What The Hell Is Happening!!!!!!!

What the hell is happening!!!!!!!

HUH??? FEARLESS INTO RED???

death, taxes, and the reputation bodysuit are the only certainties in this life

Why is there an order change in Floklore!!

Cardigan instead of the One!

Or am I forgetting something?

🥰🥰🥰

not her wearing a lesbian flag colored outfit that blends with the background

taylor: i am obviously very heterosexual 🙄

also taylor: remember when we hung out in closets and then you left me inside the closet, back when you were mine, and then said you’d come back for me after you grew up? are you still a natural scene-stealer? can you still read my mind, twin? things were always so easy for you and i’m jealous and think about you and our oceans of promises every time we cross jet plane paths. i waited through a bunch of useless, masquerading men for you to come back

also taylor: once you touch up your makeup i’m going to flip you around and fuck you inside this closet and then leave you there like a house party and torpedo your life the cars you’re really bad at driving

also taylor: bisexual lover of mine from a decade ago, do you remember when i switched out all my partners over the last decade and it still wasn’t enough to keep us together and i still wonder if we would’ve worked out and how it would’ve been if we were brave? i changed myself a million times hoping you’d come back and i guess i am trapped in this scarlet maroon hell i built with my former roommate.

there are no words to how much I love this!

Summary: When two individuals explode out of the heart tree at Winterfell, the Bolton's think it's a blessing from the gods. It certainly is a change in their fortunes. Sansa expected to die the day the Bolton's did after their guest made the ground shake with her fury. Only she didn't, and now she is nominally the one in charge. With no army, no support outside of those men who saw an angry god and decided not to help their liege Lord, and said god is now her terrifying guest. Daisy would like to stop being mistaken for a god, and also reiterate flaying innocent people alive is not an acceptable practice. It would help if Fitz would wake up already because she's clearly not going to be able to get them out of the medieval hellscape they're now trapped in. Although Fitz wouldn't be her first choice of companion to be stranded with. And magic ice zombies, because of course there's magic ice zombies.

Author: @bibliophile-rhino-nerd

Note from submitter: -A++ for world building and logistics -Daisy is amazingly well written -No Game of Thrones knowledge required to absolutely fall in love with this fic