantly while he pretended to think and judge your cooking, teasing you, "hmmm, I think it could be even better- im joking im joking! I love it!" he laughed as he patted your head. "I only learned from the best!" you stated proudly and laughed out. the whole afternoon of your afternoon date went smoothly, eating the potful of soup and also playing with your dogs and lazing around your house.

"hey, y/n I have a question" thoma said as you tried to make yourself feel comfortable while laying beside him "hmm?" you said as you finally wrapped your hands in his waist, burying your face into his chest. "what's your ideal date?" you then looked up at him with a questioning face, "what do you mean?" he chuckled nervously "well, just because i heard some people having ideal dates you know? like going outside or to a festival date or something." he said as he waited for your reply "well, actually I don't think i have one you know, I just like being with you, can that be my ideal date? I don't know, i just think what's more important is if when im with you rather than where i am you know? " he chuckled as he ruffled your hair, "fine, whatever you say, I like just being with you too its fun, now go and sleep you little gremlin." you both giggled and playfully slapped each others side. finally sleeping peacefully in each other embrace.