Saw This On Twitter And Had A Chuckle. Police With A Sense Of Humour. Who Knew

Saw this on twitter and had a chuckle. Police with a sense of humour. Who knew 🤷🏻‍♀️

https://x.com/perfectlyfine89/status/1781495834833485957?s=46&t=KpIVsacOaLBhJJ-8O2CoIA

OKAY so I have favourites!

1 I hate it here (actually amazing)

2 down bad (original favourite)

3 who’s afraid of little old me? ( THE SCREAMING )

4 florida!!! (stuck in my head)

5 how did it end? ( IM DECEASED)

6 so long london (ITS SO FAST)

7 peter (so sad, best sad song on the album)

I’m going to be headed into work the day after the album’s released looking like I just returned from war

do you know where i can find a transcribed tracklist that is more legible? i can’t read the tiny faint text

Fortnight (feat Post Malone)

The Tortured Poets Department

My Boy Only Breaks His Favorite Toys

Down Bad

So Long, London

But Daddy I Love Him

Fresh Out the Slammer

Florida!!! (feat Florence + The Machine)

Guilty as Sin?

Who's Afraid of Little Old Me?

I Can Fix Him (No Really I Can)

loml

I Can Do It With a Broken Heart

The Smallest Man Who Ever Lived

The Alchemy

Clara Bow

The Manuscript

Dear Reader: a web weave (citations under the cut)

Dear Reader / Look What You Made Me Do music video (2017) / I Know Places / …Ready For It? music video (2017) / Dear Reader / End Game / Reputation Stadium Tour visuals / Getaway Car / Photo of Reputation Stadium Tour / Nothing New / Dear Reader / Picture To Burn / Photo of The Eras Tour (LINK) / Look What You Made Me Do / Look What You Made Me Do music video / mirrorball / Dear Reader / If You’re Anything Like Me / Dear Reader / Forever Winter / Why She Disappeared / Forever Winter / willow / Dear Reader / it’s time to go… / Dear Reader / Image from The Ellen Degeneres Show / Paris / King of My Heart / Taylor Swift: ‘I was literally about to break’, Laura Snapes (X) / King of My Heart / Dear Reader / Would’ve Could’ve Should’ve / Photo of Lover promo using lyrics from Cruel Summer / Dear Reader / Anti-Hero Music Video (2022) / I Know Places / Anti-Hero Music Video (2022) / Dear Reader / End Game Music Video (2018) / Death By A Thousand Cuts / Anti-Hero Music Video (2022) / Soon You’ll Get Better / Dear Reader / ivy / Bigger Than The Whole Sky / Would’ve Could’ve Should’ve / Dear Reader / Tied Together With a Smile / Dear Reader / reputation prologue / Dear Reader / A Place in This World / Dear Reader / High Infidelity / Photo of The Eras Tour / Dear Reader / This Is Why We Can’t Have Nice Things / Look What You Made Me Do music video (2017) / right where you left me / If You’re Anything Like Me / Mastermind / The Outside / Dear Reader / Anti-Hero music video (2022) / New Romantics / Wonderland / Miss Americana and the Heartbreak Prince / Blank Space / A Place in this World / Lavender Haze music video (2023) / Nothing New / Dear Reader / Look What You Made Me Do music video (2017) / Sweet Nothing / Anti-Hero / Anti-Hero / Bejewelled music video (2022) / Anti-Hero / Dear Reader / Tim McGraw / this is me trying / Bejewelled / Dear John / mirrorball / Bejewelled music video (2022)

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singing about three different men carelessly promising her marriage and babies with no intention to follow through and then having a song begging the universe to change the prophecy that she’s doomed to be alone with no soul mate I …. *deep breathe*