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new game: what are y’all getting your f/o(s) for christmas?

i am in desperate need of posting so here are some random headcanons about my main 9!! (i'll do like at least 2 each, some may have more)

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- connie would be the kid with the speaker in his bag (public school kids, y'all know exactly who i'm talking about)

- eren went through an eyeliner phase. in public? no, but he would just sit around with eyeliner on

- never give sasha the aux because she would just blast "tia tamera" by doja cat on full volume while screaming the lyrics with the windows open

- levi loves cats, he like...,. relates to them? idk but he sees himself in cats and thinks they're adorable n shit

- mikasa has cried to multiple different mitski songs, even ones she can't even relate to (she's just like me fr fr)

- sasha and connie always gaslight jean by making up scenarios and being like "omg remember when..." and jean gets so anxious and thinks he's losing his memory

- erwin really wants a cool sleeve of tattoos but won't do it because he remembers that tattoos are permanent and removing them is painful and expensive

- hange owns a cowboy hat for absolutely no reason, but when they remember they have it, they don't take it off for like a week

- armin, eren, and mikasa fucking love dancing even though they're horrendous at it, and they don't even actually dance, they kinda just jump around and head bang to whatever song is playing (it's cute tho <3)

- sasha is a sucker for squishmallows, especially the food shaped ones

- hange is definitely, not exactly a stoner, but an avid smot poker and is always willing to share

- mikasa can play guitar!! not that well, but she can still play better than everyone else!!

- armin keeps a picture of his pet in his wallet in case he ever feels down and needs to cheer up a bit

- eren's guilty pleasure is astrology. he's not super into it and he doesn't understand everything, but sometimes he'll just be like "oh of course she's a taurus" or some shit

- levi owns so much jewelry. like.... so much. and it's all silver. this mf has rings and necklaces and bracelets and is so tempted to get his ears pierced too

- connie bites. like if him and his friends are like fake fighting/wrestling, he will bite. not hard, but he'll do it

- jean's hair is super fucking soft, regardless of how sweaty or gross he might be

- erwin is great with kids, but not babies. like someone will ask him to hold their baby and he'll like place it under his armpit and just keep it there

- hange has the worst sense of humor– corrupt gen z humor. like y'know that one picture of the horse without legs on the ground and it's captioned "ground beef"? yeah that kinda shit

- armin collects funko pops of all his favorite shows/movies and has all of his all-time favorite characters out of the box on a separate shelf

- levi has baby soft skin regardless of any wounds or scars, and he doesn't even have like a super specific skin care routine or anything

- sasha, jean, and connie all play roblox together at like 3 am when they're drunk off of tiredness and everything is funny

- hange gets fascinated by things that are holographic and will buy it even if they're never gonna use it

- eren steals mikasa's phone and takes 4000 blurry and unflattering pictures on it. she always keeps the most humiliating ones

- armin and hange discuss fnaf lore. jean once caught them playing the first fnaf game together and then he got hooked too

- levi once got into a bad habit of calling things "camp" and then had to explain it to erwin. he was very confused

- jean and connie wanted to make their own nft. everyone immediately shut them down

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literally did this on a whim.,,, enjoy my little ackersluts

“why is everything smut” because you guys seem to not give a single shit for anything unless it’s smut, leave the sfw fluff & angst creators in the dust and only come on here to complain about what we write in out free time instead of supporting the people on here.

edit: this post is not meant to shame any smut writers, i’m one of you guys LMAO, it was about one of the stupidest catches i’ve seen circling around & me being annoyed over it.

THIS SHIT IS MAKINF ME WET

these fictional, animated, two-dimensional men are so weird... like why do you not exist? why did you make me lose interest in real men? why are you so fucking gorgeous? why are my standards unrealistically high because of you? let me hit?

armin loves girls he can fix

eren loves girls who wanna fix him

what eren’s ring camera picks up when i’m at his front door

me sleeping peacefully at night after i just spent the whole day reading and writing the most disgusting, vile smut about fictional men

armin loves girls he can fix

eren loves girls who wanna fix him

I will sleep good

Edit: the previous measurements were wrong, it is 9.8 inches

i am not okay

scared for all eren simps today after that figure dropped 🫡 u guys are in my thoughts and prayers

Best boy <3

i'm purring

happy birthday to my husband, my world, the reason i breathe, the waves in the ocean, the blood that pumps in my veins, the dick, the genocide, the pink hues and oranges when the sun sets. the love of my life, eren yeager.

Eren “next time we get into an argument, I’m reminding you that i took your virginity” Jaeger

hes so gorgeous ohmygod

quick sketch of Eren in 123

every second of every day.

i need eren to bite my shoulder when he cums so bad like this is a need i will die without it

i need him so bad i'm literally wet just thinking abt fucking him

yeah ight.

god he's so fucking sexy please help me god i can't take this. i'm not into guys like this. i've never gone for guys like this before i can't do this. i don't know how to function.

small rant on how much I love eren.

eren yaeger.

a fictional 2d character that doesn't even exist.

but my love for him is unexplainable. hes not just attractive, hes not just hot, hes not just handsome, hes everything to me. i started to kinda like him during season 1 and season 2, but season 3 eren completely caught my heart.. to see him being vulnerable and helpless, created a very huge soft spot for him in my heart. the boy who i once thought is just full of rage and has anger issues, is so much more than that. eren is a character that makes me relate to in the highest level. i dont know in what perspective, but i feel comfortable everytime i see him on screen. the pain he suffered feels like as if theyre mine, i just want to hug him and tell him itll be okay.

only god knows how much i love this man.

yes, i had real crushes before. but i never cried over a man, never. it have been years, i got into a relationship and all, even the breakup didnt make me cry. i am a very soft and sensitive person, but there's just something about me that never cried over a man.

yes, i had other anime crushes before, but never did i feel this same way to them. i might fangirl when they appeared on screen, but when its eren? i didnt fangirl. i kept quiet. i kept quiet as long as i can. all i did is watch everything he did in silence. there's just something about him that makes me speechless.

and on my whole history of men, me, who never cried over them,

today, is crying my heart off realizing the fact eren yeager isn't real.

i am not exaggerating. it might sound stupid and childish, but it is true. im madly in love with a non existent man.

and his name is,

Eren Yaeger

college au eren FOREVER makes me foam at the mouth grip the wall cry scream and cum