Saw This On Twitter And Had A Chuckle. Police With A Sense Of Humour. Who Knew

Saw this on twitter and had a chuckle. Police with a sense of humour. Who knew 🤷🏻‍♀️

https://x.com/perfectlyfine89/status/1781495834833485957?s=46&t=KpIVsacOaLBhJJ-8O2CoIA

I’m going to be headed into work the day after the album’s released looking like I just returned from war

do you know where i can find a transcribed tracklist that is more legible? i can’t read the tiny faint text

Fortnight (feat Post Malone)

The Tortured Poets Department

My Boy Only Breaks His Favorite Toys

Down Bad

So Long, London

But Daddy I Love Him

Fresh Out the Slammer

Florida!!! (feat Florence + The Machine)

Guilty as Sin?

Who's Afraid of Little Old Me?

I Can Fix Him (No Really I Can)

loml

I Can Do It With a Broken Heart

The Smallest Man Who Ever Lived

The Alchemy

Clara Bow

The Manuscript

my initial interpretation of the album is that there are two parallel storylines: one is about her insanity (her rebound) and the other is about what got her there (the demise of her relationship). the album tries to prove that the former was not real love. he simply gave her the attention she craved while also being just as blue and self-sabotaging as her ex. the storylines converge halfway through the album, and the rest of the songs discuss her grief, rage, perseverance, and ultimate acceptance through gritted teeth.

have you ever read a fanfic so good that you wanted to write a fanfic about that fanfic, but was too shy / too intimidated to ask for the author’s permission and too afraid that your writing wouldn’t be half as good as theirs and that it would be an insult to their work that was basically a literal masterpiece, so you just sat there fantasizing about their work and how beautiful it was and how you wished you could just eat it and how you wished canon could write your blorbos half as good as this writer did and how you just wanted to cry because you just loved that fic so much????

yall i cant . thats enough . goodnight .